Survive Zombie Apocalypse Game

I'll blow the budget on all the ladies and then enjoy a very fun but short lived time in the apocalypse.
 
Time to find me a funny hat to wear then start up a doomsday cult that makes the Manson Family look like the Mickey Mouse Club.
 
Guys , go logical here . After a few months of dodging zombies , no running water , bumps and bruises , no hair appointments or beauticians Sydney Sweeney is going to be resembling Dobby ....
The bob remained in shape is more important
 
2 most important
AR15 - $4
Hover Tank - $5 (HumVee if you gotta save a buck i guess)

Next:
Villa $4 - Gotta have a place to stay, hidden spots, etc.
$3 - TV Dinners if I can choose variety

Finally:
$2 Dog
$2 Girl

If there was a $1 dog I'd spring for the $3 girl but I hate cats. I could be talked into saving a buck on the Hover Tank or the Villa but after a while in the apoc I don't think I'd care if the girl was the $2 or the $3 one.
 
Anyone not spending the extra $1 for the AR15 upgrade from the Glock is nuts. With glock you aren't hitting zombies in the head further out than like 20 yards, or at least I can't. With AR, I get range and close quarters.

Also I don't know what and ABC warrior is
 
Guys , go logical here . After a few months of dodging zombies , no running water , bumps and bruises , no hair appointments or beauticians Sydney Sweeney is going to be resembling Dobby ....
Still wood 🤣
 
Pocket Knife and Glock
Luxury Penthouse - It's the easiest available location to create a choke point. And just think about the view.
TV Dinner - If it's good enough for Howard Hughes, it's good enough for me. Canned beans and grilled cheese won't give you enough sustenance, long-term.
Dobby - I would give Dobby the Glock during transits.
ABC Warrior - ABC Warrior over watches the choke point so that I can sleep at night.
Lada - So Dobby, ABC, and myself can readily scoot the fuck out of there.
 
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So, if I get an ABC Warrior and a hover tank with unlimited ammo and fuel, I can pretty much wipe out all the zombies. They literally have no means to disable those. Other options may vary.
 
- $1 Pocket knife - always useful, even if the other options make it mostly redundant.
- $4 Villa - Lux penthouse would be easier to secure than a villa but easier to become trapped and if a fire starts in the building, there's just no escape, you're dead.
- $5 3 star Michelin star meals - No idea how that would even work but fuck it, why not?
- $5 Sydney Sweeney - Does anyone actually need an explanation here?
- $5 Hover tank - If the zombies surround our Villa, ms Sweeney and myself jump in our hover tank and go find another Villa... after mowing down all the zombies out of spite for making up abandon our damn villa.

You have a nice house, great food, a smoking hot chick and a secure method of escape, whenever you choose. Who cares about the other category?

After being told that I had to pick on from each category:

Fine, swap villa with abandoned building(which are usually pretty secure anyway). Will have plenty of space and can ship in lots of nice stuff to do it up in our hover tank. Use the extra $1 on the old cat... which I immediately abandon as it's not getting any of our Michelin star food.

If you have a bloody hover tank, who cares about attacking zombies? Make noise, draw them outside and crush them all with your tank.

...my only required companion would be the cute, big tittied blonde chick.

...I can't see any holes in my reasoning here.
 

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