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Nature & Animals Shredded by kangaroo

Yeah, well kangaroo is delicious... getting revenge for him, one plate at a time.
I wouldn't go so far as delicious. Certainly tastes better than a turnip or a mushroom.

A kangaroo is basically a giant rodent. I wasn't a fan, though admittedly I've only tried cooking it once, as you would venison, and it was rather tough. I'd suggest it's much like bear, would probably be best done in a slow cooker.

I have a small steak in the freezer, I'll pull it out and try tomorrow, lol.
 
I wouldn't go so far as delicious. Certainly tastes better than a turnip or a mushroom.

A kangaroo is basically a giant rodent. I wasn't a fan, though admittedly I've only tried cooking it once, as you would venison, and it was rather tough. I'd suggest it's much like bear, would probably be best done in a slow cooker.

I have a small steak in the freezer, I'll pull it out and try tomorrow, lol.
As I said in a previous post, it depends on how its cooked. Just like any other meat, that makes all the difference.
 
I wouldn't go so far as delicious. Certainly tastes better than a turnip or a mushroom.

A kangaroo is basically a giant rodent. I wasn't a fan, though admittedly I've only tried cooking it once, as you would venison, and it was rather tough. I'd suggest it's much like bear, would probably be best done in a slow cooker.

I have a small steak in the freezer, I'll pull it out and try tomorrow, lol.
All how you cook it. You want a sear on both both sides then slow cook

I found generally people who dont like medium rare meat arent a fan. Because for me thats the easiest way to avoid toughening it up for. And i generally eat medium rare

But everyones taste buds are different but i find cutting it like stir fry with salad to be a winner
 
Not all Roos built the same, you do this to a real alpha male Roo he could kill you..

Yeah, a big angry male is gonna be more dangerous for pretty much any species.

But I think throwing punches is the best defense. Definitely not gonna try to grapple with them.
 
I always found throwing things to be useful.

Throwing objects doesn't exist in the animal world either unless you're fighting a monkey or something.

But throw a rock at a kangaroo and that sucker will be like

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Saw a video of a cougar stalking some hiker and him scaring him off by throwing rocks.

A hard, well-placed rock can crack human skull so it'll definitely make a medium sized animal like a kangaroo think twice. The hard part is aiming right and hitting the target.
 
Yeah, a big angry male is gonna be more dangerous for pretty much any species.

But I think throwing punches is the best defense. Definitely not gonna try to grapple with them.
Prime Tyson peek a boo defense ftw
 
I’m going to Australia this summer @Contempt i will show up at your house with two buffed up Roos. We will then proceed to take possession of your Porsche.
 
One of the strangest fucking things on the planet.

Some of the best natural instinct choke holds in the animal kingdom. Yoked like prime Rumble. Daggers on their hands and feet.

Yeah, no thanks.
You’re supposed to be tough dude ! Let’s have a donniebrook me and you against two of them.
 
Reminds me, I need to eat some emu so I have covered both animals on the Australian coat of arms.
 
Yeah, a big angry male is gonna be more dangerous for pretty much any species.

But I think throwing punches is the best defense. Definitely not gonna try to grapple with them.
Unless you’re corned you’re gonna want to circle and then back away.

If you’re in punching range then you’re in kicking range, 750 pounds of force with massive claws..
 
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