Simple question: Like Skywalker, or Darth Vader?

[KnightTemplar]

Um, Who is the emperor's bitch? Vader
Whose bitch is Luke? No one.
Who almost got some sweet secret sister poontang? Luke.

Oh noz, I just shit on your parade.

Palpatine prison raped Luke with teh Force Lightening, bro. He had to cry to Daddy for help.

 

[Darwinambrosius]

This is true, but he has nothing on the young Darth Vader (Anakin). In fact, watch the prequels and you can see that Luke was genetically predispositioned to be a whiny little bitch.

Looooool

 

[Death By Samson]

Palpatine prison raped Luke with teh Force Lightening, bro. He had to cry to Daddy for help.

Luke was just inefficient with his energy.

 

[Darwinambrosius]

Vader by far. Once he shed the anakin persona, that is. However, at least there was some substance to anakin. Luke is outright bland, just like his daughter.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Um, Who is the emperor's bitch? Vader
Whose bitch is Luke? No one.
Who almost got some sweet secret sister poontang? Luke.

Oh noz, I just shit on your parade.

And thus, the thread was saved with lulz.

 

[Zer]

Who almost got some sweet secret sister poontang? Luke.

Key word is ALMOST. Shit I kissed my sister and you don't see me acting like I smashed it

 

[KILL KILL]

I've always liked the SIth. Their history is so much more interesting.

 

[Thai Domi]

 

[Thai Domi]

Key word is ALMOST. Shit I kissed my sister and you don't see me acting like I smashed it

Pic of sister.

 

[PRIDEWASBETTER]

Luke is cool, but Vader is a badass. I have to go Vader.

 

[Pixelated Porn]

Vader by far. Once he shed the anakin persona, that is. However, at least there was some substance to anakin. Luke is outright bland, just like his daughter.

But Vader was the weak one. Basically, Luke Jedi mind tricked Vader into sacrificing himself to save Luke.

"I can't live with you dead, Luke" - Vader before hari kari'ing himself.

Key word is ALMOST. Shit I kissed my sister and you don't see me acting like I smashed it

Well, I think your answer lies in Revenge of the Nerds. Put on a Vader mask and fuck the shit out of her in the ball pit at Chuck E Cheese. She will never know.

 

[SouthoftheAndes]

Luke is a can crusher.

Vader is the real deal.

Angry Anakin all others though>>>> he had so much potential. But then he died and went with God in the end.

Vader was also like 6'8 in his suit of doom!! Luke was a manlet by comparison.

 

[Anung Un Rama]

Darts is awesome, but they need to tweak is light sabre technique a little bit. Lumbering Robbie the robot style won't work anymore. If they're going young Darth I want to see some high level samurai shit.

This:

Not this:

And fuck this:

 

[Darwinambrosius]

But Vader was the weak one. Basically, Luke Jedi mind tricked Vader into sacrificing himself to save Luke.

"I can't live with you dead, Luke" - Vader before hari kari'ing himself.



Well, I think your answer lies in Revenge of the Nerds. Put on a Vader mask and fuck the shit out of her in the ball pit at Chuck E Cheese. She will never know.

Luke was the chosen one, was he not? I'm just saying he was bland. Vader, in all forms, was at least interesting.

 

[Death By Samson]

Luke was the chosen one, was he not? I'm just saying he was bland. Vader, in all forms, was at least interesting.

I thought that Anakin was the "chosen one" who was supposed to bring balance to the force or something like that.

 

[Darwinambrosius]

I thought that Anakin was the "chosen one" who was supposed to bring balance to the force or something like that.

I think he was believed to be, but the Jedi were wrong, which prompted the famous obi-wan "you were supposed to be the chosen one" scene. It's been a while so maybe I'm wrong, but Luke actually did what anakin was supposed to do by defeating the sith. Idk though.

 

[Death By Samson]

I think he was believed to be, but the Jedi were wrong, which prompted the famous obi-wan "you were supposed to be the chosen one" scene. It's been a while so maybe I'm wrong, but Luke actually did what anakin was supposed to do by defeating the sith. Idk though.

But actually Vader/Anakin defeated the Emperor/Sith. Luke got his ass kicked.

 

[metal]

Vader.

 

[Darwinambrosius]

But actually Vader/Anakin defeated the Emperor/Sith. Luke got his ass kicked.

i suppose you're right then. Luke is still bland lol

 

[BisexualMMA]

Damn, Lucas had some moments of full out retardation in making those three films. Just ridiculous.