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Nature & Animals Shredded by kangaroo

One of the strangest fucking things on the planet.

Some of the best natural instinct choke holds in the animal kingdom. Yoked like prime Rumble. Daggers on their hands and feet.

Yeah, no thanks.
They've got high level ground games.

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One of the strangest fucking things on the planet.

Some of the best natural instinct choke holds in the animal kingdom. Yoked like prime Rumble. Daggers on their hands and feet.

Yeah, no thanks.
The claws on the hands look nasty when they grapple



But its the toe dagger on the feet that kills.

A kangaroo's central hind toe claw can grow quite long and powerful, with some, particularly on large male Red Kangaroos, measuring up to 10-15 cm (4-6 inches) in length. These sharp,, dagger-like claws are utilized in territorial disputes and can inflict severe damage. Kangaroos also have a smaller, dual-pronged grooming claw formed by fused inner toes.
  • Hind Foot Claws: The central claw on the hind foot is the largest, often exceeding 10cm, and acts as a deadly, sharp, and curved weapon.
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I wouldn't go so far as delicious. Certainly tastes better than a turnip or a mushroom.

A kangaroo is basically a giant rodent. I wasn't a fan, though admittedly I've only tried cooking it once, as you would venison, and it was rather tough. I'd suggest it's much like bear, would probably be best done in a slow cooker.

I have a small steak in the freezer, I'll pull it out and try tomorrow, lol.
They are almost as far from rodents as evolutionarily possible…


As far as Roos go, the first time I helped restrain one and it fucking roared I almost let go it surprised me how loud it was. They definitely have a deep guttural growl/roar when they are pissed. This was Lisa, a super sweet old lady grey roo.
 

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They are almost as far from rodents as evolutionarily possible…


As far as Roos go, the first time I helped restrain one and it fucking roared I almost let go it surprised me how loud it was. They definitely have a deep guttural growl/roar when they are pissed. This was Lisa, a super sweet old lady grey roo.
I swear most marsupials ive met have horrific animal cries lol

Koalas are disturbing
 
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