So I bought a giant magnet

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  1. Clippy Good Times

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    I can't find the proper ad but here's some other video



    I don't know what came over me but I just saw this when I was strolling through Facebook and in the video there are like dropping in a lake on a rope and they're like finding treasure

    I got to tell you man I wanted some of that f****** treasure so I said you know what I'm just going to I don't know if I'm being a pulse in my old age but I bought a giant magnet

    Just think of all the fun activities you can do


    I'm going to find stuff
     
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    I seen u
     
  4. JabToucher Banned Banned

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    I was watching the video brah

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  5. PlayswellwithLawnDarts Banned Banned

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    Where do you put your weed though?
     
  6. Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    What are you gonna do with all the prizes and treasures that you find?
     
  7. Clippy Good Times

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    Savour it
     
  8. Damien Karras Mirabile dictu, don't you agree?

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    Fucking magnets how do they work?
     
  9. Chessty LaRouge FCF Enforcer Platinum Member

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    What did the paperclip say to the magnet?

    I find you really attractive
     
  10. Clippy Good Times

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    Awwe
     
  11. hohner Plutonium Belt

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    Big mistake bud.

    My condolences.
     
  12. Fuzzybabyducks Duck/pricechopper

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    Dude imagine if u dropped that in a lake and found a sunken battleship or an unopened can of Coke ...
     
  13. Clippy Good Times

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    I need to learn to tile a professional knots

    I want to f*** this up and lose my magnet
    Somebody making knot thread for me
     
  14. solmu Purple Belt

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    Feed someone extra iron then kill them by pulling it out of their body a la Magneto. Get a helmet and don't forget the taglines before you do it though.
     
  15. Chessty LaRouge FCF Enforcer Platinum Member

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    I would but I'm a little tied up at the moment...PUNS!
     
  16. Clippy Good Times

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    I blew 40 bucks on this guys
     
  17. Clippy Good Times

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    Like by the time it comes in the mail I have no interest in any more
     
  18. Clippy Good Times

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    On a whim
     
  19. Slobodan Senior Moderator Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Press it against your TV or monitor panel
     
  20. Fuzzybabyducks Duck/pricechopper

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    Yeah ships are pretty heavy even though they float . That throws a lot of people off because lots of things that are NOT heavy float. If u don’t get a good knot on that thing you WILL lose it .
     

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