Sunshine on your balls for higher Testosterone

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  1. MescalineDreams

    MescalineDreams Gold Belt

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    Been doing this on and off throughout the summer.

    It's been said for decades that tanning your balls can lead to higher test levels

    Partially due to localized vitamin D which is a building block of test. According to a study, uv rays on the chest increased test levels by 120%. Another claims 200% for uv Ray exposure to the testicles





    I'll just leave this here for anyone who wants to take on that experiment


    https://legendarystrength.com/sunshine-on-balls/

    Some science

    https://academic.oup.com/endo/article-abstract/25/1/7/2772602?redirectedFrom=fulltext

    Bio hacker Ben greenfield uses red light therapy on his nuts for higher test levels

    https://www.menshealth.com/health/a...on-my-balls-to-triple-my-testosterone-levels/
     
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  2. Robocok

    Robocok Brown Belt

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    I did that this summer on my balcony. I want to get one of those therapy lamps eventually. They're not cheap.
     
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  3. SmellThoseNuts

    SmellThoseNuts Proficient Platinum Member

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    If I turn up the brightness on my computer screen, will that work instead?
     
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    Job Interview Discovery isn't Star Trek

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    The skin on your nuttysack is thin.

    Keep in mind that people zinc their noses for a reason.

    Now think about your precious nuts and how much more important they are than your nose
     
  5. Threetrees

    Threetrees HIGH ENERGY BELT

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    hahahahaha
    enjoy multiple actinic keratoses and eventual malignant melanoma on your nuts bro

    Old age is going to suck for you
     
  6. Robocok

    Robocok Brown Belt

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    I didn't think about that and I burn quite easily. Good thing I only did it a few minutes at a time and didn't burn myself. I'll have to be careful.
     
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  7. Iroh

    Iroh The Dragon of the West Platinum Member

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  9. MescalineDreams

    MescalineDreams Gold Belt

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    The things we do for dick gains

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    Threetrees HIGH ENERGY BELT

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    Despite my post I'm literally shopping for a red light UV lamp right now
     
  11. method115

    method115 Titanium Belt

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    I've actually been trying to get outside more to get more vitamin D. I realized I'm not in the sun at all really. So instead of having my kid mow the whole lawn I do a lot of it and have her finish the rest.
     
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    Iroh The Dragon of the West Platinum Member

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    Do you have low test? If not, why even risk messing with your nuts?
     
  13. MescalineDreams

    MescalineDreams Gold Belt

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    Not too concerned

    Presumably we've been tanning our nuts since the beginning of time

    Seems as natural as you can get

    My T's fine but I'm always trying to take it a few steps further
     
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    How am I going to pull this off? I don't have a private back yard, I have neighbors.
     
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    JOE QUEEF The "You Know Better Areola Slip" Belt Platinum Member

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  16. MescalineDreams

    MescalineDreams Gold Belt

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    Yup

    I got lucky

    My apartment gets 2 hours of sunlight at an angle per day

    Nude beach I guess, or spend the G for the red light device
     
  17. Beaver Brownlee

    Beaver Brownlee Cunt punter

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    She only dances Thurs-Sat tho.
    One more day till Sunshine.
     
  18. ScarfaceJr

    ScarfaceJr All praise honor & glory to the most High

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    uhhh

    you sure that doesn't kill your sperm?
     
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  19. Alphaboy

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    I thought heat killed sperm. But it's also good for t levels?
     
  20. TheTimeIsNotNow

    TheTimeIsNotNow Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    Just tried this and got arrested for indecent exposure. Thanks TS.
     

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