Health Surgery is done, no more hemmeroids. And man does this hurt like hell.

[FilipEmoFights]

Sorry to hear that bro.

I will pray for your butthole.

I don't believe in prayer but in this case it sounds fun

Lol what’s funny is my church is a “laying hands” church and I was thinking of asking if they uh…would lay hands on it for me

 

[FilipEmoFights]

Your boyfriend must be do disappointed to hear that bussy is out of commission still. At least that mouth like still works like hoover vacuum. All the best to your arse.

Oh yeah man I walk to the ring with Kurt angles theme

 

[FilipEmoFights]

that must be horrible. i know the incision is stitched up but how doesn't it get infected by poop during bowel movements?

Dude that is the craziest part of this whole thing-but I’m stupidly tough and it’s like…well I can’t hurt it anymore than it already is
But yeah I basically douse baby wipes in 91% isopropyl after each go and wash the whole area down.
Also the bacteria in the colon/rectum supposedly is impossible to get rid of so it’s like- part of your body almost. The doc told me infections are VERY rare.

 

[Hog-train]

I was going to get it done too and went on a Facebook support group for those that did it.

Every single person that had it done was complaining about the immense amount of pain they went through - "worst pain of my life" "absolutely horrible recovery."

I got scared and said fuck that and decided to just eat more fiber.

 

[Brother Numsi]

Glad it went well

 

[Kardashians]

not rubber bands-it was too late and they were too large for rubber bands

shoulda told them to order the XL rubber butt bands bruh, come on!

 

[Long Dark Blues]

I'm reading that most of you cans get these things because you're sitting on the shitter too long.

Now I'm a bit confused. Is it the simple act of sitting, or because there is a hole that helps to flex your anus out, and if you sit in that form for too long, your butthole gets upset?

Can you get them just from sitting on a park bench for too long?

Either way, there's something terribly wrong with your assholes. Or you're lazy cunts.

I got mine from a weighlifting injury.

Rotten.com type stuff.