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Economy stonks v18, stimutacs

what a weird day.

i started the day with debit pltr spreads (closed hours later for 5% profit) and ended the day buying piles of calls. my theta gang brethren would want to beat me with a shovel.








edit: lolz @ the webull speech about china, esp how they're owned by a chinese tech company (said while assuring that all data is in usa and secure), as if... that's somehow better than a non-tech chinese company, and not... worse.
 
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Nothing like waking up to nonstop coverage of Cathie Wood pulling poerfectly digestable round fake numbers out of her vagina regarding "25% chance of Tesla to $3000 by 2025".
Yeah okay 5x in 4 years to 3 trillion when they can't even produce profitable cars yet and their CEO is a decaying fat full-time liar who pumps shitcoins lol.
 
Nothing like waking up to nonstop coverage of Cathie Wood pulling poerfectly digestable round fake numbers out of her vagina regarding "25% chance of Tesla to $3000 by 2025".
Yeah okay 5x in 4 years to 3 trillion when they can't even produce profitable cars yet and their CEO is a decaying fat full-time liar who pumps shitcoins lol.

obviously, that's bullshit. it's a 50% chance. it either happens or it doesn't. duh.

learn probability&statistics, dumbass.
 
obviously, that's bullshit. it's a 50% chance. it either happens or it doesn't. duh.

learn probability&statistics, dumbass.
Cathie invented division.


Also Canadian Pacific somehow went GREEN off their enormous KSU buyout so it was an automatic gift short at an all time high.
Insane gift for a few percent. All predicated off tardos watching CNBC I think lol. That should NEVER happen with a fucking freight merger on the first day rofl.
 
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Cathie invented division.


Also Canadian Pacific somehow went GREEN off their enormous KSU buyout so it was an automatic gift short at an all time high.
Insane gift for a few percent. All predicated off tardos watching CNBC I think lol. That should NEVER happen with a fucking freight merger on the first day rofl.

lolz, i wasn't looking at their chart. that's ridiculous.
 
lolz, i wasn't looking at their chart. that's ridiculous.
Yeah I should have put some more limit orders at 380 and above but 377 down to 369 was enough for me and looks like it could get to low 360s at some point today but I'm not greedy.

Looks like we'll have a stimmy green day based on this vol being down and normalized action.
 
Good god please make Kara Swisher stop. The female Calacanis
 
Good god please make Kara Swisher stop. The female Calacanis

i thought i was alone in hating her. she ran out of things to say in her damn intro. it was ridiculous. that whole interview was dildos.
 
Damn CP I shoulda been patient and knownm it could diverge more in a green market =[. Coulda gone 380 to 360 =[
 
options got obliterated on like half the tickers i was/am active in.

like 20-40% (or like 60% on uwmc) drops on both sides (calls/puts) on tickers flat, down 5%, up 5%...

it's really weird. i know new dates will play a part of this, but... only a part. been buying today... often to close positions and then BTO
 
I should have also kept my divergent MSTR-RIOT hedge on longer too =[[[[[
 
i really hate these guys. i don't like TA at all, but this is next level insanity.
 
Up 2% today. Was up way more but for some reason MVIS took off and now coming back down.
I just want to hold 18 with them. I sold some at 21 too put money in my pocket and have free shares, riding it until LiDAR test is April.
 
Next time I'm just putting my entire portfolio on an industrial that gets algo talked into the green on an overpriced merger of equals (CP)
 
great yet another total jizzwad telling us on CNBC NFTs are "as immutable as atoms" rofl.

These people are straight cultists.
 
i thought it was weird that uwmc was down in pre-market (before the housing data came in [10am] )

their options were absolutely obliterated on both ends. like 60% loss on a lot of apr/may calls and the puts were down pretty bigly, too.
 
The Canada Pacific - Kansas Southern deal is pretty interesting.

After almost an eternity of being terrible investments railroads have done great in the 21st century.
 
$VALE with the big dividend drop last night. 73 +\- bucks per 100 shares.
 
in the span of 3 days, iv/premiums dried up on ~everything.

LEAPS have moved by -60% on flat underlyings with no ERs/news/anything
 
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