Economy stonks v8, the wrath of icahn

That’s what I was thinking. If you tell any seasoned investor, Hey I bought some Sorrento their first words are be careful. Not sure if I can figure out the motivation of this suit. Seems like they are asking for more trouble.

yeah, in the last 1.5 years or so, they're among the worst in that regard.

and it's a shame, because i actually liked them (ie: what they were working on with cancer research and treating animals) and tried to just be a basic shareholder. then i saw all the rampant manipulation and...
 
lolz @ cnbc asshats arguing about intel and not one of them mentioned the effect of the (massive, stupidly massive) buybacks, even when one mentioned their pattern of giving low guidance and then beating.
 
God I hate myself sometimes.
I shorted GSX from 136 to like 130 and was like "cool short bro!"....it has fallen to 85 in the last 5 days since then....
 
Need Inovio to go up. Need that peer review and funding for p2/3 to rocket this towards moderna and novavax.
 
i ate some strawberry shortcake and ended up in some kind of carbcoma for an hour.

and nothing was missed, apparently.
 
i ate some strawberry shortcake and ended up in some kind of carbcoma for an hour.

and nothing was missed, apparently.
Sounds like an awesome day.

I made money shorting some Chinese tech, but I coinflipped between 3 and of course I went with the one that made me the least lol.
 
Also lol Portnoy and Musk are teaming up to pump bitcoin and Tesla. Huge fucking shocker.
 
lol fuck me I sold my GOLD stake into today and sure enough 3% AH pop on Buffet owning.
Grabbed some gold stonks and made almost a % on them already :)
 
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Sounds like an awesome day.

I made money shorting some Chinese tech, but I coinflipped between 3 and of course I went with the one that made me the least lol.

i'm down a negligible amount for the day. the retarded mu puts i sold earlier obviously are assigned, but my pile of even more retarded (sold) puts on nbev expire worthless.

next week, i have about a bajillion options expiring. should be interesting.
 
CNBC confirmed criminally in bed with Tesla.
They just did a "report" on Appaloosa/Tepper's 13F which has a reduction in Tesla. They mentioned literally every other move Apaloosa made BESIDES THE TESLA ONE.
 
lol fuck me I sold my GOLD stake into today and sure enough 3% AH pop on Buffet owning.
Grabbed some gold stonks and made almost a % on them already :)

Yep kinda surprised Buffett got into gold. I know he's been against doing so. Bridgewater also put about half a billion into gold last quarter. Next week could be very pleasant for me.
 
Wish I'd had more BTC proxy for this latest retard-bro run.
TSLA in on it because of course lol.
 
lol fuck me I sold my GOLD stake into today and sure enough 3% AH pop on Buffet owning.
Grabbed some gold stonks and made almost a % on them already :)
I bought gold stocks before Buffets move. All of them are popping.
44nutman>oldgaybearBuffet.
 
i ended up raging at comcast (outages since 8/12) and then going out to hang out with dogs. sold some amd before i left just in case, which was probably retarded since i was planning on holding until nvidia's earnings at least.

torn between selling puts on silver and buying them, myself. should probably do both, really.

and another red day for mu. lolz.
 
lol jesus christ I saw Cramer had some noname pot co on and figured it wasnt public cause their logo was ass....it was uo 25% today lol
 
lolz @ tda/tos having another day of outages (yesterday was fubar for them)

how the fuck is robinhood more stable than tda/tos?

and micron with another red day. this is getting impressive. they're starting to vicious cycle (analyst downgrades because of SP) now. lolz. i shouldn't find this funny, but whatever.
 
lol I coinflipped CAH vs TEVA short.... Covered by Teva for 1% cause the spread was bad... it tanks. Cardinal sits flat lol
 
not gonna lie, i rode tesla pretty much since the split was announced. degenerate? or smart play?

lil column a, lil column b
 
i think i spent half my trading time today just buying back fcel puts (sold like 400 of them the other week).

and lolz @ my retarded slv vertical spread actually worked... individually.
 
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