Strength Difference in Comparison to Size

[BaliShagSmoke]

No but he also didn't stick his penis inside teenage boys.

I'm pretty sure it was only one and when it happened it was dark and that boy had some rather soft hands.

 

[BaliShagSmoke]

White Lightning, you're thinking about Samson. That guy was a weakling who should not be in this discussion. How the hell can you let your strength depend on your hair?

 

[MatterOverMind]

How the hell can you let your strength depend on your hair?

I've heard rumors that Lusst's strength is derived from his hair.

 

[Urban]

I'm gonna go Paul Bunyan, cuz he never got his shit ruined by some bitch who gave him a crappy haircut.

wasn't that samson? not hercules?

 

[easternbloc7]

I've heard rumors that Lusst's strength is derived from his hair.

But the strength is only activated when in contact with hair gel.

 

[ratman201]

But the strength is only activated when in contact with hair gel.

He gets an extra boost if sunlight is glistening off the crest of his faux hawk.

 

[ghostwipe]

I'm gonna go Paul Bunyan, cuz he never got his shit ruined by some bitch who gave him a crappy haircut.

Yeah, Samson was a pussy, but you're on crack.

 

[TheAth-ah-lete]

Yeah, Samson was a pussy, but you're on crack.

Didn't he kill an entire army with the jawbone of a donkey? The hair thing may be lame, but genocide by dead donkey face is pretty awesome.

 

[WhiteLightning**]

Word. I guess that was Samson. Therefore John Henry is the winner.

 

[RedNeckJiuJitsu]

Except for bein' pretty much p***y-whipped most of his adult life, Samson was a legit bad-ass. He killed 1000 men with the jawbone of an ass. He outsmarted the leaders of his people's enemy (until a woman got the secret out of him; but even then, he paid the bet with stuff he took the from enemy). His last action was destroying a temple where his people's enemies were celebratin' his capture, and in destroying the temple, from the inside, killing himself as well, he killed more Philistines than he had in the rest of his life combined.

 

[ghostwipe]

Yeah, that pretty much makes up for it.

 

[GreedKing****]

Kevin Sorbo with his Loin Cloth Choke.

 

[JRT6]

I going to go with Samson. I got to score some hot ass before his hair was cut and I think a group of tree huggers would take Bunyan out