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Some pedestrian blocked my car while driving this morning: Guess what he wanted?

Clippy said:
lol

I remember one time I saw some guy in town and he asked for like 75 cents

Later on the same day we crossed paths again and he seemed to forget me

"Do you have a dollar?"

I laughed and was like "Damn your rates went up huh?"
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You shouldn't blame him. Inflation is the culprit here.

Clippy said:
When I lived in town I would walk to work in a sketchy neighbourhead and this guy with a sideways head always crossed my path.

He was constantly in this position

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Every day and I mean every damn day without relent we would cross paths

"Do you got a smoke?"

Me: "I don't smoke"

One day I just had it and went off "Every day you ask me for a smoke and every day I tell you I DO NOT SMOKE" Do not ask me for a smoke again!"

Next day

"Do you got a smoke?"
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He probably has a hard time remembering faces since his dome is gangsta leaning. You could've done the nice thing and shin kicked his head to knock it straight.
 
i wished cigarettes killed smokers instantly, instead of slowly
 
Clippy said:
Every morning when I'm too lazy to walk to work I go for little drives around the city to warm up for the day. I'm an early bird so this happened at 5:40 in the morning today.

There's different parts of town but this didn't happen in the bad part of town, really unexpected encounter.

Driving along and some old guy starts to cross the street. Ok, I slow down, he slows down. He full on stops in front of my car while I'm stopped and looks at me. Just looks at me. Deer in the headlights. So I try to drive around him ... he moves about to stay in front of me so I can't drive forward. WTF -- stand off in the middle of the street

Then he comes to my driver side. I roll down the window to see what was so important he risked getting run over to talk to me. Expecting he needed a lift or .. something.

"Got a cigarette?"

LOL

I'm chuckled and was like "No I don't smoke."

His next line:

"Why not?"

LMAO! Full on laughing in his face at this point. I said "Sorry buddy I just never smoked" and drove off.

I've seen people hard up for smokes before but this is some NEXT LEVEL shit. Jumping out in front of cars on the street for smokes bro, what's up.
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My guess of what he wanted was "penis".
Judging from the story, I was probably right.
 
Dark One said:
You're lucky you didn't get stabbed. I would suggest not rolling down your window and driving away at the first opportunity in the future
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lol nobody gets stabbed in Canada
 
I used to walk from Brunswick square when I worked there to the old king st. Liquor store and get bummed 4 times. 2 on the way there and the same 2 on the way back.
 
I was at a Giants game once and my drunk friend asked a guy who was walking for a cig and the guy said "those thing will kill you" and my friend said "I wanna die," and the dude just erupted in laughter.

Funny stuff
 
Clippy said:
Every morning when I'm too lazy to walk to work I go for little drives around the city to warm up for the day. I'm an early bird so this happened at 5:40 in the morning today.

There's different parts of town but this didn't happen in the bad part of town, really unexpected encounter.

Driving along and some old guy starts to cross the street. Ok, I slow down, he slows down. He full on stops in front of my car while I'm stopped and looks at me. Just looks at me. Deer in the headlights. So I try to drive around him ... he moves about to stay in front of me so I can't drive forward. WTF -- stand off in the middle of the street

Then he comes to my driver side. I roll down the window to see what was so important he risked getting run over to talk to me. Expecting he needed a lift or .. something.

"Got a cigarette?"

LOL

I'm chuckled and was like "No I don't smoke."

His next line:

"Why not?"

LMAO! Full on laughing in his face at this point. I said "Sorry buddy I just never smoked" and drove off.

I've seen people hard up for smokes before but this is some NEXT LEVEL shit. Jumping out in front of cars on the street for smokes bro, what's up.
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If that happened in my City I would have reversed and turn like hell usually shit like that is a modus operandi for robberies.
 
Clippy said:
Every morning when I'm too lazy to walk to work I go for little drives around the city to warm up for the day. I'm an early bird so this happened at 5:40 in the morning today.

There's different parts of town but this didn't happen in the bad part of town, really unexpected encounter.

Driving along and some old guy starts to cross the street. Ok, I slow down, he slows down. He full on stops in front of my car while I'm stopped and looks at me. Just looks at me. Deer in the headlights. So I try to drive around him ... he moves about to stay in front of me so I can't drive forward. WTF -- stand off in the middle of the street

Then he comes to my driver side. I roll down the window to see what was so important he risked getting run over to talk to me. Expecting he needed a lift or .. something.

"Got a cigarette?"

LOL

I'm chuckled and was like "No I don't smoke."

His next line:

"Why not?"

LMAO! Full on laughing in his face at this point. I said "Sorry buddy I just never smoked" and drove off.

I've seen people hard up for smokes before but this is some NEXT LEVEL shit. Jumping out in front of cars on the street for smokes bro, what's up.
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He was trying to mug you but noticed that you were a huge talking paper clip and got confused.
 
BEER said:
There was a homeless dude sitting next to an ATM yesterday and asked me for "a few dollars" after I pulled out cash.

Nahhhhh.
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What kind of idiot does that? Do they think someone is going to give them a twenty? At least the homeless people i’ve seen were smart enough to wait until I came out of the store after buying shit.
 
If you don't have a car in 2018, you are of a weak bloodline and you should be culled for the sake of strengthening the herd.
 
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