Sherdog POTWR: Round 4: The General Election

[Hans Gruber]

Hans deserves a damn medal for the amount who time digging for some of these things. You have actually leaked something about my own thread I didn't even know and it fit perfect for the narrative as well.

I did take the list from that very thread when I started making that list but actually thought akrain52 the TS made it. What's funny is I considered thanking him in the round 1 OP but thought that wouldn't be appropriate in the official op, especially when I expected him to be a candidate but he ended up not running.

Ultimately I'm speechless about how well that fits. It didn't become the final list (you may notice I knew more of the hard right posters who weren't included) and I did think it was akrains but damn. Just damn that's good. I am legit stunned at my own inadvertent scandal

The damage is done so all you can do is make amends now.


I have 2 simple demands:

Demand #1 - Fix the Makani vote. It is unjust what happened to his vote. It is a 2 vote swing when one is made in error. He reported that he meant to vote for Palis right away. No more games and hiding behind rules.

Demand #2 - Count the votes of long time War Room members Stoic, ShadowRun, and Prime Ang


*If you do none of the above then illegals must be counted as 3/5 of a vote.


Meet those 2 demands (that are very fair) and you will not hear another word about your voter suppression or the use of JDragon's List that you used as the Voter Log.

We both know that using a Voter Log that JDragon had a huge hand in making - is a bad look on you. Worse than that Lena AV that I gave you after you lost that bet to me.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

*If you do none of the above then illegals must be counted as 3/5 of a vote.

 

[Lethal]

Interesting. Haven't voted yet but I'm curious to see who has the popular vote.

 

[waiguoren]

You flat out used a voter list that JDragon helped create. Since you like people helping you make lists...I can make you out a list of different prisons to chose from for when you are held accountable.

LMFAO

Brilliant

You have won me over

 

[Dr J]

Interesting. Haven't voted yet but I'm curious to see who has the popular vote.

Edit: I read this as @Lead, which made the comment to be rather humorous.

Funny enough, @Lead mentioned that he's often confused with you.



@Palis/Dr J 2016

 

[Dr J]

LMFAO

Brilliant

You have won me over

The last 3 threads have been comedy gold mines.

 

[Dr J]

The damage is done so all you can do is make amends now.


I have 2 simple demands:

Demand #1 - Fix the Makani vote. It is unjust what happened to his vote. It is a 2 vote swing when one is made in error. He reported that he meant to vote for Palis right away. No more games and hiding behind rules.

Demand #2 - Count the votes of long time War Room members Stoic, ShadowRun, and Prime Ang


*If you do none of the above then illegals must be counted as 3/5 of a vote.


Meet those 2 demands (that are very fair) and you will not hear another word about your voter suppression or the use of JDragon's List that you used as the Voter Log.

We both know that using a Voter Log that JDragon had a huge hand in making - is a bad look on you. Worse than that Lena AV that I gave you after you lost that bet to me.

3/5 of a vote!

Brilliant!

 

[Hans Gruber]

Interesting. Haven't voted yet but I'm curious to see who has the popular vote.

Based on that AV you are a Palis voter for sure.

Nice.

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

I am still undecided.

I don't like how both candidates seem to agree that they should be above carding.

That kind of implies they are above the law. Like Kim Jong-Ill.

The rules of the War Room should be the basic constitution. I would think a POTWR who fairly gets carded should have to face an impeachment tril / vote of confidence.

I am willing to forgive that... but still don't know who to vote for.

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

The damage is done so all you can do is make amends now.


I have 2 simple demands:

Demand #1 - Fix the Makani vote. It is unjust what happened to his vote. It is a 2 vote swing when one is made in error. He reported that he meant to vote for Palis right away. No more games and hiding behind rules.

Demand #2 - Count the votes of long time War Room members Stoic, ShadowRun, and Prime Ang


*If you do none of the above then illegals must be counted as 3/5 of a vote.


Meet those 2 demands (that are very fair) and you will not hear another word about your voter suppression or the use of JDragon's List that you used as the Voter Log.

We both know that using a Voter Log that JDragon had a huge hand in making - is a bad look on you. Worse than that Lena AV that I gave you after you lost that bet to me.

If a person isn't competent enough to select his vote properly he doesn't deserve to have a vote.

I mean shit, if you drop your ballet in the box, you can't go crying to someone for a "do over".

 

[Lethal]

Edit: I read this as @Lead, which made the comment to be rather humorous.

Funny enough, @Lead mentioned that he's often confused with you.



@Palis/Dr J 2016

It happens all the time and it never stops being hilarious. I actually got tagged twice in v1 of this thread by someone trying to tag @Lead

Based on that AV you are a Palis voter for sure.

Nice.

@Palis has endorsed my av before, so you're probably right. Guess he's a Latina lover like I am

 

[Dr J]

I am still undecided.

I don't like how both candidates seem to agree that they should be above carding.

That kind of implies they are above the law. Like Kim Jong-Ill.

The rules of the War Room should be the basic constitution. I would think a POTWR who fairly gets carded should have to face an impeachment tril / vote of confidence.

I am willing to forgive that... but still don't know who to vote for.

The @Palis/Dr J campaign has promised to hold elections for the first WR Congress, with representatives from all time zones and continents. No longer will a WR President have unchecked powers.

Details of this plan still being ironed out, as the establishment is still hot on the campaign trail shilling for our opponent.

@Palis/Dr J 2016

 

[Dr J]

It happens all the time and it never stops being hilarious. I actually got tagged twice in v1 of this thread by someone trying to tag @Lead

Don't know how in the world I could have confused your avatars!



@Palis/Dr J 2016

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

The @Palis/Dr J campaign has promised to hold elections for the first WR Congress, with representatives from all time zones and continents. No longer will a WR President have unchecked powers.

Details of this plan still being ironed out, as the establishment is still hot on the campaign trail shilling for our opponent.

@Palis/Dr J 2016

Hmmmm. I think more info is necessary on this idea.

 

[Dr J]

Hmmmm. I think more info is necessary on this idea.

It will require further information gathering, as each WR citizen would have to further register their location. Tentative plans are for representatives from a Pacific, Mountain, Central, and Eastern time zones, as well and Europe and Asia.

We are looking to bring in some expert WR minds to help with specific details, which would be dependent on what our population map looks like--equal representation vs population based vs both. Function of said Congress is on the discussion table as well, though voting on impeachment seems an obvious function.

If you are interested in participating in the framing of our first WR Constitution, we would be happy to set up a meeting to discuss ideas.

@Palis/Dr J 2016

 

[IBeLurkin]

It will require further information gathering, as each WR citizen would have to further register their location. Tentative plans are for representatives from a Pacific, Mountain, Central, and Eastern time zones, as well and Europe and Asia.

We are looking to bring in some expert WR minds to help with specific details, which would be dependent on what our population map looks like--equal representation vs population based vs both. Function of said Congress is on the discussion table as well, though voting on impeachment seems an obvious function.

If you are interested in participating in the framing of our first WR Constitution, we would be happy to set up a meeting to discuss ideas.

@Palis/Dr J 2016

I know I'm not (since I'm new in this sub-forum, yet one of the few apparently who is actually engaged in real world politics) part of the Super VIP Special always-sticky-checking electorate, but...

Are we supposed to believe that representatives of your supposed Congress will be chosen on anything other than being your friends and/or posters who adhere to similar War Room beliefs as you? I would say similar to Palis, but you Dr Jay, are clearly the hustler and alpha of the campaign. I would have voted for you for sure if you actually ran. Palis ain't shit compared to you.

You've mentioned a Congress a few times...how would it be chosen?

 

[JDragon]

I am still undecided.

I don't like how both candidates seem to agree that they should be above carding.

That kind of implies they are above the law. Like Kim Jong-Ill.

The rules of the War Room should be the basic constitution. I would think a POTWR who fairly gets carded should have to face an impeachment tril / vote of confidence.

I am willing to forgive that... but still don't know who to vote for.

A POTWR who does not live up to expectations should face impeachment. But carding implies restricted forum usage abilities which is just practically not sensible.

Consider that Palis has promised to make his thread, besides a gazillion other things, a Pizzagate thread. Remember what happened to Hans. So Palis would make a Pizzagate thread, he gets carded and his thread dumped and he would then be impeached.

The more you think about it

 

[Limbo Pete]

The L. Pete Foundation Presidential Fitness Examination
________________________________________________________________________________________
@Palis, @JDragon

Well candidates, we have reached the end. Due to unforeseen events constraining time, we will be moving now to the final question.
We've spoken about policy, personality, and many other things during this campaign. But fitness isn't just an abstract measure of competency based on intellect or charisma.

Question 4: Being fit for office doesn't just mean internet savvy. As a subforum under the header of a Mixed Martial Arts website, we expect our President to be in peak physical condition. Therefore, it is imperative that we know this:

Spoiler

How often do you skip leg day? The candidates are encouraged to post pictures to prove how capable they are of physically dominating their opponent. List any other physical attributes you posses that make you a more physically fit candidate.

Palis, you will have first response here in order to allow JDragon to go last as per the coin flip agreement.

You will then each be granted an opportunity to make a closing statement; these should be sent to me via private message and I will post them simultaneously so as to allow neither candidate awareness of the other's remarks in advance of their own.

 

[Dr J]

I know I'm not (since I'm new in this sub-forum, yet one of the few apparently who is actually engaged in real world politics) part of the Super VIP Special always-sticky-checking electorate, but...

Are we supposed to believe that representatives of your supposed Congress will be chosen on anything other than being your friends and/or posters who adhere to similar War Room beliefs as you? I would say similar to Palis, but you Dr Jay, are clearly the hustler and alpha of the campaign. I would have voted for you for sure if you actually ran. Palis ain't shit compared to you.

You've mentioned a Congress a few times...how would it be chosen?

An election.

@Palis/Dr J 2016

 

[Unknown Pleasures]

Hmmm I think someone making me a custom sherdog belt would influence my voting patterns.