St. Carnal's Pub

[SocraticMethod]

Red heads are hit or miss. To me, they are either completely unappealing, or I'd kill my own mother to see her naked hot.

I had this conversation with someone yesterday. +1

 

[magicman531]

Yeh same, redheads are either butt fugly or 11/10.

lol one of my high school teachers said that... and there was a redheaded girl in the class who wasn't on the 11/10 side to say the least.

 

[Donut62]

Is it me, or does Frank Shamrock have braces?

 

[wvboy]

I wanna cover Gina Carano's entire body with edible oil then lick it all off. Maybe I can find one that's high in Omega-3's so that theres a health benefit.

 

[MatterOverMind]

The super-hot redhead was at my gym today. Turns out she is 39 years old. Un-freaking-believeable. She showed me a picture of a self portrait she did of herself (nude rear view). If she wasn't married, I would be certain that she was hitting on me (she still might be). She was telling me how her husband is older (50) and doesn't do any physical activity.

Sometimes I'm not very good at reading signals from women, but when she shows you a picture she painted of her own ass, I'm pretty sure that means she wants your dick in it.

 

[hunto]

thats nasty the beard undr the jaw

 

[Chaos Mitten**]

page

 

[wvboy]

I must be sick, because I am still cracking up about the disappearing pencil trick in Batman.

That was pretty funny.

 

[magicman531]

Sometimes I'm not very good at reading signals from women, but when she shows you a picture she painted of her own ass, I'm pretty sure that means she wants your dick in it.

was it a painting or a pic?

 

[MatterOverMind]

Pub overload

 

[MatterOverMind]

A picture of a self-portrait.

 

[Chaos Mitten**]

was it a painting or a pic?

Pic of a painting. Nude view of her back while she was sitting down.

 

[Donut62]

Pic of a painting. Nude view of her back while she was sitting down.

Dear Penthouse....



...and thats how I had alan sechs in the gym shower.


Signed,

Chase in Orgeon

 

[MatterOverMind]

Yup. She wants it in the butt. What? What? In the butt.

 

[vince89]

Ask her if she wants to see your mittens.

 

[magicman531]

some of those artsy girls are weird. i know quite a few of them, they'll show me their nude/semi nude "art" photos of themselves or friends... weird shit a lot of the times.

 

[Chaos Mitten**]

My lust is quelled by her marital status.

 

[Donut62]

LOL, guillotine from mount.

 

[MatterOverMind]

How is some old flabby dude going to stop you?

A ring can't block a hole.

 

[SocraticMethod]

Eff that. Let's see Jake Shields pass the bar this week. Jerk.