St. Carnal's Pub

[Diomedes]

I found this funny as hell. Magnus ver Magnussen is even on the list.

http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=2434

I'm gonna name my first kid Max Fightmaster.

 

[Zerocrew1984]

I got into mma from UFC 1. royce gracie and pat smith were my favorites.

 

[liquid!]

When I first started dating my wife, I went over to her house and her older brother had me watch Sakuraba vs Renzo Gracie. Later that day he hopped on the floor stuck his legs out and said, "Come here." "I'm going to show you a triangle chock." He pulled me on top of him and proceeded to turn me an nice shade of purple.

 

[Standard]

It's all about K-1 MAX.

K-1 is teh awesome

figthnetwork works for older fights for me

 

[fat_wilhelm]

Where the fuck are my staples?

 

[Standard]

Where the fuck is my hoodie?

 

[fat_wilhelm]

Not until I find my staples.

 

[Standard]

Any staples in particular? i may be able to help

 

[fat_wilhelm]

For my tongue and groove nailer. I have a brand new box somewhere, but where the fuck it is, I don't know.

 

[Standard]

Are they in the tahoe?

 

[fat_wilhelm]

No. They're probably somewhere in my disaster of a workshop.

 

[Standard]

You might as well buy some more then...

 

[fat_wilhelm]

You might as well buy some more then...

Hellz no. They're somewhere. For the sake of the oly platform, I'z gotsta find 'em.

 

[Standard]

oh for the oly platform, try your doorway where you take your shoes off, or even someplace stupid like the bathroom

 

[fat_wilhelm]

refrigerator?

 

[Standard]

I found the TV remote in there before

 

[fat_wilhelm]

I found the TV remote in there before

Did you eat it?

Anyone see Death Proof? I liked it.

 

[Standard]

Yeah, i can change channels by doing ab crunches

 

[CarnalSalvation]

Not like she wants his balls (i think, lol) but thinks he's the greatest fighter ever. She likes that he doesn't waste time and wait to fight. that he tries his hardest and is active.

Yeah, I bet she likes Fedor active and hard!

 

[Cap'n]

Did you eat it?

Anyone see Death Proof? I liked it.

I went to go see Grind house in theaters. Damned fun 4.5 hours.