St. Carnal's Pub

[magicman531]

My lust is quelled by her marital status.

lol... what? what is this morality garbage you're spewing??? if she's out gallivanting around then it's not your problem.

 

[hunto]

How is some old flabby dude going to stop you?

A ring can't block a hole.

Old flabby dudes shoot over wives. Fuck all that.

 

[Chaos Mitten**]

How is some old flabby dude going to stop you?

A ring can't block a hole.

I don't care about her husband. I just don't want to be "that guy."

 

[magicman531]

the rule is, if the girl is above an 8 then you can be that guy

 

[MatterOverMind]

I don't care about her husband. I just don't want to be "that guy."

Seems like a good angle.

 

[vince89]

Old flabby dudes shoot over wives. Fuck all that.

ChaseTea can dodge bullets.

 

[Donut62]

I don't care about her husband. I just don't want to be "that guy."

Chances are he is a rich as fuck, hence her being with him. So you'll cause them to get a divorce, she'll get half his money and a house, and then have you come live with her as a sex slave and buy you an Aston Martin.

 

[MatterOverMind]

Old flabby guys should never find out.

 

[Chaos Mitten**]

Of course, this whole discussion is presupposing that she is interested in showing me more than her artwork.

 

[magicman531]

my point of the art girl post was that those girls will show their "artistic" photos to random people at the drop of a hat.

 

[Donut62]

Of course, this whole discussion is presupposing that she is interested in showing me more than her artwork.

You're so negative.

 

[MatterOverMind]

Of course, this whole discussion is presupposing that she is interested in showing me more than her artwork.

Man, you worry about the most minor details.

 

[MatterOverMind]

my point of the art girl post was that those girls will show their "artistic" photos to random people at the drop of a hat.

Humbug!

That's nothing more than a generalization based on your own limited experience with the matter.

Desperate housewife wants to be ravished by a strapping young lad.

 

[ratman201]

my point of the art girl post was that those girls will show their "artistic" photos to random people at the drop of a hat.

It's true I went to art school. If showing a naked painting = wanting to have sex with me then atleast 500 girls wanted to have sex with me in the year I was there. Obviously most of them did not.

And stop worring about being "that guy" other people aren't real anyways and if you've never met then they basically don't even exist. The only thing you should concerned with is how everything in life adds to your own enjoyment.

 

[vince89]

HotRedHeadMilf: Hey bigboy, you workin out huh?
ChaseT: Yeh, just doing some posterior chain work.
HotRedHeadMilf: Posterior Chain? Whats that?
ChaseT: My ass, bitch.
HotRedHeadMilf: Oh wow, you have a big ass.
ChaseT: Yeh. *grunts*
HotRedHeadMilf: I wanna paint your ass.
ChaseT: Ok.

 

[Donut62]

And stop worring about being "that guy" other people aren't real anyways and if you've never met then they basically don't even exist. The only thing you should concerned with is how everything in life adds to your own enjoyment.

The Schroedinger Cat theory of hook ups, I like it.

 

[MatterOverMind]

If showing a naked painting = wanting to have sex with me then atleast 500 girls wanted to have sex with me in the year I was there. Obviously most of them did not.

Or you really dropped the ball.

 

[magicman531]

Humbug!

That's nothing more than a generalization based on your own limited experience with the matter.

Desperate housewife wants to be ravished by a strapping young lad.

It's true I went to art school. If showing a naked painting = wanting to have sex with me then atleast 500 girls wanted to have sex with me in the year I was there. Obviously most of them did not.

In your face!!!!!!!! Art girls are all the same. Anyone doing spread eagle shots over a desk lamp and calling it art are fucked up. In a good way though.

 

[Donut62]

War fucking ninja warrior! Leave the women at home!

 

[ratman201]

Or you really dropped the ball.

Who knows I was really really high most of the time anyways.