Survive Zombie Apocalypse Game

[Fedorgasm]

Does anyone know about the ABC warriors? If you get that one you might not even need a gun. It will protect you.

 

[gondo]

I'll blow the budget on all the ladies and then enjoy a very fun but short lived time in the apocalypse.

 

[Petey_My_Heart]

Does anyone know about the ABC warriors? If you get that one you might not even need a gun. It will protect you.

you must be gen z

 

[Fedorgasm]

you must be gen z

Thank you. I suppose that's from the Stallone dredd movie. I've never seen it.

But now I think I'd give up my Glock so I could have an abc warrior instead.

 

[Caesar_Of_Uranus]

Time to find me a funny hat to wear then start up a doomsday cult that makes the Manson Family look like the Mickey Mouse Club.

 

[Bia]

Guys , go logical here . After a few months of dodging zombies , no running water , bumps and bruises , no hair appointments or beauticians Sydney Sweeney is going to be resembling Dobby ....

The bob remained in shape is more important

 

[Spounman]

All 5 wives, an AR-15 and a pocket knife

 

[TheNinja]

2 most important
AR15 - $4
Hover Tank - $5 (HumVee if you gotta save a buck i guess)

Next:
Villa $4 - Gotta have a place to stay, hidden spots, etc.
$3 - TV Dinners if I can choose variety

Finally:
$2 Dog
$2 Girl

If there was a $1 dog I'd spring for the $3 girl but I hate cats. I could be talked into saving a buck on the Hover Tank or the Villa but after a while in the apoc I don't think I'd care if the girl was the $2 or the $3 one.

 

[TheNinja]

Anyone not spending the extra $1 for the AR15 upgrade from the Glock is nuts. With glock you aren't hitting zombies in the head further out than like 20 yards, or at least I can't. With AR, I get range and close quarters.

Also I don't know what and ABC warrior is

 

[Tone C]

Does anyone know about the ABC warriors? If you get that one you might not even need a gun. It will protect you.

BIG JOBS !!!!

 

[Contempt]

I feel like we just did this...

https://forums.sherdog.com/threads/survive-zombie-apocalypse-game.4375725/

 

[Contempt]

Guys , go logical here . After a few months of dodging zombies , no running water , bumps and bruises , no hair appointments or beauticians Sydney Sweeney is going to be resembling Dobby ....

Still wood

 

[Tone C]

Still wood

Oh , God so wood I .

 

[Sunnyvale TP]

Dobby but no stationary cupboard in the house section is a huge swing and a miss.

A real fan of Peep Show. Mark is that you?

 

[Gene Tunney]

Pocket Knife and Glock
Luxury Penthouse - It's the easiest available location to create a choke point. And just think about the view.
TV Dinner - If it's good enough for Howard Hughes, it's good enough for me. Canned beans and grilled cheese won't give you enough sustenance, long-term.
Dobby - I would give Dobby the Glock during transits.
ABC Warrior - ABC Warrior over watches the choke point so that I can sleep at night.
Lada - So Dobby, ABC, and myself can readily scoot the fuck out of there.

 

[ssBaldy]

So, if I get an ABC Warrior and a hover tank with unlimited ammo and fuel, I can pretty much wipe out all the zombies. They literally have no means to disable those. Other options may vary.

 

[Contempt]

- $1 Pocket knife - always useful, even if the other options make it mostly redundant.
- $4 Villa - Lux penthouse would be easier to secure than a villa but easier to become trapped and if a fire starts in the building, there's just no escape, you're dead.
- $5 3 star Michelin star meals - No idea how that would even work but fuck it, why not?
- $5 Sydney Sweeney - Does anyone actually need an explanation here?
- $5 Hover tank - If the zombies surround our Villa, ms Sweeney and myself jump in our hover tank and go find another Villa... after mowing down all the zombies out of spite for making up abandon our damn villa.

You have a nice house, great food, a smoking hot chick and a secure method of escape, whenever you choose. Who cares about the other category?

After being told that I had to pick on from each category:

Fine, swap villa with abandoned building(which are usually pretty secure anyway). Will have plenty of space and can ship in lots of nice stuff to do it up in our hover tank. Use the extra $1 on the old cat... which I immediately abandon as it's not getting any of our Michelin star food.

If you have a bloody hover tank, who cares about attacking zombies? Make noise, draw them outside and crush them all with your tank.

...my only required companion would be the cute, big tittied blonde chick.

...I can't see any holes in my reasoning here.

 

[gspieler]

AR15
Villa
3-star Michelin
Mikey
Cat
Humvee

 

[cmw43]

Anyone not spending the extra $1 for the AR15 upgrade from the Glock is nuts. With glock you aren't hitting zombies in the head further out than like 20 yards, or at least I can't. With AR, I get range and close quarters.

Also I don't know what and ABC warrior is

Don't need any of that if you got an ABC Warrior.

 

[Gene Tunney]

Anyone not spending the extra $1 for the AR15 upgrade from the Glock is nuts. With glock you aren't hitting zombies in the head further out than like 20 yards, or at least I can't. With AR, I get range and close quarters.

Also I don't know what and ABC warrior is

Don't need any of that if you got an ABC Warrior.

Now that I have thought about it, the only change I may make is that upgrade.

The swarm nature of zombies implies that the ABC Warrior may be overwhelmed at a critical moment.

My rationale was that I wanted everyone in my party to have something to defend themselves with.

But the use cases for a pocket knife against zombies are narrow. You will most likely find a jagged piece of metal laying around that would be just as useful as a pocket knife. I would probably make that upgrade.

I think that you have to keep the luxury apartment. You could demolish a few floors below, so that the only means to reach the penthouse is a rope or a ladder. I've never seen a zombie climb a rope.

We are assuming here that the luxury apartment has clean running water. If it does not, you may have to go with a villa by a lake. The reason why you don't want any of the options other than the luxury apartment is that they are all relatively ground level. At ground level, even with the ABC Warrior, you won't last long when waves of zombies are descending upon you at all angles deep into the night while you are sound asleep.

I went with the tv dinner because I think that you have to. So now, in addition to the clean water, the luxury apartments also has to have refrigeration capabilities to keep the tv dinners frozen.

Think about it.

Let's say that you impregnate your lady. You're going to feed your baby beans?



You have the penthouse luxury apartment. You have clean running water and a freezer to store your food (because I said so, that's why). You have a choke point that zombies are not known to traverse.

At this point, you only have to worry about scavengers. If you have an ABC Warrior hunkered down, protecting the choke point, scavengers are going to think twice before scaling whatever obstacles I have erected. I would place that ABC Warrior in a position that would make it very challenging to disable, because disabling the ABC Warrior is the scavengers only chance.