Movies SUICIDE SQUAD v.4 (Dragonlord's Review)

[Strange King]

Can't wait for the modern gangsta penguin looking like Rick Ross.

How about gangsta riddler. Telling riddles with hella slang you'll never be able to figure it out.

Gangsta mr freeze. He will be wearing so much ice.

Gangsta poison ivy. Never trust a big butt n a smile that girl is poison. Bel biv Davo

The list will go on. But we can't forget all will have tattoos. The essential gangsta ingredient.

I forget, what hood was the Joker born in? South side Gotham or west side gotham? I get so confused

This is so awesome.

 

[Kiddo716]

Update: August 10, 2016

Die Antwoord Accuses David Ayer of Jocking Their Style for SUICIDE SQUAD



"yes David Ayer u jockin our style. callin ninja up before your movie came our pretendin 2b down, so it looks OK when u bite our black & white graf style & our opening sequence to umshiniwam & an all da lil tiny details u nibbeld dat other people wont see but we notice. Cara & Jared told us how much u were talkin abt us on set but u never asked our permision to rip us off. An when ninja texted u sayin wassup wif dat u said nothin like a scared lil bitch. U were jus flauntin our names pretendin to b down. u aint down an u never will b. but before we knew da extent of ur two face nature - u invited us to ur movie premiere (which i didnt wanna go to) but ninja went , tinkin ur solid guy an mayb there was jus a lil "misunderstandin". Den poor ninja had to sit thru dat hole bullshit movie. An u even got da nerve to say wassup to him smilin - an ninja has to b nice cus he is there wif his kid. But we all tink u wack. U shud start a crew called:,"im a fake fuck" ask kanye if he wants to join u. Cum show ur pretty face at my studios. U know Muggs & u know where da Soul Assasin Studios at. we watin for u."


Suicide Squad Director Gets Called Out By Die Antwoord For Jocking Their Style

was this English?

 

[Richard Cancer]

afrikaans you poes

 

[Strange King]

If harley was involved with Robins death and Joker had damaged tattooed on him after batman fucked him up, why does he have damage tattooed on him when harley falls in love with him

 

[The Clinch]

S

David Ayer sounds fucking dumb.

Gangsta joker wtf. Batman you damaged my vagina

Yeeeah, I read the first paragraph and thought, "Well aren't that great. Joker really took it to Batman with that."

 

[brokenjaw]

If harley was involved with Robins death and Joker had damaged tattooed on him after batman fucked him up, why does he have damage tattooed on him when harley falls in love with him

Don't ask too many questions. Your brain will start to bleed trying to figure out the continuity. Prior to BvS release, Snyder said something on the lines off that he has a flowchart in his office of how the DC universe pans out. I imagine it looks something like this

Spoiler

If you want another mind fuck, Joker has a dead Robin tattoo on his arm when he's electro shocking Harley. Meaning, if she helped him kill, she helped him kill before he even started brainwashing her.

 

[TheStruggle]

Suicide Squad seems to actually be picking up steam as people respond to the good word of mouth and realize the reviews are largely biased horseshit by elitists.

It's a fun summer movie, not Citizen Kane.

Especially since those same elitists are giving good reviews to bullshit like Ghostbusters and Sausage Party

 

[sloppypie]

i'm gonna go see it this week despite the bad reviews, i often find myself thoroughly pleased by low rated movies because they were harshly criticized.

because to be honest, i was kinda hoping for a possible deadpool level of enjoyment. so now with that expectation shattered, it may leave me more open to enjoy the film more.

 

[Lionidas]

This movie was mediocre in terms of story, acting and script. The thing that really stands out is how awful the villains are. Enchantress and her brother are literally the dumbest, lamest villains I have ever seen in a superhero movie.

6/10 for me.

 

[Richard Cancer]

i'm gonna go see it this week despite the bad reviews, i often find myself thoroughly pleased by low rated movies because they were harshly criticized.

because to be honest, i was kinda hoping for a possible deadpool level of enjoyment. so now with that expectation shattered, it may leave me more open to enjoy the film more.

if you're looking for deadpool level of enjoyment, you might want to go buy the deadpool movie instead.

 

[Strange King]

Especially since those same elitists are giving good reviews to bullshit like Ghostbusters and Sausage Party

Why can't you like sausage party? This is the end was classic and has all the same people but regardless it's apples n oranges. Also Ghostbusters got destroyed

 

[Strange King]

Don't ask too many questions. Your brain will start to bleed trying to figure out the continuity. Prior to BvS release, Snyder said something on the lines off that he has a flowchart in his office of how the DC universe pans out. I imagine it looks something like this

Spoiler

If you want another mind fuck, Joker has a dead Robin tattoo on his arm when he's electro shocking Harley. Meaning, if she helped him kill, she helped him kill before he even started brainwashing her.

I stand firmly behind my theory. Snyder has made classics like 300 n watch men, dawn of the dead. He shines when the story is given to him.

Sucker punch and his recent power level in dc shows if he has creative control he falters

 

[LATEXXX COMMANDO]

This movie was mediocre in terms of story, acting and script. The thing that really stands out is how awful the villains are. Enchantress and her brother are literally the dumbest, lamest villains I have ever seen in a superhero movie.

6/10 for me.

They looked like they belonged in Gods of Egypt tbh.

 

[brokenjaw]

I stand firmly behind my theory. Snyder has made classics like 300 n watch men, dawn of the dead. He shines when the story is given to him.

Sucker punch and his recent power level in dc shows if he has creative control he falters

I'm not a fan of his DoD remake, but I getcha. Red Letter Media guys raised an interesting question regarding this and it concerns both BvS and Skwad. Why hire a director who has a specific vision and a specific way of filming if you're gonna go and meddle with his project? Why not hire a "yes man" in the first place? A guy that will bend over take it like a champ and after that say "thank you, sir may I have another"? That way they save time, money, the unnecesarry bad press and don't end up with an overall bad product. A good shitty movie is better than a shitty good movie.

 

[sloppypie]

if you're looking for deadpool level of enjoyment, you might want to go buy the deadpool movie instead.

already did, but considering suicide squad was marketed so differently and was trying to come off as a change of pace from the typical superhero movie, i don't think it was unreasonable to have higher expectations than 26% rating on rotten tomatoes.

 

[Strange King]

I'm not a fan of his DoD remake, but I getcha. Red Letter Media guys raised an interesting question regarding this and it concerns both BvS and Skwad. Why hire a director who has a specific vision and a specific way of filming if you're gonna go and meddle with his project? Why not hire a "yes man" in the first place? A guy that will bend over take it like a champ and after that say "thank you, sir may I have another"? That way they save time money and the unnecesarry bad press and overall bad product. A good shitty movie is better than a shitty good movie.

As a director you need to stick up for yourself. Look at arfonski walking away from wolverine when the peeps tried to fuck with his movie. Granted there are reprocussions for this.

One of the big problems were seeing with thes movie is targeted audiences. WB is struggling finding the formula to hit the everyone audience. While disney has had years of preparing getting families together to see their movies with their animated and kid friendly movies like "big". They have a very good formula.

On a different note these movies should be held at a higher standard. With comics you have devoted fans that have waited years upon years to see their favorite characters brought to life and will see a film just because. I've had to force myself to be diligent in skipping comic movies that have been horrible. Example I know singer is a god awful director. And knowin he has never given me an xmen film that I as a fan deserve. I still had that itch to go.

Everything about suicide squad screams bad movie but people will blindly go because it's a comic movie. Xmen apocalypse was one of the most atrocious films I've ever seen. It's on the level of avatar bad and it still made money. Ok I think I'm just rambling now lol

 

[Strange King]

already did, but considering suicide squad was marketed so differently and was trying to come off as a change of pace from the typical superhero movie, i don't think it was unreasonable to have higher expectations than 26% rating on rotten tomatoes.

Dead pool stayed true to its comics.

Suicide squad is fluffy kitty movie that's wrapped in a I'm a badass candy wrapper. With the promise of a toy joker inside only to find out you got to mail some shit in to get your joker

 

[Pixelated Porn]

Dead pool stayed true to its comics.

Suicide squad is fluffy kitty movie that's wrapped in a I'm a badass candy wrapper. With the promise of a toy joker inside only to find out you got to mail some shit in to get your joker

She talks about the studios mailing it in

 

[Strange King]

She talks about the studios mailing it in

Thanks I'll have to watch after work

 

[cartizel]

Watched this today. Besides the first trailer, I stayed away from everything else after that - didn't need any spoilers like BvS served up with the Ninja turtle and Eisenberger being annoying.

The back story stuff was cool and I thought the first third of the movie was nice.

What I didn't like was the back to front feel that I got: So Waller assembles the SS on the of chance a Superman-like figure goes rogue? Ok fair enough. However, was the SS really going to protect against someone with Supes powers?

Ok - so that was the rationale. No real qualms there - it's Hollywood after all.

Amidst all of that, Enchantress ends up going rogue, now Flagg uses the SS to covertly reach the top of the Trump tower to shut down another world engine and get Enchantress back? Ok cool, I get that too.

I feel that the rationale behind assembling the SS should've been to combat The Joker, or at least Enchantress once she had gone fully rogue.

I'm not too clued up on the comic thing, so maybe I've missed something??