Star Wars

Imma keep it real I always wanted to be a stormtrooper.
 
nothing to discuss,there is the first 3,the rest are shit.
 
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Yup not much has been revealed other than those from the Clone Wars episodes so I really dont know what to make of it at this point.

From what I have heard George Lucas original plans for a sequel was about some sort off Mortis gods esque entity.

I am still unsure If I want StarWars to go on full mystical fantassy like that intertwined with the more usual sci fi fantasy with a mix of mystcism StarWars.


I mean there always been mysticism in StarWars but the Mortis god arc and bendu took it to another level. This why I am not a big fan of the "Chosen one concept introduced in the prequels"


Any way you mentioned Kanan Jarus I would say he is one of my favorite StarWars Characters the premise of his story really has potential like some tragic hero stuff and one we can relate as he became some sort of alcoholic after the Jedi were purge and he has to run away and later learn to accept things and fight for his friends againts all odds.

His death in Rebels is one of the best episodes I love the way the directors made the Rebels logo black for that and dead silence in the ending credits part.

For me Rebels is about Kanan not Ezra.
I haven’t seen all of rebels and not the end, while I did like Kanans character I felt he was almost a direct rip off of Kyle Katarn
 
I haven’t seen all of rebels and not the end, while I did like Kanans character I felt he was almost a direct rip off of Kyle Katarn

Oh damn I am sorry for the SPOILERS!
 
Stars Wars was way better when it was just a niche nerd franchise, now it is just SJW pop culture.

It's hilarious when manchildren take these kids movies seriously.
 
Oh damn I am sorry for the SPOILERS!
No worries I get to see pieces of them as the kids watch and I’m doing other crap.

My youngest that I watch the most sw with likes clone was better so we don’t watch rebels cartoon much and it’s not on Netflix

And the on demand never had them cohesively organized.
 
Porkins shouldve blown up the death star. Im sorry but that seemed like the natural,best way to end Episode 4.
 
Porkins shouldve blown up the death star. Im sorry but that seemed like the natural,best way to end Episode 4.

They'll make up for it by having potato sack Rose blow up the 4th (?) Death Star in the next movie.
 
Porkins shouldve blown up the death star. Im sorry but that seemed like the natural,best way to end Episode 4.
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Yup the way Haldo looks and the theme they are trying to drive at really felt SJWish and you cant tell if they are promoting or making a parody of Social activism because the way it turned out looka silly its like a caricature of Feminism.

Indeed it did almost feel like it was descending into deliberate parody it was so bad.

I tend to think the root of a lot of TLJ's problems is that actually its a film lacking real guts. It throws in a series of "twists" such as this or Luke considering killing Ben thinking that they alone will be enough but it lacks the guts to really set them up well.

You look back to ESB and Luke's failure is built towards across the entire film, we see him in physical trouble on Hoth of course but even moreso the scenes with Yoda show him as hot headed and immature which makes the climax far more effective. You look at TLJ though and it really doesn't do this, it doesn't show Poe in a negative light to actually sell this twist it just kind of throws it out there hoping the politics will sell it.

Then you have the climax of course in which good and bad are simplistically defined and the good guys come out ontop. The whole film absolute reeks of soulless execs and marketing people sticking their oar in IMHO.
 
They'll make up for it by having potato sack Rose blow up the 4th (?) Death Star in the next movie.
There’s no way they make another Death Star, with out some other explanation.

Like Ren comes out and says , look you asswholes we are building these damn things for the Vong when they get here, if you stop blowing them up we’ll stop blowing up random planets testing them.
 
There’s no way they make another Death Star, with out some other explanation.

Like Ren comes out and says , look you asswholes we are building these damn things for the Vong when they get here, if you stop blowing them up we’ll stop blowing up random planets testing them.

This time instead of a satellite or a planet, it will be a Death Sun, a giant Death Star the size of a sun, and instead of sucking the energy out of suns to kill planets, it will suck up a whole galaxy to kill other galaxies!
 
Indeed it did almost feel like it was descending into deliberate parody it was so bad.

I tend to think the root of a lot of TLJ's problems is that actually its a film lacking real guts. It throws in a series of "twists" such as this or Luke considering killing Ben thinking that they alone will be enough but it lacks the guts to really set them up well.

You look back to ESB and Luke's failure is built towards across the entire film, we see him in physical trouble on Hoth of course but even moreso the scenes with Yoda show him as hot headed and immature which makes the climax far more effective. You look at TLJ though and it really doesn't do this, it doesn't show Poe in a negative light to actually sell this twist it just kind of throws it out there hoping the politics will sell it.

Then you have the climax of course in which good and bad are simplistically defined and the good guys come out ontop. The whole film absolute reeks of soulless execs and marketing people sticking their oar in IMHO.

Luke had a big win in ANH, he lost his aunt and uncle, lost his new mentor and teacher and gained some new friends, then he blew the Death Star up.

Then in empire he just fails non stop, almost gets eaten by a wampa, almost frezzes to death, then fails in his trainings with Yoda, rushes off and fails in saving all of his friends. Han gets frozen in carbonite and Vader cuts his hand off.

Rey has never had any kind of struggle, and I think that puts a lot of people off , Ren handles here super easily at first, then can’t read her mind like he wants then all of a sudden loses to her every time they meet.

I’m beginning to think with TLJ, that he lets her because he gets thirsty for that ass.

We’ll see now how it plays out, she dangled him along to long, hopefully he’s not thirsty anymore and puts her ass in her place in 9.

It would set up 10 well.
 
This time instead of a satellite or a planet, it will be a Death Sun, a giant Death Star the size of a sun, and instead of sucking the energy out of suns to kill planets, it will suck up a whole galaxy to kill other galaxies!
A star and a sun are the same thing.

They should call it a death solar system, and be a bunch of them working in tandem to make a massive weapon array.

The way all the points come together on the Death Star to make one laser, all the death planets shoot thier rays together to make one big ass Ray that wipes out whole solar systems at once, or maybe even a galaxy at a time.
 
A star and a sun are the same thing.

They should call it a death solar system, and be a bunch of them working in tandem to make a massive weapon array.

The way all the points come together on the Death Star to make one laser, all the death planets shoot thier rays together to make one big ass Ray that wipes out whole solar systems at once, or maybe even a galaxy at a time.

JJ ABrams arsehole as some kind of black hole that sucks the detail of the Starwars universe into it only leaving a tiny handful of planets and individuals left that he's comfortable dealing with.
 
JJ ABrams arsehole as some kind of black hole that sucks the detail of the Starwars universe into it only leaving a tiny handful of planets and individuals left that he's comfortable dealing with.
Johnson’s asswhole would be more appropriate but I’ll buy it.
 

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