Social Stop browsing/posting on Sherdog or get fired

[Squintz]

You think Private/Incogneto was invented for wanking to Pornhub?

Yes?

 

[Rand M Arthur]

If I caught one of my engineers browsing some shitbag website like this on company time, I'd fire them.

If you're getting paid to work, then fuckin work. If you don't have anything to do then I'll find something for you to do.

Decompression time is proven to increase productivity, and this isn't exactly a new theory. If smokers can have 5 minutes outside every hour, and Karens get 5 minutes of gossip every hour, why can't I browse memes?

Yes?

Nope, it was so you can give advice on the karate forums for that poster whose wife is sleeping with Paul.

 

[j123]

I know you can think of a few different things you could be doing to be a more efficient employee

this.

TS should just use the time to poop instead or post memes

 

[SammyPops]

More p0rnhub and less sherdog obviously

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

I was told today to stop spending time on Sherdog while at work, even though I have downtime or I could get fired.

So either pay bills and stay employed or say fuck them, I have friends on Sherdog that I won't sacrifice.

What should I do? Do I have your back Sherdog?

Tell the boss to email me and I'll fuck him up with words.

 

[minute bull]

 

[THEfightsAREfixed]

PM me your boss email or his phone number and I’ll act as representation for this community and site and straighten everything out I have a lot of experience in conflict resolution with retards

 

[deadshot138]

I was told today to stop spending time on Sherdog while at work, even though I have downtime or I could get fired.

So either pay bills and stay employed or say fuck them, I have friends on Sherdog that I won't sacrifice.

What should I do? Do I have your back Sherdog?

Man Sherdog can wait for you to get home or take a shit break. Don't browse on the clock if you're gonna get fired ffs. Unless its a shit job and unemployment would pay more. In which case, carry on.

 

[-Magua-]

Food on table > much ado about nothing & no fap discussions.

 

[Cpt Migraine]

Man Sherdog can wait for you to get home or take a shit break. Don't browse on the clock if you're gonna get fired ffs. Unless its a shit job and unemployment would pay more. In which case, carry on.

Well honestly there are really 3 options here..

1. It's a shit job/boss that needs to monitor their employees computer time.. either an employee fulfills their described function or not.. if yes, get fucked..

2. Ts is a shit employee and someone is out to find a reason to fire him..

3. Ts was busy just last week hiring shit young people who don't take their job seriously.. someone in hiring positions don't really get monitored like that and is more than likely either lying about his job or this thread is bullshit..

= somethings shit no matter how you twist it..

 

[dildos]

I forgot to log my boss out before closing the machine down and she saw what we talk about on here. She's a very militant lesbian feminist, so she wasn't happy at all.

flick her bean to sort her out.

 

[fingercuffs]

flick her bean to sort her out.

I really would rather not, I'd have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot and the janitors here are really nice people.

 

[dildos]

ill tell you what. the older fucking generations have the shittest work ethic... always on forums n shit all day long doing jack fucking shit at work..

 

[DoomPatrol]

Go get them tiger..

The one thing I can't stand more than anything else as a department head is when people tell me they have nothing to do. Now granted, maybe things are different at different companies, but I've got a 30 floor building and my engineering department is responsible for maintaining the entire damn thing. I've got a list of projects that could keep my team busy for the next decade without even touching the little maintenance things that pop up.

Decompression time is proven to increase productivity, and this isn't exactly a new theory. If smokers can have 5 minutes outside every hour, and Karens get 5 minutes of gossip every hour, why can't I browse memes?

I'm all for taking a decompression break, but you're not spending it on the internet with company computers on the company network. The easiest explanation why is that it's against company policy. If I can't go on my Gmail account to check my personal emails then you can't dick around on the network either.

Besides, if you're taking a decompression break then get the fuck out of the building. We spend 95% of our time inside the building working down on sublevels and in other tight back of house conditions. So take your break and get as far away from the conditions of the building as possible. Obviously don't leave the property, but give yourself a real break. Catch some fresh air. Look at some clouds. Talk to your buddies who are smokers.

But if you're not on your break or lunch, I might literally snap if one of my guys had the audacity to tell me there's nothing to do. There's plenty to do. You're either lazy and don't want to work or you have an intellectual disability that prevents you from identifying work. Either way, no room for you on my team.

this.

TS should just use the time to poop instead or post memes

Oh yeah you should definitely poop on company time if you're hourly!

 

[raty tat tat]

I was told today to stop spending time on Sherdog while at work, even though I have downtime or I could get fired.

So either pay bills and stay employed or say fuck them, I have friends on Sherdog that I won't sacrifice.

What should I do? Do I have your back Sherdog?

Any job that doesn't want you looking at Sherdog
isn't worth keeping.

 

[IIIIIIII]

I was told today to stop spending time on Sherdog while at work, even though I have downtime or I could get fired.

So either pay bills and stay employed or say fuck them, I have friends on Sherdog that I won't sacrifice.

What should I do? Do I have your back Sherdog?

if you get your work done on time, why would your company care if you're on sherdog? sounds like a crap company, to be honest.

 

[Woldog]

I'm only on sherdog every day because I have nothing to do at work.

 

[HereticBD]

Hmmm...paycheck or Sherdog, paycheck or Sherdog...

 

[kimocomplex]

90% of the stuff in Mayberry literally never happens. So I don't believe you TS

 

[SKYNET]

They're just jealous. Not everyone can handle Sherdog