So my son thought UFC works in real life... lol...

[FrontNakedChoke]

Your son is a bitch and your wife is fat.

 

[ScholarDayo]

 

[mkess101]

Dutch child services will be arriving at TS house shortly...we may not hear from him again for awhile.

 

[SilvaStud]

Yo

 

[CEQT]

Found a pic of TS wife practicing UFC

 

[Don'tBeScaredHomie]

Your son is 3 inches? I’m worried either way you meant this for the poor kid

 

[ClosetVitorFan]

Dude your son is like 9 years old. Give him a break.

 

[Dana's Moonface]

Yeah see title, me and my son got in a heated argument whether or not UFC would work in real life. I've been a UFC fan for a while (see join date), but i don't think that shit works in real life. So me (average Sherdogger, 6'4, 230 lbs, big dick etc) decided we should check that shit out. My son has half of my genes plus my wife is big af so we should be cool.

Armbar
My son tried an armbar, legit technique, and i just pulled him up and threw him on the ground. Lol busted.

Overhand right
He threw it full power but i just blocked it and it hurt his arm and he cried like a bitch. Lol busted again.

Omo Plata
He couldnt even take me down haha so nope again

Low kick
Motherfucker is 3 inches so he "lowkicked" my ankle. Hell no.

Then i just showed him my random throw arms technique and the bitch was KO.

Conclusion: UFC is bullshit. Dutch MT ftw.

Stopped reading at average sherdogger only 6'4 230!

You should be banned for being a manlet

 

[Fungoose]

Your son is 3 inches? Were you sparring with a fetus?

That’s how they perform partial birth abortions where @Grijswaarde is from.

 

[BoxingMMA]

I for one believe the TS.

 

[Arzachel]

Dutch MT ftw.

!!!

Our best muay thai fighter (RIP):

 

[jlj49er]

Yeah see title, me and my son got in a heated argument whether or not UFC would work in real life. I've been a UFC fan for a while (see join date), but i don't think that shit works in real life. So me (average Sherdogger, 6'4, 230 lbs, big dick etc) decided we should check that shit out. My son has half of my genes plus my wife is big af so we should be cool.

Armbar
My son tried an armbar, legit technique, and i just pulled him up and threw him on the ground. Lol busted.

Overhand right
He threw it full power but i just blocked it and it hurt his arm and he cried like a bitch. Lol busted again.

Omo Plata
He couldnt even take me down haha so nope again

Low kick
Motherfucker is 3 inches so he "lowkicked" my ankle. Hell no.

Then i just showed him my random throw arms technique and the bitch was KO.

Conclusion: UFC is bullshit. Dutch MT ftw.

 

[PicoPulse]

I respect the attempt

 

[lakersfan45]

I was following until he thrrr inches

 

[RiseAboveHat]

Ikr? Khabibs ground game won’t work in the streets

There's no cage to hold someone against in the street

 

[MM808]

U realize ufc is a company...fuckin casual.

“I train UFC bro!”

 

[DaGooch]

pics of big ass wife

Lol I just shit in the hottub

 

[ignorant MMA fan]

Anyone comes at me with that UFC shit, I just touch him with the jab.



And the winner by KNOCK OUT

 

[Grijswaarde]

U realize ufc is a company...fuckin casual.

“I train UFC bro!”

No i don't you 2017 noob.

 

[MM808]

No i don't you 2017 noob.

Sad that a sherdog “noob” looks smarter than a vet.