Yeah see title, me and my son got in a heated argument whether or not UFC would work in real life. I've been a UFC fan for a while (see join date), but i don't think that shit works in real life. So me (average Sherdogger, 6'4, 230 lbs, big dick etc) decided we should check that shit out. My son has half of my genes plus my wife is big af so we should be cool. Armbar My son tried an armbar, legit technique, and i just pulled him up and threw him on the ground. Lol busted. Overhand right He threw it full power but i just blocked it and it hurt his arm and he cried like a bitch. Lol busted again. Omo Plata He couldnt even take me down haha so nope again Low kick Motherfucker is 3 inches so he "lowkicked" my ankle. Hell no. Then i just showed him my random throw arms technique and the bitch was KO. Conclusion: UFC is bullshit. Dutch MT ftw.