Economy stonks v9, bubble yum

[PEB]

 

[brackis1]

lolll TSLA.
Battery day was an all out assault on bagholders.

 

[brackis1]

woah scik broh. I hear there's free supercharging if you let Elon finger your bumhole inside his test tunnel. (I just closed my short tho tbh, but a nice car payment)

 

[Ophydian]

If you buy one now you can drive it in 3 years. I don’t know a lot of shit about Tesla but I’m assuming these motors have individual gearbox to reach 200mph? Or is the RPM that great?

 

[brackis1]

If you buy one now you can drive it in 3 years. I don’t know a lot of shit about Tesla but I’m assuming these motors have individual gearbox to reach 200mph? Or is the RPM that great?

It's to show how extra environmental and totally not egomaniacal you are by owning this.

 

[rob mafia]

So I've only been in the market for a year. During that time one pattern seems extremely consistent to me and here's my thoughts on capitalizing on it.

The trend is the market finishing where it starts. Today is perfect example. All 3 major indexes start out green, they spike slightly at open, those gains fade towards lunch, market rallies back in afternoon.

The opposite is also reliable. Futures down 2% premarket.....pares losses by lunch 12-2....market dives in afternoon.

It has to be an 80-90% reliable trend. Now when the market opens mixed or flat, I wouldn't even fk with it. Also if the market has been going one direction for a while, and its due to turn, its even more accurate.

So today for example....i checked at noon and the Nasdaq had gone from like +.8% at open to -.3%....something like that. I know its going to end green...my guess was up 1%. Why not buy 100k worth of tqqq around lunch, and sell at 3:59? It would have netted me 4-5k.

I'm not saying it will work every time. But if it even works 60% of the time then its profitable. Thoughts?


Edit....seems to be most reliable when futures are down or up a fair amount....+.5-1.5%. Then the gains are pared on no meaningful negative news. Especially reliable when the market is due for movement in current direction.

i mean, i see a few holes here... but if you're confident enough, knock yourself out and give it a try.

 

[ArmenianAssasin]

Took a pretty large position here in @BUD

Very good buy long term especially with lots of smaller and craft brewers dying during the pandemic

 

[brackis1]

 

[44nutman]

So I caught some of battery day. Has Musk ever hit any of his bench marks. I like the cars but never been a fan of someone over hyping and never delivering when they say they will deliver a certain day.
So I saw everyone hyping that $TSLA would buy $VALE, so started watching $VALE. All these batteries need nickel, so $VALE would be a good play but after battery day I will wait until they get below 10 to scoop some up. If not I am not a buyer. I think all the stock Bros with $VALE calls will drive it down. They will shit talk the hell out of them just because said rumor never happened

 

[brackis1]

Somehow my ZM short @ $495 is losing despite reopen trades and TSLA tanking.,...

Wish I'd shorted more WKHS and DPHC ;(
Not a bad day, but should be a GREAT day.
Closed my MRNA short too early and almost rehsorted when it went back to even

 

[brackis1]

I am a fucking MORON for not proxy-buying GoodRX ipo hype via the already IPOed Amwell. up 20%

 

[rob mafia]

GP's getting hit hard by (iirc) the same short-seller... err, "research group" that pulled this stunt with enph a few months ago. *

so might try to pick some up off the bottom, if i think i see it.

* edit: or maybe it was just blnk. i thought i saw them in the enph shit, too. but not sure.

 

[brackis1]

Am I missing something here with the Zoom shit that makes it worth 150 billion at any point as it is now?
It's like 70x revenue.
Are people out there ubiquitously using the verb so much and I'm just a video shut-in who uses my cellphone and it's literally gonna take over?

 

[rob mafia]

Am I missing something here with the Zoom shit that makes it worth 150 billion at any point as it is now?
It's like 70x revenue.
Are people out there ubiquitously using the verb so much and I'm just a video shut-in who uses my cellphone?

i've tried not to pay attention to zm since ~1 year ago, when i last flipped it.

but i think europe's going to shit and they're fearmongering back to cycling in lockdown stocks

 

[brackis1]

Well a midday nonsense bounce in WKHS and DPHC was enough for me to reshort and go green on the day despite getting videoscatted in the face by ZM.

 

[brackis1]

i've tried not to pay attention to zm since ~1 year ago, when i last flipped it.

but i think europe's going to shit and they're fearmongering back to cycling in lockdown stocks

I like your response enough that I added to my short and made 1%. Now I need to find a way to fuck this day up....

 

[brackis1]

Musk daddy suing for tariff protections with China
Oh also Tesla's network is out and people can't connect to their cars.
The future is here!

 

[kahiljabroni]

i mean, i see a few holes here... but if you're confident enough, knock yourself out and give it a try.

Was hoping you'd say its retarded.

 

[brackis1]

I feel somewhat bad today knowing I probably made most of my money in stocks owned by rubes who are financially hurt trading these trash EV stocks.

Also hating myself for not loading GHIV @ 10.39 right before a CNBC interview brought it to 10.65. Still clean, but should have added a decimal place to my order.

 

[brackis1]

Nibbling on Gold here down big! Pre buffet buy levels!