Sleeping with my ex.

[AgonyandIrony]

Damn this was a beta OP

Bruh I am the alpha and the omega.

The beginning and your end.

 

[aldeniro78]

She's probably bored or fighting with her boyfriend and will drop you once that blows over.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

She's probably bored or fighting with her boyfriend and will drop you once that blows over.

Possibly. Right now Christian girl and big booty are competing for my affection and it's going pretty good.

They keep asking me who would win in a fight. Which I think is preeeeetty cool imo.

Last night Christian girl got all mad at me tho. She picked me up and dragged me to a fucking coffee shop on a Saturday. A fucking Saturday.

When she asked why I was all butthurt I told her its my friends birthday and because of the stupid coffee shop I'm missing out on tons of free drugs.

So today Christian girl sent me like a four page essay confessing that she loves me but I have a hard heart and a closed mind lol.

Anyway big booty has been sleeping with me the last few nights and ignoring her bfs texts.

Oh the joys of being a loveable scumbag.

 

[zackryder]

i dont think i said this earlier but lol @ eatin mcdonalds