Sherdog POTWR: Round 2: The Debate

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

@ all :

I think it s pretty clear at this point that voting for @JDragon is the only real option.

Between the cool Sportsbar guy who doesn t give a shit about us....

......to the relativist cucks

.......to the candidates who couldn't tell you which sides they are on to save their lives......

........I endorse Jdragon for total commitment and credibility.

I like Jdragon, I respect him, but do we really need commitment or credibility?
I have a- there's gotta be a word for it. Let me check.
-Dingleberry, that could run against the whole field including me, win, and do as good a job as any of us.
Now, that wasn't just an excuse to bring up the hairy whatevers from my unlit places, but a valuable, um.

Huh. Lost, lost my train of thought there.

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

Don t drink the cool aid.

@JDragon is very critical of the Mad Cow.

Do your research.

If so my apologies. I now feel for him tbh. What a horrible feeling to be under that Overlord.

@JDragon, when I win the WR Presidency you are first in line for a foreigner position in my cabinet. Some type of dignitary position possibly of your choosing. We'll iron out the details in time.

Thank you

 

[Dr J]

@ all :

I think it s pretty clear at this point that voting for @JDragon is the only real option.

Between the cool Sportsbar guy who doesn t give a shit about us....

......to the relativist cucks

.......to the candidates who couldn't tell you which sides they are on to save their lives......

........I endorse Jdragon for total commitment and credibility.

He is totally credible--just not in a good way. The man has likened himself to a Soviet who murders minorities and says "fuck you" America first thing in the morning.

Spoiler: JDragon on the USA

Thanks to the damning information released by Hans Leaks @Hans Gruber , @JDragon has become the most transparent candidate. Good citizens of the War Room, is this really the kind of commitment and credibility you're looking for in your leader?

Say "no" to Make the WR Soviet Again, and vote @Palis/Dr J 2016

 

[Lead]

He is totally credible--just not in a good way. The man has likened himself to a Soviet who murders minorities and says "fuck you" America first thing in the morning.

Spoiler: JDragon on the USA

Thanks to the damning information released by Hans Leaks @Hans Gruber , @JDragon has become the most transparent candidate. Good citizens of the War Room, is this really the kind of commitment and credibility you're looking for in your leader?

Say "no" to Make the WR Soviet Again, and vote @Palis/Dr J 2016

To be fair, I do say Fuck Germany along with another string of countries, ex's, tv shows I watched the whole way through but got lazy and stale half way through, etc. Don't we all do this? It's the only way to have a proper morning cleanse.

 

[JDragon]

To be fair, I do say Fuck Germany along with another string of countries, ex's, tv shows I watched the whole way through but got lazy and stale half way through, etc. Don't we all do this? It's the only way to have a proper morning cleanse.

Especially when you wait hours for someone to call Florida.

 

[Dr J]

To be fair, I do say Fuck Germany along with another string of countries, ex's, tv shows I watched the whole way through but got lazy and stale half way through, etc. Don't we all do this? It's the only way to have a proper morning cleanse.

The only way to properly cleanse in the morning is waking up with one of these:

And having the missus climb aboard.


Say "no" to Drago and vote for the Balboa ticket.

@Palis/Dr J 2016

 

[Lead]

Especially when you wait hours for someone to call Florida.

Wouldn't it be Michigan or Wisconsin in this case. None of them would fucking do it. I remember Trump started walking out to give his speech and Blitzer cuts the audio and the stupid BREAKING NEWS thing comes up for the 1 millionth time and he says, "CNN IS NOW CALLING TRUMP AS THE WINNER". This whole thing is happening as Trump is approaching the podium to give a victory speech. Like, if you weren't going to do it until he got on stage, you may as well not do it at that point.

 

[Clippy]

Speaking of meaning it offensively, your mom says hi

So does your Dad

 

[panamaican]

Tl;dr

No offense.

don't worry about it...you wouldn't have understood it anyway.

Panamaican 2016 - I'm smarter than you, we both know it, we should both accept it! (trying out a new campaign slogan)

 

[panamaican]

I also didn't read

But I mean it offensively!

Of course you do. You naturally cover your devotion to ignorance by projecting negativity at your betters. You probably hate the foreman at your job and the parole officer who checks in on you.

Panamaican 2016 - I'm smarter than you, we both know it, we should both accept it!

 

[JDragon]

don't worry about it...you wouldn't have understood it anyway.

Panamaican 2016 - I'm smarter than you, we both know it, we should both accept it! (trying out a new campaign slogan)

I don't think this campaign style is going to work. @Palis already set the benchmark for insulting the electorate.

 

[panamaican]

I don't think this campaign style is going to work. @Palis already set the benchmark for insulting the electorate.

But I'm not insulting them. I'm informing them.

 

[Islam Imamate]

Panamaican 2016 - I'm smarter than you, we both know it, we should both accept it!

But I'm not insulting them. I'm informing them.

Now you're sounding more like JVS

 

[panamaican]

Now you're sounding more like JVS

I really am a candidate that has somethng for everyone.

 

[HomerThompson]

Of course you do. You naturally cover your devotion to ignorance by projecting negativity at your betters. You probably hate the foreman at your job and the parole officer who checks in on you.

Panamaican 2016 - I'm smarter than you, we both know it, we should both accept it!

*I know it, you know, and the American people know it.

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

I don't think this campaign style is going to work. @Palis already set the benchmark for insulting the electorate.

JDragon there is nothing wrong with showing exuberance and confidence. I'm sorry you may not feel like you can live up to the expectations or can bring the quality that I can but I promise if you join me, under my tutelage you will become a fine President someday. It's rare i reach out like this, I'll leave that up to you on how you want to handle it, but I see potential, don't throw it away.

 

[HomerThompson]

I really am a candidate that has somethng for everyone.

I heard that you were thinking about selling the Panama Canal to Jamaica. I don't think we can trust someone like that with the awesome responsibility of President of the war room.

Vote Thompson!

 

[Islam Imamate]

I really am a candidate that has somethng for everyone.

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[JDragon]

JDragon [...] you will become a fine President [...]

I accept your endorsement.

 

[panamaican]

I heard that you were thinking about selling the Panama Canal to Jamaica. I don't think we can trust someone like that with the awesome responsibility of President of the war room.

Vote Thompson!

You fear the awesome ability to negotiate multinational transactions?