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Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by AgonyandIrony, Aug 19, 2015.

  1. AgonyandIrony Steel Belt

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    So, I used to date this beautiful girl, amazing fashion sense, amazing voice, ass that I would build a monument to, eyebrows like fucking what, amazing hair. A kinkiness with a rare sincerity and she likes good music. Not to mention good hip hop, so needless to say I fell pretty hard for her. We ended breaking up and she did it in a shitty way and we haven't seen each other for a few months.

    Last week I'm hanging out with my buddy, and this Christian girl I've been doing weird stuff with and he says "Hey someone's walking to your door."

    BAM, in walks the ex. Just struts through my living room and says " You can ask questions later." and goes into my sisters room and goes to sleep. Haven't seen or talked to her in three months. It was a WTF moment made even more awkward by the Christian girl being there.

    Yesterday she shows up with some cake in this dress and says she wants to hangout. So I take her to my favorite smoke spot at night, a park in the city that if you follow some old paths it takes you to this creek that runs through the city. I go there to just hang out and get a feeling of home in the inner city.

    We end up catching turtles and shit, making out a little, and she comes back to my place. Just like the old days. I'm banging like a sheriff evicting poor people.

    Today it's cool, literally just like the old days, and she drops that she has a boyfriend, but keeps being all sweet and nice, calling in late to work for some effin. She's coming back over to spend the night in like thirty minutes.

    So question, what is my likelihood of getting fucked over again? Also. I don't want to cut it off, as I enjoy what we're doing, but what's the best way of not being drawn into dating her, also could I ever date her again?

    How fucked am I?

    TL:DR.
    Hot big bootied bitch
    broke up in a shitty way
    See her again and catch turtles and shit
    Do some pretty cool stuff
    she drops she has a bf
    want to keep fucking tho
     
  2. HARRISON_3 Steel Belt

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    Chicks love fucking with dudes' heads.

    I say keep banging, but out of nowhere, drop her like a bad habit.

    Go silent after that.

    No returning calls or texts.

    Return the favor, so to speak.

    My two cents.
     
  3. Sharkey Who finishes 3rd?

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    Jesus Christ, is everybody in the Mayberry a friggin pansy or what?
     
  4. xbone19 Green Belt

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    get her pregnant she will have to marry you forevermore
     
  5. Skydome Banned Banned

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    Need pics of said ass.
     
  6. Frankly, I am disappointed Agony. I thought with your post history that you would have a better sense at dealing with this kind of shit than most of the pussies on this site.
     
  7. theskza Silver Belt

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    Find better common ground than catching turtles.
     
  8. TCE TCE = The Corona Effect Pink Belt

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    Very likely you'll get fucked over again.
     
  9. thoughtsone Silver Belt

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    LOL this ends poorly no matter what.

    At least you can probably hit it a few more times.

    Sure you might be able to date her again, and she would cheat on you, just like she is cheating on her current bf. You can't save her, but you can bang her, but I think after this post you already are drawn in.
     
  10. DeJulez Banned Banned

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    Catching turtles and shit at a creek...
    Sounds like a 6. U shouldn't be making threads over a 6
     
  11. NoGoodNamesLeft Red Belt

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    Hows the inside parts of other dudes balls taste?
    Have some self respect. If you got a chick that you soncider hot enough to sell urself out and sacrifrice ur self respect for, you can surely pull another itch of equall value who wont be giving you stds and drama. Smarten up bro, seriouly. I do not say this to be mean or come down on you, i just know that feel unfortunately. Her behavior is abhorent and should not be rewarded. above all women crave attention, stop giving her any, shes acted like a whore.
     
  12. Great Angus Blue Belt

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    She doesn't sound like the sort I would keep around.
     
  13. CatchOmega Hideous Disfigurement

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    You've already been fucked over and you don't even know it yet.
     
  14. Cubo de Sangre President of the War Room

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  15. Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Platinum Member

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    Well, I mean, she's fucking over her current boyfriend to fuck around with you, and she has a current boyfriend who isn't you, so I'd say her chances of fucking you over are pretty high.

    A&I, you're my Oklahomie and all, but don't hesitate to make a thread relating how Ms. Fat Booty tells Sister Christian that you fucked her multiple times.
     
  16. Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Platinum Member

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    Also, this. Lmao.

    And, also, this:

    [YT]R4b8MbN8oXE[/YT]
     
  17. fightingrabbit Banned Banned

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    Post her nudes. Show her she can't fuck you over once without consequences.
     
  18. AgonyandIrony Steel Belt

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    I think that is what I'm going to do. She's been hella clingy, doing and saying all the right things, I'm not one to believe it. This is a tricky game, I want to enjoy it as much as I can without getting burnt.

    LOFUCKINGL. That's what my best friend said.

    I know good buddy I know, I'm wondering if she's my punishment for breaking it off with so many girls. This booty though, I roll blunts on that booty, that booty can make anyone a pussy my friend.

    My phone shit the bed tonight and won't take a charge so I'm going to get one of those chargers you set it on and hope it works and if it does I shall oblige.

    I called off hanging out tonight. I'm just going to have someone else come over and "Netflix and chill" Don't want to fall into the habit of loving her again. I do wonder about waiting out whatever shit she's going through but yeah, her having a boyfriend is pretty sketch to me. Especially after she got all jealous of Christian girl today.

    Bruh, I have no clue why but taking girls "to the place I go to just hang out." has gotten me so much ass. They think it's all magical and romantic. City girls man..city girls.
     
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  20. KILL KILL Gold Belt

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    You took her on a romantic turtle hunt?
     

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