me: how often do you hang out at the Wendys across from the Arco stn at Kettleman and Cherokee? nated: whenever i finish training so i can remain a skinny fat guy... cuz i am whatever you say i am, if i wasn't then why would i say i am? me: ummmmm...mmmm...k ...ok, easy there M nated: you know it... so ask me a real question cuz i'm goin' in to get a spicy chicken sammich me: i'll gladly pay you next tuesday for a sammich today... nated: let's see how this goes (snickering, reaching into his jeans pocket to dig out 3 one dollar bills, than lookin down his nose at me with a wide grin) me: are you gonna sign with that nyc law firm to form a fighters union? nated: what's that? fo real? it's gonna happen? me: that's what i read on suredawg nated: are YOU sure dawg? me: huh? are your baked? nated: double chocolate chip cookies at wendy's are dope! me: you know about unions? you know it'll change things? nated: nah brah, i'll ask cesar to fill me in cuz i don't know shit about somethin' that never existed before... (big gulp of air, heaves chest out, then quickly exhales into a concave chest shape with deltoids fwd) me: is cesar your mentor or something? nated: he tells me the REAL shit about everything... he told me to be preapred to lose to potatoe boy and accept whatever happens me: hmmm... i wouldn't be down with that kinda REAL talk... i'd tell him to keep his opinions to himself or i'll ray donovan his ass nated: do you think ray donovan would be part of a union... or BE THE UNION? to be cont...
You lure all us, innocent bro-doggers into this thread expecting great things only to be hurting our feelings like this. Shame on you, evil person. I have lost faith in humanity because of this. And it wasn't clever or funny.