St. Carnal's Pub

[Stonebreaker]

We're a little hazy on where the "old" line is being drawn. I think the youngest that's been mentioned thus far is 45.

Christ, I really don't want anyone calling me old when I hit 45.....

 

[Stonebreaker]

LOL ! wow your old man wit is making me crack up today...does that mean IM old? :icon_sad:

You get one more old man joke today, Zero, then I'm declaring open season on your gut and slovenly habits.

 

[fat_wilhelm]

And by "train", he means "spoon".

 

[Zerocrew1984]

i think 37 is the start of old bitches to bang....

Carnal, throw in some sprinkles and im in.

 

[Zerocrew1984]

You get one more old man joke today, Zero, then I'm declaring open season on your gut and slovenly habits.

see that's the thing...i'm not in denial. i know im fat and out of shape. tee hee.

On a serious note, i hit a all time high at 228 and my gut is HUGE. everything else is normal but teh gut is massive. its starting to be awesome.

 

[fat_wilhelm]

We're a little hazy on where the "old" line is being drawn. I think the youngest that's been mentioned thus far is 45.

Christ, I really don't want anyone calling me old when I hit 45.....

Diane Lane is 42. Not that old, I suppose, but considering her scenes in Unfaithful gave me the boner to end all boners, I'd say she's nice for her age.

 

[jk3004]

Haha we even have fatty up in the mix.

On an unrelated note I just ate 1 pound of corned beef on 1 sandwich. It was glorious.

I'm trying to catch up to zero in the fat dept.

 

[mschatz]

see that's the thing...i'm not in denial. i know im fat and out of shape. tee hee.

On a serious note, i hit a all time high at 228 and my gut is HUGE. everything else is normal but teh gut is massive. its starting to be awesome.

tee hee? Really?

 

[Zerocrew1984]

oh oh i have another one. I've always wanted to bang her. she's 61....

susan surandon....

my all time milf though would have to be...

Jaime Lee Curtis....
show me someone better...

 

[bacon]

Salma Hayek.

 

[thethirddiaz]

I fucking hated Unfaithful. That movie was dumb as hell.

 

[erco]

Diane Lane is 42. Not that old, I suppose, but considering her scenes in Unfaithful gave me the boner to end all boners, I'd say she's nice for her age.

She was 37 in Unfaithful.

I agree though, she was super hot in it, regardless of age.


French actresses: Isabelle Adjani, Sophie Marceau and Catherine Deneuve (circa Indochine, not now).

 

[Zerocrew1984]

Salma Hayek.

ok you win. I also love her.

although jaime has never had kids therefore she doesnt have any of those nasty scars. but still...salma hayek...ahhhh

 

[mschatz]

Salma Hayek.

She's not old. And of course, my obligatory "Yes, I would."

 

[Cap'n]

Monica Bellucci

 

[Zerocrew1984]

She's not old. And of course, my obligatory "Yes, I would."

selma's about 40 and jaime is about 50

 

[liquid!]

 

[Stonebreaker]

I'm feeling more and more childish as this topic goes on, but as long as I'm still rolling with it, in no particular order:

Michelle Pfiefer - 49
Marg Helgenberger - 48
Jamie Lee Curtis - 48
Monica Bellucci - 43

I wouldn't put Ms. Hayek in the top four, but I sure as hell wouldn't kick her out of bed, either. At 41, she's pushing the lower limit of what we're calling "old."

 

[fat_wilhelm]

I fucking hated Unfaithful. That movie was dumb as hell.

We weren't discussing the merits of the film... only 3-4 scenes within the film.

 

[bacon]

Fatty called Salma old. And since he's old, I took it as gospel.