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[Zerocrew1984]

oh and 15(me), 22(her). although, i lied about my age, still counts?

 

[wvboy]

*Backs bags for Indiana*

 

[Standard]

*Backs bags for Indiana*

you backed your bags?

 

[CarnalSalvation]

oh and 15(me), 22(her). although, i lied about my age, still counts?

It counts, but not as much as actually finding and older girl with boy fever.

 

[Zerocrew1984]

ewww i googled ellen barkin pics and she does look her age.....id still hit it though.

 

[jk3004]

Meg Ryan, i was infatuated with her forever. Finally got to see her newd in the one boxing movie, she's like 60 now right?

 

[wvboy]

you backed your bags?

I can only carry so many condoms in my pockets.

 

[mschatz]

Madonna? yes, no or maybe when drunk

 

[CarnalSalvation]

Condoms give you dick cancer.

 

[wvboy]

I do Madonna. I'm sure she's developed good technique throughout the years.

 

[CarnalSalvation]

Madonna? yes, no or maybe when drunk

I couldn't do it dude. Her gapped tooth moonface freaks me out.


Hmmm....I'd screw Janice Dickinson, we could do coke and party by her pool.

 

[Zerocrew1984]

For some reason i've always wanted to punch meg ryan in the face

 

[wvboy]

Condoms give you dick cancer.

That's cool. The cancer will make my dick extra big.

 

[bacon]

I think the biggest age difference for me is only like 2 or 3 years. Which seems odd to me...

 

[Zerocrew1984]

I do Madonna. I'm sure she's developed good technique throughout the years.

If she was all about "teaching" you then it would be cool... BUT, imagine if she was actually expecting something from you....now that's pressure....i admit...i probably couldn't satisfy Madonna

 

[CarnalSalvation]

For some reason i've always wanted to punch meg ryan in the face

Word. Or slice her up with a razor blade and eat her lips.

 

[Zerocrew1984]

Word. Or slice her up with a razor blade and eat her lips.

same thing

 

[Stonebreaker]

Meg Ryan, i was infatuated with her forever. Finally got to see her newd in the one boxing movie, she's like 60 now right?

Ah. Hadn't even thought of old infatuations. Anyone keeping score at home can add Michelle Pfiefer to my list, too.

 

[mschatz]

I'd do Madonna, if only for bragging rights

 

[Standard]

My freinds mom is classified as a GILF, it's a goal of mine no matter how unlikely...