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Some pedestrian blocked my car while driving this morning: Guess what he wanted?

Say hangout right here I'll go get ya a pack then drive off never to return
 
BEER said:
I routinely walk in front of cars who had plenty of time to see me in the cross walk. They always slam the brakes, and the few who honk their horns get to sit there while I give them a 10 second death glare.



Someone's getting paid for it.
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Someone's got to pay for it. And that someone is not the brain on the floor.
 
Clippy said:
Worst is when people bum in front of the liquor store. Gee I wonder what you want the money for.

I was at subway and a level 5 homeless man came in wearing a carpet or something and said he was so hungry, give me money for food.

I was like "I'll buy you food"

They had cheap sandwich special or something

He was like "Can I please just have the money?"

I said "You can have a sandwich"

He said "I'll buy my own sandwich if you could please be so kind"

I said "I'll buy you the sandwich, you'll still end up with a sandwich"

He said no thanks and left

Yeah he wanted a sandwich right bad - drugs
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I don't even buy these guys food anymore. A few years ago, while on my way to work, I stopped at a subway and this homeless "looking" guy asked me for money because he was hungry. I offered to buy him food but he wanted the money. He and I went back and forth over this for like 2 or 3 minutes until he finally said he'll take the grub. I bought him a foot long tuna sub and after I paid for it I turned around to find him gone. I go outside and he's nowhere in sight. I ended up just giving the sandwich to a coworker who legit needed it but it took me a couple of days to get over the bitterness of being screwed around like that by that little bastard. I don't give money or buy anything for ANYONE; panhandlers, homeless people, the ones posted up outside of the stores. Fuck 'em all!
 
AshiharaFan said:
I don't even buy these guys food anymore. A few years ago, while on my way to work, I stopped at a subway and this homeless "looking" guy asked me for money because he was hungry. I offered to buy him food but he wanted the money. He and I went back and forth over this for like 2 or 3 minutes until he finally said he'll take the grub. I bought him a foot long tuna sub and after I paid for it I turned around to find him gone. I go outside and he's nowhere in sight. I ended up just giving the sandwich to a coworker who legit needed it but it took me a couple of days to get over the bitterness of being screwed around like that by that little bastard. I don't give money or buy anything for ANYONE; panhandlers, homeless people, the ones posted up outside of the stores. Fuck 'em all!
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Shitty

My whole point was my guy didn't want food and I proved it - want to help people out but not if they won't help themselves and continue their drug addiction
 
Clippy said:
Shitty

My whole point was my guy didn't want food and I proved it - want to help people out but not if they won't help themselves and continue their drug addiction
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It was good that I never saw that little creep again, especially for the next 2 or 3 days after he pulled that stunt 'coz I would've lured him to a secluded alley and choked his little ass.
 
Years ago when I used to smoke there was this guy who came to me asking if I had a cigarette for him. I said no.

He said can I finish the one you're having right now?

Dude gtfo

Glad I don't smoke anymore. I hate those people who always ask for cigarettes.
 
Clippy said:
Worst is when people bum in front of the liquor store. Gee I wonder what you want the money for.

I was at subway and a level 5 homeless man came in wearing a carpet or something and said he was so hungry, give me money for food.

I was like "I'll buy you food"

They had cheap sandwich special or something

He was like "Can I please just have the money?"

I said "You can have a sandwich"

He said "I'll buy my own sandwich if you could please be so kind"

I said "I'll buy you the sandwich, you'll still end up with a sandwich"

He said no thanks and left

Yeah he wanted a sandwich right bad - drugs
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I used to stop in Richmond routinely on my courier route. There was a restaurant I really liked, and I'd also grab two sandwiches for the long drive.

One day, I was leaving and a guy asked me if I had any change so he could get some food. I gave him a sandwich. I got in my car and did a U-turn to head back to the highway and saw him throw it in the trash.

That's why I don't help the homeless anymore.

Clippy said:
This is so fucked

Do some research please and let me know what prompted this silly law - bad decisions and retardation somewhere along the line.
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Clippy said:
lol thanks friend - back at ya

I do need to know why such a law came to pass and what could have possibly happened for them to decide to pass this

Racking my brain trying to come up with a scenario lol
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Iirc, it has to do with areas with high volume foot traffic. So, on highways and major roads, it might not apply.
 
Sansnom said:
Years ago when I used to smoke there was this guy who came to me asking if I had a cigarette for him. I said no.

He said can I finish the one you're having right now?

Dude gtfo

Glad I don't smoke anymore. I hate those guys who always ask for cigarettes.
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Wow
 
It really is astonishing what lengths smokers will go to for that extra puff

Seems like smokers are never prepared either, always looking for a cigarette
 
Clippy said:
Wow
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I just remembered another time.

Someone asked me if I would be finishing my cigarette. I said yes.

He stayed there staring at me the whole time I was smoking waiting for to be done with it. When I got rid of it he actually picked it up to try and finish what was left.

I was amazed.
 
Speaking of old dudes crossing the street here's a good one.

When I was a kid my uncle came into town and I went to pick him up at Kennedy aimport with my grandfather. So we get out of the terminal and are crossing the street to get to the parking lot. All of our hands are full of luggage. In the middle of the street my grandfather's pants fall down. Instead of putting down the luggage he just said fuck it and kept shuffling across the street with his pants around his ankles. It was hilarious.
 
Hey @Clippy what was that thing you put in your mouth in that other thread? I missed the big reveal
 
One time some dude came up to me and said, "today's my birthday and I would like to by myself a beer, do you have some change?" He even took his lighter out and said "I'll give you my lighter".

Anyway, 1 week later the same guy comes up to me and says the exact same thing...That it's his birthday and he would like to buy a beer.

Dude...

He had large pupils and looked coked out of his mind.
 
Sansnom said:
One time some dude came up to me and said, "today's my birthday and I would like to by myself a beer, do you have some change?" He even took his lighter out and said "I'll give you my lighter".

Anyway, 1 week later the same guy comes up to me and says the exact same thing...That it's his birthday and he would like to buy a beer.

Dude...

He had large pupils and looked coked out of his mind.
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lol

I remember one time I saw some guy in town and he asked for like 75 cents

Later on the same day we crossed paths again and he seemed to forget me

"Do you have a dollar?"

I laughed and was like "Damn your rates went up huh?"
 
When I lived in town I would walk to work in a sketchy neighbourhead and this guy with a sideways head always crossed my path.

He was constantly in this position

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Every day and I mean every damn day without relent we would cross paths

"Do you got a smoke?"

Me: "I don't smoke"

One day I just had it and went off "Every day you ask me for a smoke and every day I tell you I DO NOT SMOKE" Do not ask me for a smoke again!"

Next day

"Do you got a smoke?"
 
I was stopped by a homeless guy just before christmas when I was driving home from work. I couldn't understand what he was saying, he didn't have good English, but I gave him some 7up Cherry and some chips that I had in my car. I would never ever give money to homeless people because I know they will likely use it for drugs, but I don't mind giving some food if I feel they are genuine.
 
Clippy said:
Every morning when I'm too lazy to walk to work I go for little drives around the city to warm up for the day. I'm an early bird so this happened at 5:40 in the morning today.

There's different parts of town but this didn't happen in the bad part of town, really unexpected encounter.

Driving along and some old guy starts to cross the street. Ok, I slow down, he slows down. He full on stops in front of my car while I'm stopped and looks at me. Just looks at me. Deer in the headlights. So I try to drive around him ... he moves about to stay in front of me so I can't drive forward. WTF -- stand off in the middle of the street

Then he comes to my driver side. I roll down the window to see what was so important he risked getting run over to talk to me. Expecting he needed a lift or .. something.

"Got a cigarette?"

LOL

I'm chuckled and was like "No I don't smoke."

His next line:

"Why not?"

LMAO! Full on laughing in his face at this point. I said "Sorry buddy I just never smoked" and drove off.

I've seen people hard up for smokes before but this is some NEXT LEVEL shit. Jumping out in front of cars on the street for smokes bro, what's up.
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guy was probably homeless or something. guess he figures he has nothing to lose lol.
 
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