So I think I might be an unofficial PETA member

[Zookeeper Gabe]

You poor illiterate zookeeping bastard.

Jesus fuck, that’s bad. I have no excuse for that...

 

[Amerikuracana]

Even PETA has standards. If you don't know a raccoon can climb a fucking tree you wont be allowed membership.

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[punky brewster]

Hey buddy, wanna fight?

 

[minute bull]

Not sure which face is funnier.

 

[Black Helicopters]

these guys are clogging up the bike lanes in my city. Such bossy critters.

Images that blow Joe Rogan’s mind

 

[zuul]

Im a big fan of their sauce.

 

[faustian]

First, don’t feed Wildlife it will learn to associate people with food and you will be the cause of that animals death. Think about that

Now the golpher was probably just a cop trying to get home safely to his family...

I put out more ham sandwich for him this morning

 

[minute bull]

What about some got damn coffee?

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Lately there's been a raccoon hanging out and doing his thing in the area right beneath my balcony

There’s a raccoon jerking off under your balcony?

 

[Amerikuracana]

But seriously.. You didn't know raccoons climbed trees? So, you thought they lived underground?

 

[RerouteToRemain]

First, don’t feed Wildlife it will learn to associate people with food and you will be the cause of that animals death. Think about that

Now the golpher was probably just a cop trying to get home safely to his family...

If this is during the day it's a decent chance it could have a disease or rabies right?

 

[bad seed]

What really blows my mind about this story is that people are golfing in Miami in August?

 

[Zookeeper Gabe]

I put out more ham sandwich for him this morning

My friend works in nuisance Wildlife removal and was called to a ladies property. She had been feeding the raccoons for over ten years and then they broke into her house and she wanted them gone. He trapped over 50 raccoons from her property over the next year and a half.
There’s plenty of examples why this is bad idea and usually ends up with the animal being euthanized.
Before the raccoon gets killed I hope you get Baylis or lepto so maybe you can learn a lesson.

@RerouteToRemain it’s possible but it’s also not unheard for them to be out in the daytime.

 

[faustian]

My friend works in nuisance Wildlife removal and was called to a ladies property. She had been feeding the raccoons for over ten years and then they broke into her house and she wanted them gone. He trapped over 50 raccoons from her property over the next year and a half.
There’s plenty of examples why this is bad idea and usually ends up with the animal being euthanized.
Before the raccoon gets killed I hope you get Baylis or lepto so maybe you can learn a lesson.

@RerouteToRemain it’s possible but it’s also not unheard for them to be out in the daytime.

He ate the ham sandwich then gave me the middle finger. wtf

 

[bufetadanacara]

If I were the golfer, I'd have taken out a personally engraved wedge and beat you with it.


P.S. I've killed at least 50 raccoons over the years. Suck it hippies, they're vermin.

 

[VivaRevolution]

Garbage pandas hate Jews!

Little fucking Nazi bastards.

Guys on the golf cart were the good guys!

 

[DrVanNostrand]

Just sit on your balcony yelling FORE whenever anyone is about to tee off