So my son thought UFC works in real life... lol...

[Cat Biscuits]

Almost thought this was a PrideJitzoo thread.

 

[Deleted member 220895]

Surprise twist is that TS kidnapped a 9 year old who practices MMA, and is bragging about successfully thwarting his escape attempts.

 

[Morning Star]

Footage of TS and his kid

 

[Fahcough]

pics of big ass wife

 

[Terpizzle]

Did you touch him with the jab?

 

[LullyPop]

Maybe your son is just a pussy?

 

[PrideUltimate]

 

[mmacasualviewer]

I wonder how Kim Clijsters with her big Dutch genes would go against Serena Williams in wmma.

 

[Takes_Two_To_Tango]

Krav Maga is more real than MMA.

 

[rottenapple]

Congrats u just reached a new level of stupidity...
jesus

 

[wwkirk]

Yeah see title, me and my son got in a heated argument whether or not UFC would work in real life. I've been a UFC fan for a while (see join date), but i don't think that shit works in real life. So me (average Sherdogger, 6'4, 230 lbs, big dick etc) decided we should check that shit out. My son has half of my genes plus my wife is big af so we should be cool.

Armbar
My son tried an armbar, legit technique, and i just pulled him up and threw him on the ground. Lol busted.

Overhand right
He threw it full power but i just blocked it and it hurt his arm and he cried like a bitch. Lol busted again.

Omo Plata
He couldnt even take me down haha so nope again

Low kick
Motherfucker is 3 inches so he "lowkicked" my ankle. Hell no.

Then i just showed him my random throw arms technique and the bitch was KO.

Conclusion: UFC is bullshit. Dutch MT ftw.

You left out how big your son is.

 

[Grijswaarde]

You left out how big your son is.

3 inches.

 

[Readybodisready]

hey thanks for telling me what I should find funny

I don't mind telling you what to do.

 

[LullyPop]

3 inches.

Erect or flacid?

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

Uhhhh okay

 

[Grijswaarde]

Erect?

Fucking pedo.

 

[yekmurat]

F..king shitstorm

 

[MaulingMyClown]

Sounds like your son is a pansy wirth zero technique LMAO

 

[ButtNeedle]

king shitstorm has a ring to it

 

[Grijswaarde]

Sounds like your son is a pasty worth zero technique LMAO

Yeah he just has a big mouth but still plays with cars and likes Thomas the train lol.