so you got a dui? it depends on the state you're in. when i was a dumbass like you apparently were, i had to do forty-eight hours of community service, paid about two-thousand bucks in fines, and probably worst of all, had to take drunk-driving classes for about three months every saturday morning at fucking eight am. they also put me on a five-year probation. this was in california. i was actually really lucky, because it occurred in a county that is more lenient on dui's than the county i was living in at the time. if it had happened in my county of residence, i would have had to spend at least a night in a violent jail or prison.