Some pedestrian blocked my car while driving this morning: Guess what he wanted?

[Clippy]

Every morning when I'm too lazy to walk to work I go for little drives around the city to warm up for the day. I'm an early bird so this happened at 5:40 in the morning today.

There's different parts of town but this didn't happen in the bad part of town, really unexpected encounter.

Driving along and some old guy starts to cross the street. Ok, I slow down, he slows down. He full on stops in front of my car while I'm stopped and looks at me. Just looks at me. Deer in the headlights. So I try to drive around him ... he moves about to stay in front of me so I can't drive forward. WTF -- stand off in the middle of the street

Then he comes to my driver side. I roll down the window to see what was so important he risked getting run over to talk to me. Expecting he needed a lift or .. something.

"Got a cigarette?"

LOL

I'm chuckled and was like "No I don't smoke."

His next line:

"Why not?"

LMAO! Full on laughing in his face at this point. I said "Sorry buddy I just never smoked" and drove off.

I've seen people hard up for smokes before but this is some NEXT LEVEL shit. Jumping out in front of cars on the street for smokes bro, what's up.

 

[BEER]

There was a homeless dude sitting next to an ATM yesterday and asked me for "a few dollars" after I pulled out cash.

Nahhhhh.

 

[fingercuffs]

I've only just managed to scare some dude off where I smoke outside my apartment block. I gave him a few bucks and a few cigarettes after him telling me he was hungry and I felt bad for him.

This was after me telling him he needed to leave me alone or I was calling the cops for harassment. As it turned out, I did end up calling the cops when I saw him trying to break into every car on the street. Eventually I took my building manager and my husband out to just stare at him and he left me alone then. It was going on for ages.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

You should have started smoking, you Scrooge

 

[Slobodan]

Oh you and your adventures @Clippy



Reminds me of something funny/unusual that I saw a few years ago. This old guy decided to cross the road while the pedestrian light was still red. The traffic came to a halt and people were honking and yelling at him, all the while he was strutting like Vince McMahon with a big smirk on his face lol.

 

[Clippy]

You should have started smoking, you Scrooge

lol - oh fuck, I recently went to the Bulk Barn wanting candy hard. Something to sneak in the movies in my wife's treat purse, a big old purse we use to sneak food in. At the bulk barn this lady basically shoved me out of the way cause she couldn't get to the candy fast enough and was like "SORRY!" and started scooping candy frantically. Dark Chocolate covered pretzels there too soooo good

What were talking about

Oh yeah, so I bought those Popeyes candy sticks (formerly Popeyes candy cigarettes) - I wish I had those to give to the guy LOL

I would have got stabbed for sure

Good times

 

[Cajun]

I've only just managed to scare some dude off where I smoke outside my apartment block. I gave him a few bucks and a few cigarettes after him telling me he was hungry and I felt bad for him.

This was after me telling him he needed to leave me alone or I was calling the cops for harassment. As it turned out, I did end up calling the cops when I saw him trying to break into every car on the street. Eventually I took my building manager and my husband out to just stare at him and he left me alone then. It was going on for ages.

He was hungry so you gave him cigarettes? Well done cuffs.

 

[Clippy]

Oh you and your adventures @Clippy



Reminds me of something funny/unusual that I saw a few years ago. This old guy decided to cross the road while the pedestrian light was still red. The traffic came to a halt and people were honking and yelling at him, all the while he was strutting like Vince McMahon with a big smirk on his face lol.

lol gotta love pedestrians

 

[Clippy]

I've only just managed to scare some dude off where I smoke outside my apartment block. I gave him a few bucks and a few cigarettes after him telling me he was hungry and I felt bad for him.

This was after me telling him he needed to leave me alone or I was calling the cops for harassment. As it turned out, I did end up calling the cops when I saw him trying to break into every car on the street. Eventually I took my building manager and my husband out to just stare at him and he left me alone then. It was going on for ages.

Worst is when people bum in front of the liquor store. Gee I wonder what you want the money for.

I was at subway and a level 5 homeless man came in wearing a carpet or something and said he was so hungry, give me money for food.

I was like "I'll buy you food"

They had cheap sandwich special or something

He was like "Can I please just have the money?"

I said "You can have a sandwich"

He said "I'll buy my own sandwich if you could please be so kind"

I said "I'll buy you the sandwich, you'll still end up with a sandwich"

He said no thanks and left

Yeah he wanted a sandwich right bad - drugs

 

[SmilinDesperado]

Every morning when I'm too lazy to walk to work I go for little drives around the city to warm up for the day. I'm an early bird so this happened at 5:40 in the morning today.

There's different parts of town but this didn't happen in the bad part of town, really unexpected encounter.

Driving along and some old guy starts to cross the street. Ok, I slow down, he slows down. He full on stops in front of my car while I'm stopped and looks at me. Just looks at me. Deer in the headlights. So I try to drive around him ... he moves about to stay in front of me so I can't drive forward. WTF -- stand off in the middle of the street

Then he comes to my driver side. I roll down the window to see what was so important he risked getting run over to talk to me. Expecting he needed a lift or .. something.

"Got a cigarette?"

LOL

I'm chuckled and was like "No I don't smoke."

His next line:

"Why not?"

LMAO! Full on laughing in his face at this point. I said "Sorry buddy I just never smoked" and drove off.

I've seen people hard up for smokes before but this is some NEXT LEVEL shit. Jumping out in front of cars on the street for smokes bro, what's up.

You should have jumped out of your car and given his homeless ass the Clippy stunner for wasting your time

 

[Clippy]

You should have jumped out of your car and given his homeless ass the Clippy stunner for wasting your time

don't know if he was homeless just old and really needed that nicotine fix.

He had a decent leather jacket

 

[Scerpi]

Oh you and your adventures @Clippy



Reminds me of something funny/unusual that I saw a few years ago. This old guy decided to cross the road while the pedestrian light was still red. The traffic came to a halt and people were honking and yelling at him, all the while he was strutting like Vince McMahon with a big smirk on his face lol.

These "old guys" have yet to meet "young kids" who tend to glance at their phones at the wrong times...

Going to get plowed over big time doing that shit

 

[fingercuffs]

He was hungry so you gave him cigarettes? Well done cuffs.

He didn't eat them! He tried to give me a hug after, I think he was hungry for my hair.

 

[fingercuffs]

Worst is when people bum in front of the liquor store. Gee I wonder what you want the money for.

I was at subway and a level 5 homeless man came in wearing a carpet or something and said he was so hungry, give me money for food.

I was like "I'll buy you food"

They had cheap sandwich special or something

He was like "Can I please just have the money?"

I said "You can have a sandwich"

He said "I'll buy my own sandwich if you could please be so kind"

I said "I'll buy you the sandwich, you'll still end up with a sandwich"

He said no thanks and left

Yeah he wanted a sandwich right bad - drugs

Apart from a couple of meth heads here who are just weirdos, they're reasonably nice here. I was in NY just before Christmas though and they were trying to march me to the store with my credit card when I said I didn't have any cash. Talk about fucking entitled. One guy in Sacramento in a wheelchair came up to me with vomit in his beard asking me for a cigarette and I had to run off and find a toilet to throw up in.

 

[Clippy]

Apart from a couple of meth heads here who are just weirdos, they're reasonably nice here. I was in NY just before Christmas though and they were trying to march me to the store with my credit card when I said I didn't have any cash. Talk about fucking entitled. One guy in Sacramento in a wheelchair came up to me with vomit in his beard asking me for a cigarette and I had to run off and find a toilet to throw up in.

I had a guy in a wheelchair talk to me as I was passing by

"Can I have some change?"

I was legit change-less and said sorry, he came back with

"But I'll sing you a SONG!!!"

I told him I'm very sorry and legit don't have as much as a penny on me.

He blessed me and loudly sang "O Canada" as I walked off

...

 

[BEER]

Oh you and your adventures @Clippy



Reminds me of something funny/unusual that I saw a few years ago. This old guy decided to cross the road while the pedestrian light was still red. The traffic came to a halt and people were honking and yelling at him, all the while he was strutting like Vince McMahon with a big smirk on his face lol.

I do that all the time. Pedestrians have the right of way in Virginia and cars got brakes.

 

[Clippy]

I do that all the time. Pedestrians have the right of way in Virginia and cars got brakes.

That's not cool - I get pissed when someone tries to cross and is not inside crosswalk lines

If they can time it out fine, but if I have to slow down when they're not in a designated crossing place

 

[BEER]

That's not cool - I get pissed when someone tries to cross and is not inside crosswalk lines

If they can time it out fine, but if I have to slow down when they're not in a designated crossing place

I'm always in a cross walk, Clipstar. I'm not a savage.

 

[Clippy]

I'm always in a cross walk, Clipstar. I'm not a savage.

whew

Had me worried bro

 

[BEER]

whew

Had me worried bro

I thought we were friends.