So I think I might be an unofficial PETA member

[Zer]

he and his golf boyfriend brutalized themselves trying to flip the cart back over

Official BETA members amirite

 

[JoeyJoeJoeJr]

Good. I hate people who try to hurt animals just because. I probably would have lost my cool and KOd him so good on you for not going overboard

 

[Otto!]

I've been feeding him

Did you just assume that raccoon’s gender????

 

[minute bull]

golpher

You poor illiterate zookeeping bastard.

 

[Organic Damage]

Never understood why people like killing animals that never did anything to them. Raccoons aren't even good eating (don't ask how I know this)

Screw those guys and the golf cart they rode in on.

 

[Deleted member 220895]

I could swear you in. All you need is a 14 inch zucchini, half a tube of lube (non animal tested), and a pair of ice tongs. The ceremony is very quick and the first 2 orgasms come almost instantaneously.

 

[minute bull]

I could swear you in. All you need is a 14 inch zucchini, half a tube of lube (non animal tested), and a pair of ice tongs. The ceremony is very quick and the first 2 orgasms come almost instantaneously.

The actual swearing will be performed by the inimitable Paul "Max Hardcore" Little.

(Yeee-yayuh.)

 

[LHWBelt]

I live on the 3rd floor of a condominium that overlooks a golf course. Lately there's been a raccoon hanging out and doing his thing in the area right beneath my balcony (I'm within walking distance of the Everglades and apparently after mating season they wander off). I've been feeding him, laying a slice of bread with ham out underneath one of the Florida pine trees

So this morning I put the food out and the raccoon came out of nowhere to eat it but he had to cross an open clearing to get to the food. And as he's running to the food some asshat in a golf cart starts driving towards him, trying to run him over. I'm on my balcony witnessing all this and I start yelling telling the douche to fuck off. The raccoon runs up a tree (which I didn't even know they could do) and the douchebag returns to the green to out with golf

I wasn't satisfied with that so I ran downstairs and onto the golf course. I told the guy to never golf here again (lmao as if I have that authority) and I summoned rage strength and tipped his golf cart over. Went back to my unit and watched from my balcony as he and his golf boyfriend brutalized themselves trying to flip the cart back over

That guy is an asshole but so are you. Dont feed raccoons. One of them assholes nearly blinded my girls dog. They're dicks and we shouldn't encourage them to be alive.

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

I live on the 3rd floor of a condominium that overlooks a golf course. Lately there's been a raccoon hanging out and doing his thing in the area right beneath my balcony (I'm within walking distance of the Everglades and apparently after mating season they wander off). I've been feeding him, laying a slice of bread with ham out underneath one of the Florida pine trees

So this morning I put the food out and the raccoon came out of nowhere to eat it but he had to cross an open clearing to get to the food. And as he's running to the food some asshat in a golf cart starts driving towards him, trying to run him over. I'm on my balcony witnessing all this and I start yelling telling the douche to fuck off. The raccoon runs up a tree (which I didn't even know they could do) and the douchebag returns to the green to out with golf

I wasn't satisfied with that so I ran downstairs and onto the golf course. I told the guy to never golf here again (lmao as if I have that authority) and I summoned rage strength and tipped his golf cart over. Went back to my unit and watched from my balcony as he and his golf boyfriend brutalized themselves trying to flip the cart back over

ur doing gods work friend

 

[SRN]

You did the right thing with the golfer (nice touch with the cart btw) but stop feeding the raccoon. It's not good for his survival. And it's very likely that he will spread the news that a human is giving him food and you'll wake up with 10 of them waiting to be fed.

 

[Yoel Bromero]

The golfer was Cyril Sneer.

I wish I could like that twice, beauty!

 

[choke you]

I live on the 3rd floor of a condominium that overlooks a golf course. Lately there's been a raccoon hanging out and doing his thing in the area right beneath my balcony (I'm within walking distance of the Everglades and apparently after mating season they wander off). I've been feeding him, laying a slice of bread with ham out underneath one of the Florida pine trees

So this morning I put the food out and the raccoon came out of nowhere to eat it but he had to cross an open clearing to get to the food. And as he's running to the food some asshat in a golf cart starts driving towards him, trying to run him over. I'm on my balcony witnessing all this and I start yelling telling the douche to fuck off. The raccoon runs up a tree (which I didn't even know they could do) and the douchebag returns to the green to out with golf

I wasn't satisfied with that so I ran downstairs and onto the golf course. I told the guy to never golf here again (lmao as if I have that authority) and I summoned rage strength and tipped his golf cart over. Went back to my unit and watched from my balcony as he and his golf boyfriend brutalized themselves trying to flip the cart back over

What does that put your record at? 203 - 0?

 

[MadSquabbles500]

Coons eat pork? dang



I wonder can they hunt for meat.

 

[Da Speeit]

 

[Da Speeit]

Coons eat pork? .

Spoiler

Spoiler

I'm black relax

 

[minute bull]

Spoiler

I'm black relax

Spoiler

 

[Omegaboy13]

I live on the 3rd floor of a condominium that overlooks a golf course. Lately there's been a raccoon hanging out and doing his thing in the area right beneath my balcony (I'm within walking distance of the Everglades and apparently after mating season they wander off). I've been feeding him, laying a slice of bread with ham out underneath one of the Florida pine trees

So this morning I put the food out and the raccoon came out of nowhere to eat it but he had to cross an open clearing to get to the food. And as he's running to the food some asshat in a golf cart starts driving towards him, trying to run him over. I'm on my balcony witnessing all this and I start yelling telling the douche to fuck off. The raccoon runs up a tree (which I didn't even know they could do) and the douchebag returns to the green to out with golf

I wasn't satisfied with that so I ran downstairs and onto the golf course. I told the guy to never golf here again (lmao as if I have that authority) and I summoned rage strength and tipped his golf cart over. Went back to my unit and watched from my balcony as he and his golf boyfriend brutalized themselves trying to flip the cart back over

Hope you get arrested.

 

[loyalyolayal]

I'm just glad we can type raccoon again with no prejudice.

 

[faustian]

Hope you get arrested.

For what? Technically the golfer was trespassing when he went off the green and into the condo backyard

 

[MikeMcMann]

Racoons are a pest. Toronto is reported to have more racoons than people and i believe it. I had a racoon family die stuck in between the wall of my town home and the next. What a disaster as it started to decay and the smell and the flies. had to get a specialist in to locate it and punch holes in the wall until they found it and could get it out. It was obvious the baby fell down into the crack and the mom tried to get down to it and got stuck herself.