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Nude beaches are fun.
Yeah, but if you grew up that way your body is accustomed to it. But your nuts aren't used to the exposure and the skin is very thin and vulnerable. My grandpa got skin cancer on his bald spot on his head. He normally would wear a hat and previously to that he obviously had hair there. He still had a full head of hair, bare that bare spot, BTW. And that skin was also relatively thin and not used to the sun, so it had a much higher chance to develop cancer there, like your nuts.
How am I going to pull this off? I don't have a private back yard, I have neighbors.
EDIT: yeah, I'm thinking some kind of birdhouseeque glory hole setup, with a little nest and everything and your balls as the eggs... obviously... and your dong as some kind of hummingbird.
some kind of glory hole set up.
The skin on your nuttysack is thin.
Keep in mind that people zinc their noses for a reason.
Now think about your precious nuts and how much more important they are than your nose
Been doing this on and off throughout the summer.
Since you like The Last Jedi, this is not surprising.