Some pedestrian blocked my car while driving this morning: Guess what he wanted?

[ObamaPhoneLady]

Worst is when people bum in front of the liquor store. Gee I wonder what you want the money for.

I was at subway and a level 5 homeless man came in wearing a carpet or something and said he was so hungry, give me money for food.

I was like "I'll buy you food"

They had cheap sandwich special or something

He was like "Can I please just have the money?"

I said "You can have a sandwich"

He said "I'll buy my own sandwich if you could please be so kind"

I said "I'll buy you the sandwich, you'll still end up with a sandwich"

He said no thanks and left

Yeah he wanted a sandwich right bad - drugs

I don't understand bums like this. It's a free sandwich. There's no reason to turn that down. Eat the sandwich and then go back to bumming around...

I guess it just shows that homeless people have it too easy these days. They all have access to free beds and more than enough food. They literally just want money to get fucked up.

In a way you could say they've figured it out. They don't pay for shit and they get to party every day and some bleeding heart will always be there with a shelter and soup kitchen.

 

[trolololol]

These "old guys" have yet to meet "young kids" who tend to glance at their phones at the wrong times...

Going to get plowed over big time doing that shit

I saw that happen on camera at the last casino I worked at:

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

That's what I meant

 

[supnmunm]

Couple of months ago I'm sitting in my truck in a grocery store parking lot, guy comes up to my window asking for some money for food or whatever. I tell him I don't carry cash, sorry. Dude points to the drive through ATM across the street and says "well sir there's an ATM over there"

I'm like "nahh dude that's not happening" some of these people have no shame.

 

[weed]

@Clippy

 

[RockstarChris]

Every morning when I'm too lazy to walk to work I go for little drives around the city to warm up for the day. I'm an early bird so this happened at 5:40 in the morning today.

There's different parts of town but this didn't happen in the bad part of town, really unexpected encounter.

Driving along and some old guy starts to cross the street. Ok, I slow down, he slows down. He full on stops in front of my car while I'm stopped and looks at me. Just looks at me. Deer in the headlights. So I try to drive around him ... he moves about to stay in front of me so I can't drive forward. WTF -- stand off in the middle of the street

Then he comes to my driver side. I roll down the window to see what was so important he risked getting run over to talk to me. Expecting he needed a lift or .. something.

"Got a cigarette?"

LOL

I'm chuckled and was like "No I don't smoke."

His next line:

"Why not?"

LMAO! Full on laughing in his face at this point. I said "Sorry buddy I just never smoked" and drove off.

I've seen people hard up for smokes before but this is some NEXT LEVEL shit. Jumping out in front of cars on the street for smokes bro, what's up.

Cigarette People lol. They will give their firstborn child for 1 pack of Marlboro Reds

 

[RockstarChris]

Apart from a couple of meth heads here who are just weirdos, they're reasonably nice here. I was in NY just before Christmas though and they were trying to march me to the store with my credit card when I said I didn't have any cash. Talk about fucking entitled. One guy in Sacramento in a wheelchair came up to me with vomit in his beard asking me for a cigarette and I had to run off and find a toilet to throw up in.

Hey dont talk crap about my hometown, there are like 5 decent people in Sacramento.....

 

[Hotora86]

I saw that happen on camera at the last casino I worked at:

Behold, natural selection at work.

 

[fingercuffs]

Hey dont talk crap about my hometown, there are like 5 decent people in Sacramento.....

I LOVE Sacramento. Reminds me a bit of Richmond, VA.

 

[DespicablePeep]

Oh Clippy your stories are the best!

Every morning when I'm too lazy to walk to work I go for little drives around the city to warm up for the day. I'm an early bird so this happened at 5:40 in the morning today.

There's different parts of town but this didn't happen in the bad part of town, really unexpected encounter.

Driving along and some old guy starts to cross the street. Ok, I slow down, he slows down. He full on stops in front of my car while I'm stopped and looks at me. Just looks at me. Deer in the headlights. So I try to drive around him ... he moves about to stay in front of me so I can't drive forward. WTF -- stand off in the middle of the street

Then he comes to my driver side. I roll down the window to see what was so important he risked getting run over to talk to me. Expecting he needed a lift or .. something.

"Got a cigarette?"

LOL

I'm chuckled and was like "No I don't smoke."

His next line:

"Why not?"

LMAO! Full on laughing in his face at this point. I said "Sorry buddy I just never smoked" and drove off.

I've seen people hard up for smokes before but this is some NEXT LEVEL shit. Jumping out in front of cars on the street for smokes bro, what's up.