Sherdog POTWR: Round 4: The General Election

2016 Sherdog President of the War Room Ballot


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Sherman Sheppards?

8 dogs when there are 7?

Do you even Count or English bro?

Sorry I forget most people here can only speak one language I used the original name. Those are called Sherman in German.
Sherman is the German word for long hair and Sheppard mean "hunting sheep". That is were the name comes from it means "long hair hunting sheep".

But anyway please explain why you think owning 7 German shepherds is a bad thing?

Is the Pais campaign anti dog?
 
Sorry I forget most people here can only speak one language I used the original name. Those are called Sherman in German.
Sherman is the German word for long hair and Sheppard mean "hunting sheep". That is were the name comes from it means "long hair hunting sheep".

But anyway please explain why you think owning 7 German shepherds is a bad thing?

Is the Pais campaign anti dog?

They hate dogs.
 
Sorry I forget most people here can only speak one language I used the original name. Those are called Sherman in German.
Sherman is the German word for long hair and Sheppard mean "hunting sheep". That is were the name comes from it means "long hair hunting sheep".

But anyway please explain why you think owning 7 German shepherds is a bad thing?

Is the Pais campaign anti dog?

#1 I am not part of the Palis campaign (or as you call him Pais. Are you going to tell me Pais is German for Palis next?)

#2 I don't appreciate you subtly spreading German propaganda on these boards. You probably secretly call these boards ShermanDog and honestly...I'm not having any of that.

Say no to ShermanDog people. JDragon and Snake have a secret plan to change the name of these boards.

This is a War on Sherdog.

Wake up.
 
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#1 I am not part of the Palis campaign (or as you call him Pais. Are you going to tell me Pais is German for Palis next?)

#2 I don't appreciate you subtly spreading German propaganda on there boards. You probably secretly call these boards ShermanDog and honestly...I'm not having any of that.

Say no to ShermanDog people.

This is a War on Sherdog.

Wake up.

Ok but why do you think owning 7 German Shepherds is a bad thing?
 
@Dr J can you give a comment why the Palis campaign takes support form a known dog hater?

If you are fine with getting support from a known dog hater how can anyone trust you?
Why didn't you denounce his support as soon as he made it clear he believes owning 7 German Shepherds is a bad thing?
 
@Dr J can you give a comment why the Palis campaign takes support form a known dog hater?

If you are fine with getting support from a known dog hater how can anyone trust you?
Why didn't you denounce his support as soon as he made it clear he believes owning 7 German Shepherds is a bad thing?
The @Palis/Dr J campaign in no way supports canine shagging. We disavow all supporters who participate in sexual activities with animals.

@Palis/Dr J 2016
 
The @Palis/Dr J campaign disavows support from those who endorse animal cruelty.

@Palis/Dr J 2016
 
#1 I am not part of the Palis campaign (or as you call him Pais. Are you going to tell me Pais is German for Palis next?)

#2 I don't appreciate you subtly spreading German propaganda on there boards. You probably secretly call these boards ShermanDog and honestly...I'm not having any of that.

Say no to ShermanDog people. JDragon and Snake have a secret plan to change the name of these boards.

This is a War on Sherdog.

Wake up.

Very interesting, coming from german terrorist Hans Gruber.

Again, should I call you Bill, Hans ?

One day, we'll have to get to the bottom of this.
 
The @Palis/Dr J campaign disavows support from those who endorse animal cruelty.

@Palis/Dr J 2016

Even though a whistleblower reported to Hans Leaks "JDragon's German Shepherds don't feel a thing" it is still animal cruelty no question.
 
Very interesting, coming from german terrorist Hans Gruber.

Again, should I call you Bill, Hans ?

One day, we'll have to get to the bottom of this.

Per our agreement....I will disclose everything that I know of this Bill Clay that you speak of....after the election.
 
The @Palis/Dr J campaign disavows support from those who endorse animal cruelty.

@Palis/Dr J 2016

@Dr J of course you do, but you are still fine with support from dog haters? You know the old saying never trust a person that doesn't like dogs? (or something like that)

It seems this story is picking up speed and people demand answers. Do you still take the support from a dog hater in the future? And how can anyone trust you.

@Palis I hope you are aware your campaign manager works together with a dog haters?
 
@Dr J of course you do, but you are still fine with support from dog haters? You know the old saying never trust a person that doesn't like dogs? (or something like that)

It seems this story is picking up speed and people demand answers. Do you still take the support from a dog hater in the future? And how can anyone trust you.

@Palis I hope you are aware your campaign manager works together with a dog haters?

I don't work with the Palis/DrJ campaign.

I do not hate dogs. I just don't "love them" the way that Dirty JDragon does.

You are acting mighty suspicious and defensive. Are you a member of the Beast Forum also?
 
@Dr J of course you do, but you are still fine with support from dog haters? You know the old saying never trust a person that doesn't like dogs? (or something like that)

It seems this story is picking up speed and people demand answers. Do you still take the support from a dog hater in the future? And how can anyone trust you.

@Palis I hope you are aware your campaign manager works together with a dog haters?
The JD support complaining about people who don't like dogs while welcoming trannyphiles, Soviet pinkos, convicted criminals, and dog shaggers with open arms...

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Interesting political strategy here.


@Palis/Dr J 2016
 
The JD support complaining about people who don't like dogs while welcoming trannyphiles, Soviet pinkos, convicted criminals, and dog shaggers with open arms...

200w.gif


Interesting political strategy here.


@Palis/Dr J 2016
I don't work with the Palis/DrJ campaign.

I do not hate dogs. I just don't "love them" the way that Dirty JDragon does.

You are acting mighty suspicious and defensive. Are you a member of the Beast Forum also?

I just googled "people against dogs funny" to find a funny picture to use in here. Yeah that was a mistake.
 
I just googled "people against dogs funny" to find a funny picture to use in here. Yeah that was a mistake.

Just google JDragon and it would have saved you some trouble. Turn off your Safe filter 1st though.
 
The L. Pete Foundation Presidential Fitness Examination
________________________________________________________________________________________
@Palis, @JDragon

Well candidates, we have reached the end. Due to unforeseen events constraining time, we will be moving now to the final question.
We've spoken about policy, personality, and many other things during this campaign. But fitness isn't just an abstract measure of competency based on intellect or charisma.

Question 4: Being fit for office doesn't just mean internet savvy. As a subforum under the header of a Mixed Martial Arts website, we expect our President to be in peak physical condition. Therefore, it is imperative that we know this:

How often do you skip leg day? The candidates are encouraged to post pictures to prove how capable they are of physically dominating their opponent. List any other physical attributes you posses that make you a more physically fit candidate.

Palis, you will have first response here in order to allow JDragon to go last as per the coin flip agreement.

You will then each be granted an opportunity to make a closing statement; these should be sent to me via private message and I will post them simultaneously so as to allow neither candidate awareness of the other's remarks in advance of their own.

Thank you @Limbo Pete

My fellow War Roomers, do you like to feel good? Do you like to look sexy? Do you want to make your wife/GF/Canine(@JDragon) jealous of all the crazy horny bitches in the world after you which in turn turns your wife/GF/Canine(@JDragon) on even more? Do you want women to blow kisses at you at a stop light and give you hand signals like:
tumblr_n2wp38SBL61qaoeoqo1_400.gif
or
anya-sex.gif


Let me tell you ladies and gentlemen, I have a plan for you--my plans have plans I have so many plans. Let me introduce to you--and also take this time to show you just how diverse, worldly and otherworldly I am having investments, contacts and influence all over this forum--my guide... to getting your body built the... fuck... UP!

http://forums.sherdog.com/posts/122966279/

The Palis High Reps, low weight lifehack.

20x20x20x20x20 scheme

High reps = extreme muscle endurance that will allow you to push through workouts harder and stronger. Every week you do the same routine but increase the weight by 1.5kg and you will constantly gain strength/endurance

Day 1: Chest/Tris
Dumbell press 20x5
Dumbell flys 20x5
Incline Dumbell press 20x5
Incline Dumbell flys 20x5
Dips 20x5
Skullcrushers 20x5
Tri Pushdowns 20x5

Day 2: Bis/Back
Any variation of curls 20x5
Any variation of curls 20x5
Any variation of curls 20x5
Concentration curls ending it 20x5
Facepulls 20x5
Upright rows 20x5
Barbell shrugs 20x5
Bent over barbell rows 20x5
Wide grip lat pulldown 20x5

Day 3: Shoulders
Barbell Shoulder press 20x5
Dumbbells Shoulder press 20x5
Seated Lateral raises 20x5
Front plate raises 20x5
End workout 20x5 pullups

Day 4: Chest/Tris
Dumbell press 20x5
Dumbell flys 20x5
Incline Dumbell press 20x5
Incline Dumbell flys 20x5
Dips 20x5
Skullcrushers 20x5
Tri Pushdowns 20x5

Day 5: Bis/Back
Any variation of curls 20x5
Any variation of curls 20x5
Any variation of curls 20x5
Concentration curls ending it 20x5
Facepulls 20x5
Upright rows 20x5
Barbell shrugs 20x5
Bent over barbell rows 20x5
Wide grip lat pulldown 20x5

Day 6: Shoulders
Barbell Shoulder press 20x5
Dumbbells Shoulder press 20x5
Seated Lateral raises 20x5
Front plate raises 20x5
End workout 20x5 pullups

Day 7: Rest

Restart, add 1.5kg, you will be beasting in 1-2months tops, imagine a year from now at the 1.5kg rate with these rep ranges/workouts. You're welcome in advance.

This workout scheme is not an advanced one, it is a tremendous building block routine that will completely get you in shape, strong, ripped. It stresses your CNS like no other workout alive thus boosting testosterone and for the ladies estrogen. If I wasn't already successful I would package this shit up, market it and put a pretty bow on top because if this shit hit peoples TVs I would actually put people out of business (P90x, Insanity, DDP Yoga etc) and that is something I do not need to do, nor have to do. So I am only exclusively extending my friendly hand out to you Sher-doge-ers and passing this wisdom on to you!

As for leg day... Deadlifts are for leg day. My current workout on backday involves 3x5 Deads going heavy as fuck and the beauty of it is not only will your back look like a fucking Gorilla's, but your legs and ass as well. If you want more leg day shit go walk with your Grandma or do shit like this:
7e856fa0c87d695b_SJ.gif


You wanna build up your body, sex drive and sex appeal you need the Palis workout and it'll turn you into this:
giphy.gif


and this (It's a no flex picture... much like sending dick picks to chicks, you always send them flaccid to show the potential):
lvgd6ZX.png

Current attributes:

  • 6'1
  • 205-210lbs
  • 33 years old
  • Born and raised American
  • Irish/German/Italian heritage
  • Black from the waist down
  • Played a variety of sports all life
  • Hapkido blue belt, Kickboxing background--aka shins of steel
  • Sheriff academy hand 2 hand training, able to disarm armed individuals--can withstand pepperspray/tazer attempts on my life
  • Have had to disarm many individuals and physically subdue them. Not many men in the world actually have to get physical with other dangerous men on the daily, especially with them possibly being on drugs




Thank you to @Limbo Pete for the intense and non-partisan line of questioning.

Thank you to my cabinet of extremely hard working, talented, intelligent human beings from all over the world spreading the good word about making the War Room Great Again. @Dr J @RhinoRush @Prime Ang @Deffid @Clippy

Thank you @Hans Gruber for keeping certain people in this election accountable for their actions through non-partisan "leaking"

And a special thank you to all the War Room citizens out there!

Palis/@Dr J 2016!
 
Thank you @Limbo Pete

My fellow War Roomers, do you like to feel good? Do you like to look sexy? Do you want to make your wife/GF/Canine(@JDragon) jealous of all the crazy horny bitches in the world after you which in turn turns your wife/GF/Canine(@JDragon) on even more? Do you want women to blow kisses at you at a stop light and give you hand signals like:
tumblr_n2wp38SBL61qaoeoqo1_400.gif
or
anya-sex.gif


Let me tell you ladies and gentlemen, I have a plan for you--my plans have plans I have so many plans. Let me introduce to you--and also take this time to show you just how diverse, worldly and otherworldly I am having investments, contacts and influence all over this forum--my guide... to getting your body built the... fuck... UP!

http://forums.sherdog.com/posts/122966279/

The Palis High Reps, low weight lifehack.

20x20x20x20x20 scheme

High reps = extreme muscle endurance that will allow you to push through workouts harder and stronger. Every week you do the same routine but increase the weight by 1.5kg and you will constantly gain strength/endurance

Day 1: Chest/Tris
Dumbell press 20x5
Dumbell flys 20x5
Incline Dumbell press 20x5
Incline Dumbell flys 20x5
Dips 20x5
Skullcrushers 20x5
Tri Pushdowns 20x5

Day 2: Bis/Back
Any variation of curls 20x5
Any variation of curls 20x5
Any variation of curls 20x5
Concentration curls ending it 20x5
Facepulls 20x5
Upright rows 20x5
Barbell shrugs 20x5
Bent over barbell rows 20x5
Wide grip lat pulldown 20x5

Day 3: Shoulders
Barbell Shoulder press 20x5
Dumbbells Shoulder press 20x5
Seated Lateral raises 20x5
Front plate raises 20x5
End workout 20x5 pullups

Day 4: Chest/Tris
Dumbell press 20x5
Dumbell flys 20x5
Incline Dumbell press 20x5
Incline Dumbell flys 20x5
Dips 20x5
Skullcrushers 20x5
Tri Pushdowns 20x5

Day 5: Bis/Back
Any variation of curls 20x5
Any variation of curls 20x5
Any variation of curls 20x5
Concentration curls ending it 20x5
Facepulls 20x5
Upright rows 20x5
Barbell shrugs 20x5
Bent over barbell rows 20x5
Wide grip lat pulldown 20x5

Day 6: Shoulders
Barbell Shoulder press 20x5
Dumbbells Shoulder press 20x5
Seated Lateral raises 20x5
Front plate raises 20x5
End workout 20x5 pullups

Day 7: Rest

Restart, add 1.5kg, you will be beasting in 1-2months tops, imagine a year from now at the 1.5kg rate with these rep ranges/workouts. You're welcome in advance.

This workout scheme is not an advanced one, it is a tremendous building block routine that will completely get you in shape, strong, ripped. It stresses your CNS like no other workout alive thus boosting testosterone and for the ladies estrogen. If I wasn't already successful I would package this shit up, market it and put a pretty bow on top because if this shit hit peoples TVs I would actually put people out of business (P90x, Insanity, DDP Yoga etc) and that is something I do not need to do, nor have to do. So I am only exclusively extending my friendly hand out to you Sher-doge-ers and passing this wisdom on to you!

As for leg day... Deadlifts are for leg day. My current workout on backday involves 3x5 Deads going heavy as fuck and the beauty of it is not only will your back look like a fucking Gorilla's, but your legs and ass as well. If you want more leg day shit go walk with your Grandma or do shit like this:
7e856fa0c87d695b_SJ.gif


You wanna build up your body, sex drive and sex appeal you need the Palis workout and it'll turn you into this:
giphy.gif


and this (It's a no flex picture... much like sending dick picks to chicks, you always send them flaccid to show the potential):
lvgd6ZX.png

Current attributes:

  • 6'1
  • 205-210lbs
  • 33 years old
  • Born and raised American
  • Irish/German/Italian heritage
  • Black from the waist down
  • Played a variety of sports all life
  • Hapkido blue belt, Kickboxing background--aka shins of steel
  • Sheriff academy hand 2 hand training, able to disarm armed individuals--can withstand pepperspray/tazer attempts on my life
  • Have had to disarm many individuals and physically subdue them. Not many men in the world actually have to get physical with other dangerous men on the daily, especially with them possibly being on drugs




Thank you to @Limbo Pete for the intense and non-partisan line of questioning.

Thank you to my cabinet of extremely hard working, talented, intelligent human beings from all over the world spreading the good word about making the War Room Great Again. @Dr J @RhinoRush @Prime Ang @Deffid @Clippy

Thank you @Hans Gruber for keeping certain people in this election accountable for their actions through non-partisan "leaking"

And a special thank you to all the War Room citizens out there!

Palis/@Dr J 2016!

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@Palis/Dr J 2016
 
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