St. Carnal's Pub

[finnegan]

^^^that is why heathen savagery needs to be done in the wilderness.

 

[Firebrace]

Found a pic:

 

[wvboy]

There's nothing better than getting shit faced drunk in the woods. Throw in a fire and your good to go.

 

[wvboy]

Damn, I want one of those chickens.

 

[Henry Swanson]

How many of you cunts have gotten drunk in the woods and played that stupid game where you run and jump through the camp fire?

 

[liquid!]

*Sheepishly raises burnt limb*

 

[wvboy]

I've jumped over small fires. I'm fat so I ain't got the best ups.

 

[liquid!]

Once made a pyramid of 22 picnic tables in a park and set them a blaze. Ahh to be young and drunk again.

 

[Henry Swanson]

*Sheepishly raises burnt limb*

LOL! I think about all the times we did that, stupid cunts we is.

 

[Henry Swanson]

Where the fuck is Standard, I know he must've done the same.

 

[liquid!]

How attractive was the Can O' Gas when you young?

 

[MatterOverMind]

Just heard on the news that Miller and Coors (#2 and 3 in domestic beer sales) have merged. They are now expected to make up 30% of the domestic market.

 

[Centaur]

How many of you cunts have gotten drunk in the woods and played that stupid game where you run and jump through the camp fire?

I know a guy who did that back in the day. He had shredded jeans (ya, WAY back in the day) and some sort of spandex-like shorts on underneath. Well the threads from the jeans caught fire and the and shorts underneath melted (not really, but I can;t think of a better way to describe it). Fucker had 2nd and 3rd degree burns all over his ass.

 

[juanlawnmower]

How attractive was the Can O' Gas when you young?

You mean Coleman. The high test flammable shit.

My friend lived on a "lagoon" (read: large open area in canal system) and had a pool deck, which was raised about 3 feet above the dock. The deck ventilated excess water through a system under the wood planks. Its exit was a PVC pipe that emptied on to the dock.

We took the most flammable stuff we could get our mangy, middle-school hands on, poured it in copious amounts, and set it ablaze. We realized it got out of hand when smoke and, a couple minutes later, flames started to rise out from between the spaces in the planks. We managed to put it out before the entire pool deck caught.

We did that like 3 times.

 

[finnegan]

I've speared guys as they start to run at a 8+ foot tall burning pile of logs. What is it about fire and drunks? *drinks and builds bonfire to tend*
That being said, I've calmly walked through a fire many, many times.

 

[Standard]

Where the fuck is Standard, I know he must've done the same.

Sorry i was late

*pats out fire on shoes*

what were we talking aboot?

 

[fat_wilhelm]

I'm fire retardant. I'm also immune to poison ivy.

 

[Standard]

I'm a none responder to codeine

 

[Henry Swanson]

I'm a none responder to codeine

I can drink coffee late at night and go right to bed.

 

[fat_wilhelm]

Finn, can you put a space between St. and Carnal's? It's fucking with my OCD.

For real.