Strip Clubs are Gross

[Milgrim]

I've been to a strip-club in L.A and Jersey,
both were the shiets.... urgh.

But Strip club here in french Canada are the best man.

True in my experience.

 

[method115]

Every once in a blue moon it's ok but overall I don't enjoy them.

 

[minute bull]

Y'all ain't nuttin' in y'all's sweatpants? I mean, me neither.

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

havent been in about 4 or 5 years now, love taking friends to them and buying them dances, but it was never for me.

Especially once my eldest daughter turned 18.

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

no pics you heathens

 

[Midnighter]

The tip is not to visit US strip clubs, they suck.

Go to a strip club in Bogota, Colombia and then tell me strip clubs suck

Aren't they basically brothels tho?

 

[minute bull]

Aren't they basically brothels tho?

Brothels, organ donation centers. It's all the same in Colombia.

 

[Oeshon]

Aren't they basically brothels tho?

Pretty much, but even the strip club portion is world's apart

 

[2DUM2TAP]

I'm 43. Went 3-5 times when I was like 20. Probably will never go again. Not really my thing. Makes me feel pervy and I always wonder what mistakes the girls made in life to end up there.

 

[Estemachine]

I don't enjoy them, sure the woman there are hot, but I'm not paying someone to get me excited there's no pleasure in that. I would much rather seduce a lady with my charm than my cash.

 

[MMAGA]

I don't understand how people claim to ENJOY them. What is it that you enjoy about them? Do you go by yourself to see the girls or do you go with your friends so you can get wood together? How can you enjoy the strip club?

Most modern-day strippers moonlight in escort services. That's why, you goof.

Some of us with hair on our balls had no internet (no Backpage, no Tinder, etc.) back in the day, so strip clubs was all we had.

 

[Merlotte's]

The strip club nearest me has a one armed bartender. I knew him when he had two arms.

 

[MMAGA]

I remember hitting up The Red Carpet in GA...the red lighting always made the girls look 10x hotter. I'd then hit up this truck stop club in GA, where many of the same girls worked, and they looked half as good...I remember seeing track marks on one chick's arm at this truck stop, which I wasn't able to see at the Red Carpet due to their red mood lighting.

EDIT: Looks like this place has come a long way...

The Red Carpet Lounge

 

[Sonny Qc]

The strip club nearest me has a one armed bartender. I knew him when he had two arms.

how did he lose that arm?

 

[eternaldarkness]

Depends on the strip club. In a lot of cities the quality of talent is extremely lacking. A lot of washed up drug addicts and mom-bods. I am still young and handsome enough I don't need to pay a woman like that for attention. Sure maybe if you are at some top of the line venue in a New York, LA, or Vegas you might see some actual attractive women. But most of the smaller places you just get a high pressure sales pitch for some unattractive old whore you don't even want touching you to give you blue balls for WAY too much money.

If I was that desperate I would like rather plug an escort in Nevada.

Should see Aussie strip clubs, wall to wall beauties, and not many punters.

 

[Son of Werdum]

Should see Aussie strip clubs, wall to wall beauties, and not many punters.

Yeah but then you have funnel web spiders biting you in the dick at every turn and giant crocodiles in the toilets.

I know better than to visit Australia.

 

[Merlotte's]

how did he lose that arm?

Hit and run while walking across a street.

 

[Sonny Qc]

Hit and run while walking across a street.

damn

 

[ithinktheymad]

I enjoy picking up dancers and the spectacle. I realize I'm the exception however(I'm not offering them $ just a couple dances at the most and some charm). I generally go alone when recruiting dancer lady friends and with friends or associates when I'd like to enjoy a spectacle. Some times the outcomes cross over.

 

[Oliver Clothesoff]

I've probably been going to the wrong strip clubs, but most of the women I've seen there have been chicks I'd never bang even if they paid ME. The strip clubs in Movies are much hotter.