Economy stonks v18, stimutacs

[rob mafia]

i think it' funny that spy's flat, the dow's whatever, and nasdaq is full-blown kang.

 

[brackis1]

lmao I was staring at CLVS last night being like "damn this might be a decent lotto again" and sure enough its up 20% premarket without me.

 

[rob mafia]

lolz, and the 10-year goes straight up

i wish jpow picked a different day to announce the slr decision, but whatever.

quintuple witching.

 

[Gas121]

Oh wow clvs killing it

 

[G-19]

i think it' funny that spy's flat, the dow's whatever, and nasdaq is full-blown kang.

SPY is resting less than 1% above the 50 SMA. If that breaks could be a continuation of yesterday. Any idea on when this uncertainty will relax?

 

[rob mafia]

SPY is resting less than 1% above the 50 SMA. If that breaks could be a continuation of yesterday. Any idea on when this uncertainty will relax?

i think it would have relaxed by/after today, honestly. i think the slr decision happening today added a monkey wrench.

the 10-year was down to 1.68 like an hour ago and nasdaq was quite green.

 

[BIKES!]

Nice pick up on CDEV at yesterday close and out with a big win. I see nothing else today

 

[rob mafia]

lolz @ donnely, citi's analyst.

he's notorious for his amazingly retarded $13 PT on amd.

he just said tsmc's helpless against intel. like, what fucking world is this retard living in? meanwhile, in reality, intel's paying tsmc for wafers to make intel's own chips.

 

[brackis1]

Oh wow clvs killing it

lol fuk
I have some uncanny knack for looking at things like this.

 

[brackis1]

This CNBC "guest" is using bank transfers to Zambia as proof that traditional banking is difficult and that Visa and BTC have equivalent infrastructures...

 

[rob mafia]

This CNBC "guest" is using bank transfers to Zambia as proof that traditional banking is difficult and that Visa and BTC have equivalent infrastructures...

well, duh. this is highly relatable. who hasn't done a bank transfer to zambia?

 

[brackis1]

Oh wow clvs killing it

You have any? I can't believe my (bad) luck of looking at it. I can't chase now because I won't trust my analysis as anything but FOMO.
Hoping they dilute and then I buy in after that lol.

 

[G-19]

This CNBC "guest" is using bank transfers to Zambia as proof that traditional banking is difficult and that Visa and BTC have equivalent infrastructures...

What a complete fucking embarrassment.

 

[G-19]

i think it would have relaxed by/after today, honestly. i think the slr decision happening today added a monkey wrench.

the 10-year was down to 1.68 like an hour ago and nasdaq was quite green.

I’m in a few long positions till at least the summer so I can wait out the next couple of months. Still, would like to see the market perform at least above average. I saw the NASDAQ was green and figured it would dump at the opening bell and it has surprisingly stayed afloat *knock on wood*.

 

[brackis1]

lol tight I shorted RIOT and bought MSTR based on weird dislocation from BTC and made 2% already

 

[rob mafia]

I’m in a few long positions till at least the summer so I can wait out the next couple of months. Still, would like to see the market perform at least above average. I saw the NASDAQ was green and figured it would dump at the opening bell and it has surprisingly stayed afloat *knock on wood*.

if the slr announcement didn't happen, i figured nasdaq would be up .75-1.2% and the 10-year would be 1.65-1.68



just waiting til 3:30 to see if any crazy moves happen now

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

GME go BRRRRRR

 

[boingyman]

Taking the chance and sold off some of my TPCS position at $1.32. Have more at $1.33, but no one is biting. Not easy when volume is so damn low. Will re-buy if it drops down to $1.25 or below. If not I still have a large position.

MOGO is popping. Was thinking today would be red and discounted, but everything I wanted to buy is in the green. Some of my SPACs are shit though.

 

[rob mafia]

man, the options market is totally fucked today

rkt is up for the day, and 4/16 calls are down ~20%
agtc is up 10%, and their calls are flat at almost every strike/date
maxn is up ~5% and their calls are down
pltr is up slightly, and their calls are rekt... but this is halfway normal, since they had crazy iv

there's a lot less on the buyside, not sure if it's cuz witchery or fear or what.

 

[brackis1]

assuming theyre not on Cramer monday it's about time to short MP materials.