St. Carnal's Pub

[Stonebreaker]

I'd do Madonna, if only for bragging rights

I think her list might be a little too long for bragging rights, man.

 

[CarnalSalvation]

UG. People think my mom's a GILF.

 

[Zerocrew1984]

I think her list might be a little too long for bragging rights, man.

lol

 

[wvboy]

If you want a list that's too long, how about Pamela Anderson?

 

[thethirddiaz]

Carnal's mom.

 

[erco]

jk totally wins with his 26 year gap...

 

[fat_wilhelm]

Old Ladies I'd do:
Dana Dalaney
Sally Field
Jane Seymoure
Your mom

Diane Lane

 

[mschatz]

I think her list might be a little too long for bragging rights, man.

Nonsense. I guarantee that if you banged Madonna, we'd all hear about it first thing in the morning. Pam Anderson also, diseases and all

 

[CarnalSalvation]

Carnal's mom.

I'm not coming to the hospital if I'm coked out, so you best stay with her if you break her vagina.

 

[jk3004]

Ah. Hadn't even thought of old infatuations. Anyone keeping score at home can add Michelle Pfiefer to my list, too.

Hell ya Catwoman!!!

Madonna = no.

Elizabeth Shue, another infatuation. She is still the hotness.

 

[CarnalSalvation]

Nonsense. I guarantee that if you banged Madonna, we'd all hear about it first thing in the morning. Pam Anderson also, diseases and all

I'd be in hog heavin havin' the hep with that lady.

 

[Stonebreaker]

Nonsense. I guarantee that if you banged Madonna, we'd all hear about it first thing in the morning. Pam Anderson also, diseases and all

I guarantee that if you banged Madonna, and we all heard about it the next morning, you'd hear a chorus of "you too?"'s from across the globe.

 

[CarnalSalvation]

I guarantee that if you banged Madonna, and we all heard about it the next morning, you'd hear a chorus of "you too?"'s from across the globe.

Or just echoing in her enormous vagina.

 

[wvboy]

I guarantee that if you banged Madonna, and we all heard about it the next morning, you'd hear a chorus of "you too?"'s from across the globe.

or "Been there, done that in the ass."

 

[thethirddiaz]

Is Jenny McCarthy old yet? I don't really like her personality but she is hot.

 

[mschatz]

jk totally wins with his 26 year gap...

Yeah, thats impressive. or disgusting.

I was 25 with a 34 yr old mommy. Not that impressive...

 

[Standard]

I guarantee that if you banged Madonna, and we all heard about it the next morning, you'd hear a chorus of "you too?"'s from across the globe.

Or, i know man, i was there, a pig roast takes 2

 

[fat_wilhelm]

16 months < age gap < 20 months

As an enginerd, I like to maintain tight tolerances.

 

[Zerocrew1984]

I guarantee that if you banged Madonna, and we all heard about it the next morning, you'd hear a chorus of "you too?"'s from across the globe.

LOL ! wow your old man wit is making me crack up today...does that mean IM old? :icon_sad:

 

[CarnalSalvation]

No it means you need to dress up like your avatar and come train with me.