Steinermania 287: HE'S FAT

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What's the Umaga/Michaels story? Never heard it before.

Tribute to the Troops, DX vs. Umaga and (I think) Snitsky. Umage wore black tights, with a green design on them, and Michaels went nuts because Green and Black were DX colours, and Umaga was using their gimmick.
 
LOL! What the hell is that from?

It's from "The Inbetweeners", (Series 3, episode 5)



Here's the episode. Inbetweeners was great, they made a US version that was horrendous because they took out all of the stuff that made The Inbetweeners "The Inbetweeners", instead of an adult-oriented sitcom, it became a teen MTV show.

The part in the GIF is around 21.43
 


"Let me just meet this little kid in my leather S&M gear."
 
I need you assholes to tell me how garbage my art shit is. I'm trying to get this painting thing down and I've been tinkering for the past couple of days with it. This stuff isn't done, it's pretty rough, but I'm looking for some constructive criticism from people who don't care to spare my feelings lol. I'm hoping to get my skills to a decent level in the next two weeks, this is pretty much the first painting I've ever done.

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I need you assholes to tell me how garbage my art shit is. I'm trying to get this painting thing down and I've been tinkering for the past couple of days with it. This stuff isn't done, it's pretty rough, but I'm looking for some constructive criticism from people who don't care to spare my feelings lol. I'm hoping to get my skills to a decent level in the next two weeks, this is pretty much the first painting I've ever done.

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What are you painting with? Oil paints, watercolour, something else?
 
I'm doing it digitally with oil brushes.
Well I'm no expert but your proportions look good which is where most people mess up on faces in my opinion. The light source is a bit hard to tell but that may just be because it was a work in progress.
 
Well I'm no expert but your proportions look good which is where most people mess up on faces in my opinion. The light source is a bit hard to tell but that may just be because it was a work in progress.
Right on, the proportion was what was off to me but the lighting for the most part was pretty spot on. I may have missed a good bit though when I rushed to finish. I was just throwing shit down and looking at a picture in the beginning, I didn't expect to take it so far. I'll definitely redo it and sketch it out beforehand next time. If I did screw the lighting and color up, it was just where I stopped, that came pretty easy surprisingly.

I will probably do something wrestling oriented next time, I reckon I'll sketch it out and try to do my first legitimate project.
 
Fuck I hate you all!

And the only lifting any of you guys do is lifting your fat asses off the couch to get more Cheezels.

You lot disgust me....now get out!
 
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Fuck I hate you all!

And the only lifting any of you guys do is lifting your fat asses off the couch to get more Cheezels.

You lot disgust me....now get out!

Dude, this is only partially true. You are forgetting I also lift my arms up to throw diamond cutter signs before I shout BANG. I feel a bit stupid doing it but your mum insists.


PS. Hiyyooooo

PPS. Just kidding, I do it for my own amusement.
 
Did you not read the second part there? The obsession with roid rage barely coherent Steiner is what is confusing. That is the version I saw first, and am most familiar with.

I watched his older stuff (Network is awesome), and understand being a fan of that Steiner, but to me, they are basically two different people.

Still holding a grudge after you broke your leg against him in that match huh? You did it to yourself man!!
 
Can you imagine if Cesaro used Big Poppa Pump´s theme instead of those atrocious sirens hes got? 5 time world champion already.
 
just finished watching smackdown. don't see the vaudvillans lasting long on the main stage. the gimmick much like tyler breeze just doesn't translate over
 
Steiner's restaurant opened this week. I hope they don't allow FAT ASSES at the buffet.

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Freazilla looking the most civic out of the bunch. He is a witness in an attempted murder instead of him being the mf´er wrecking havoc. My childhood is officially ruined. What the hell happened to you Scott?
 
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