STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI

[Midnighter]

Might as well skip Solo as well.

The word-of-mouth says it isn't doing well among test audiences.

I'm just going for Glover.

 

[jlagman]

You can do unexpected things without deconstructing an entire franchise.

Not when expectations are so specific; as in Luke must follow a totally predictable, linear and one dimensional character progression and if I'm not pandered to, I will forego the remainder of the movies, except for the nostalgic safe-spaces created by exploring already established stories or characters (see the spin-off, filler trilogy).

 

[SaucyJack]

I’m still going to all these new SW films whether I want to or not. It’s a family affair and my wife and kids still like this shit. I can’t be a cranky old dad, sitting at home with his arms crossed, going “harumph”, while his family goes out to the movies.

 

[Tiny]

Or it could have been like getting another Emperor, which led to another Empire and Jedi and basically seeing shit we've already seen before. What's the point when the original Trilogy already exists?

I would have rathered they retold the same fucking story than to serve me up a load of disrespectful crap wrapped around a story so fucking weak it makes the last airbender feel like shakespear.

 

[jlagman]

I would have rathered they retold the same fucking story than to serve me up a load of disrespectful crap wrapped around a story so fucking weak it makes the last airbender feel like shakespear.

There's an easy solution to that; take your copy of the original trilogy off the shelf and put it in your VHS/DVD/Blu-Ray or queue it up on Netflix.

 

[TrueBias]

Hard to say if I'll see Solo since last Jedi was such a shit show. If I don't go, it's completely last Jedis fault.

Sci fi is meant you be watched in the theater, so my brother is suggesting to stream it. I just cant do that. The effects may be good, regardless.

Also, I happen to accidentally see movies sometimes to kill time. did it with tomb raider and it was just as I expected, silly. But I saw it despite saying I wouldn't.

 

[Tiny]

There's an easy solution to that; take your copy of the original trilogy off the shelf and put it in your VHS/DVD/Blu-Ray or queue it up on Netflix.

There is a better solution where everyone wins;

Serve up your fan service while telling a great story revolving around new likeable characters!

That way you dont piss off 50 percent if your fan base while telling a story that has more holes than swiss cheese.

Shocking i know.

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

Y'all ain't skipping shit.

I am.

and you know its true.

 

[jlagman]

There is a better solution where everyone wins;

Serve up your fan service while telling a great story revolving around new likeable characters!

That way you dont piss off 50 percent if your fan base while telling a story that has more holes than swiss cheese.

Shocking i know.

Hindsight is 20/20, but I predict that half of the fan base would have been pissed off if TLJ was just a re-skinned Empire, that would have definitely included me.

 

[minute bull]

I am.

and you know its true.

Spoiler: I searched my feelings....

 

[Tiny]

Hindsight is 20/20, but I predict that half of the fan base would have been pissed off if TLJ was just a re-skinned Empire, that would have definitely included me.

Considering you seem to be “ok” with tlj and its ultra shit plot, mishandling of fan favorite characters and over all sjw libtard agenda...i cant say i care much about what would actually piss you off.

This movie was shit. And it wouldnt take hindsight to have flagged most of its problems ahead of time. Hell mark hammil seemed to have no problem having huge issues with the handling of his character after reading the script and now we can see why.

If your defense towards liking this pos insult disney calls star wars simply because it treads down a new path, fuck you. This new path was so shitty, its pissed off half your fan base and nobody is buying any merchandise. Hardly a smart path rian picked to go down.

So fuck your simpleton opinion. Fuck rian johnson. And fuck star wars.

 

[jlagman]

Considering you seem to be “ok” with tlj and its ultra shit plot, mishandling of fan favorite characters and over all sjw libtard agenda...i cant say i care much about what would actually piss you off.

This movie was shit. And it wouldnt take hindsight to have flagged most of its problems ahead of time. Hell mark hammil seemed to have no problem having huge issues with the handling of his character after reading the script and now we can see why.

If your defense towards liking this pos insult disney calls star wars simply because it treads down a new path, fuck you. This new path was so shitty, its pissed off half your fan base and nobody is buying any merchandise. Hardly a smart path rian picked to go down.

So fuck your simpleton opinion. Fuck rian johnson. And fuck star wars.

Like I said, I could almost believe the bolded part if it wasn't preceded by a gigantic tirade. Let me guess, you'll end up watching Solo and Kenobi anyways.

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

So fuck your simpleton opinion. Fuck rian johnson. And fuck star wars.

 

[Tiny]

Like I said, I could almost believe the bolded part if it wasn't preceded by a gigantic tirade. Let me guess, you'll end up watching Solo and Kenobi anyways.

No.

And i still havnt watched justice league beyond the first two minutes to see the uncanny valley on supermans face.

It is possible to actually not watch a steamy pile of shit.

You can give us all the run down as to how amazing the 9th movie is in how it breaks new geound never told before.

I wont give a shit until their is someone new in charge and a new direction and an acknowledgment that they fucked up.

Until then ill watch something else

 

[jlagman]

No.

And i still havnt watched justice league beyond the first two minutes to see the uncanny valley on supermans face.

It is possible to actually not watch a steamy pile of shit.

You can give us all the run down as to how amazing the 9th movie is in how it breaks new geound never told before.

I wont give a shit until their is someone new in charge and a new direction and an acknowledgment that they fucked up.

Until then ill watch something else

Tell us how you really feel...

 

[minute bull]

 

[Tiny]

Tell us how you really feel...

If it hasnt been clear by now. Im pissed off that they shit all over my childhood hero

And my gigantic tirade is just my emulating the great philosopher Pac.

"Fuck Walt Disney as a movie producer, toy company and as a motherfuckin' crew!
And if you wanna be down with Walt Disney, then fuck you too!"

 

[SaucyJack]

I’ve seen a few mentions of a trailer for an Obi-Wan movie. As far as I know, nothing’s official yet. Are people getting fooled by the fan made trailer?

 

[AlexDB9]

Just watched in iTunes....man I’m no Star Wars fanatic but I enjoy the films, and this one just didn’t feel like a Star Wars movie. I’m sure it’s been discussed in this 200+ page post but here are my gripes.

1. Fuck the first order is run by a bunch of incompetent cartoonish idiots. Give me command of that shit and no more rebellion....at one point a “yo momma” joke was uttered and I knew it was all downhill from there
2. Asian chick and Finn should have been destroyed on salty Hoth I still can’t see how he just dragged her back
3. Luke being a pussy? Why? Why is there a close up on a space cow tits?
4. Leia is Superman now?
5. Did two lightsabers even clash this whole movie?
6. Unforgivable use of Akbar. So many ways that his death could have been great
7. Casino scene.....
8. I miss midichlorians

The only redeemable aspect of this movie is the scenery

 

[90 50]

I’ve seen a few mentions of a trailer for an Obi-Wan movie. As far as I know, nothing’s official yet. Are people getting fooled by the fan made trailer?

Unless they paid ewen McGregor it’s unlikely fan made.