Sherdog POTWR Round 1

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Lead said:
What industry are you in?
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Demolition, restoration, abatement, metal works, carpentry, security, and rescue recovery.

Forgot property management.
 
ehtheist said:
My fellow Sherdoggians,

Friedrich Nietzsche once wrote “He who fights with monsters should be careful to not become a monster. When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes back into you.” After well over a year here and many undocumented past lives, I feel I have stared long into this abyss and I have found my place here to become one of the great monsters among you. It is with a heavy heart that I dive headlong into the cesspool and now demand that it is time to accept me as your leader.

In my usual calm and reserved manner, I have observed the great virtual polis that is the War Room with a keen eye for the movements of social currents and I have come to the conclusion – there is a crisis in the War Room, and there is a need for a champion that will cull this pox from our midst. Ladies, gentlemen, and @Zer , the sickness that we must cure is the rampant divisiveness between us, and I am the woman to effect the final solution. Any keen student of history knows that there is only one way to solve divisiveness within a state – and that is to utterly obliterate the opposing sides.

I will not build a wall - I will dig a pit. The divided factions of Sherdog will be thrown into this pit and engage in virtual mortal combat until one side has completely obliterated all others. Once this self-perpetuating genocide has been completed, the War Room shall finally know peace, turning it into a boring circle jerk Peace Room like the Mayberry.

I am not asking – I am grabbing the War Room by the pussy (You know him as @Fawlty ) and taking what I want. Bow before me peons, and know the Manifest Destiny of Ehtheist’s vision for the War Room. Under my iron fist, we shall all finally know one vision, standing on the piled bodies of those we know to be the enemies among us. Voting is irrelevant – I am your leader. I leave you with the following thought on what is to come:

Carcasse, tu trembles? Tu tremblerais bien davantage, si tu savais, où je te mène.
Turenne


@Lead


PS - I nominate @dontsnitch and @IDL as alternative supreme overlords.
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I appreciate the nod, but as an INFJ I'm not meant to lead, nor do I want to.
 
TSO said:
I would run but as my brother and i expand our empire into yet another new company I have very little time to call people stupid.

I will vote for someone ridiculous though like @ripskater or @jgarner.
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The conspiracy theorist thinks I'm ridiculous. I think that fits the definition of irony.

I wouldn't want that job anyways. Not unless I'm getting paid. I don't work for free.
 
jgarner said:
The conspiracy theorist thinks I'm ridiculous. I think that fits the definition of irony.

I wouldn't want that job anyways. Not unless I'm getting paid. I don't work for free.
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I actually thought it would be ridiculous because how overly serious you are and i have never been a conspiracy theorists.
 
Can we nominate a poster to the Presidency???


I nominate @Arkain2K he got good lolitical threads like the Venezuala,Brasil and Durterte threads and they are fucking organized.
 
ShinkanPo said:
Can we nominate a poster to the Presidency???


I nominate @Arkain2K he got good lolitical threads like the Venezuala,Brasil and Durterte threads and they are fucking organized.
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I tried to nominate him, but I couldn't remember his exact name. @Arkain2K. He makes a tremendous (yuge) effort to make thorough threads.
 
Palis said:
Ladies in gentleman, thank you for attending the POTWR thread, created by the ingenious @Lead. Thank you @Prime Ang as well for personally nominating me. Thank as well for reading my speech.

Now listen up and listen good. As POTWR my first mandated action will be the release and unbanning of @HollywoodNicky . I will personally facilitate safe passage for Nicky and get him back to our great War Room. Is Nicky a loon? Sure. But i have a past with the guy as does most of you and I think we can all concede the fact that he was fun to laugh at. As someone who is not perfect, I understand his mistakes, I think he's done the time and I want the War Room to know that even though I'm Alpha as fuck, I am a family man and I am merciful.

Second order of business is helping repair relations within the WR. Now this is a huge, I mean YUGE project, but I will do it. First, I plan on focusing on the great divide within the DNC. The obsolete Hillary side has to understand that their ways are archiac and destructive. It's not that they're evil or dummies, they're just uneducated. They had a real chance for change and even maybe POTUS for their party, but decided to stick with crooked Hillary. So repairing the waning left is something very dear to me and I plan on doing it and I'll appoint a representative for the DNC who is worthy of helping their cause. Because, the DNC are people too and helping the little people is very dear to me. @Jack V Savage @Der Eisbar

As a continuation of helping repair relations I want to focus on our foreign War Room posters. It's wonderful that we have so many beautiful faces around the world here, shows the diversity and shows how far we have come as a War Room nation. Many foreigners wish that they were Merican. It's understandable, some of these people suffer from the radical Muslim onslaught immigration and those weird policies that force upon birthing out the original indigenous species for another. Some come from extremely corrupt countries that conditions their own people to accept it as normalcy. And it's sad, it's, yknow sad for them and I think what I can do is continue showing them the light that as America improves, the world improves. I think I can get a foreign poster in my cabinet that with my tutelage can spread the word that America is no longer about divisiveness, that we are in this together! @JDragon @Rod1 @seiger
@El anciano

My next order of business is the black vote. I really emphasize this and I can't emphasize this enough; America is here for you now. Let's put away the blame sticks, replace the R card for a Joker card and let's get into fixing real problems in the black community. A real look at the 20 innocent blacks shot every weekend in Chicago. Understanding that life isn't hopeless, life isn't about living off the Government, white people don't hate you and that together maybe we can fix the family situations, attentativeness to kids, Fathers that stay or at least support and I think a yuge one would be using that Government assistance on upgrading the school systems we have in place with better teachers and better facilities. A true no child left behind program. I am also a white boy who can dance, I've been with a few ebony goddesses and I just plain easily get along with the brothas. Do your War Room a service, unlike you did for Hillary and vote! @Possum Jenkins @Leroy Jenkins @Falsedawn @M3t4tr0n @berimBOWLoh

It's a exciting time in the War Room, It's a exciting time in the greatest country of all time, THE ONE TRUE GOAT, THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! We went from a inept leader of the free world to now having a fucking DO-ER! A earth shaker, a guy who is going to go to bat for you in the oval office and I plan to take this momentum and make it a movement here in the War Room, making the War Room great again, electrifying this motherfucker by stomping out the negative true deplorables that hate our country!

One last thing, I know Trump didn't release his Tax records, but I Palis, if elected President will do you one better. I will post a selfie of my model like face with chiseled, ripped body. I want to ensure that the homo community has my support as well and you will have Presidential fap material to prove this. @7437 @KONG-D'SNT-TAP @KILL KILL @Fawlty @Overpressure @dream

I, American hero, Palis of the SBBC, hereby announce my candidacy for President of the War Room! Thank you to the War Room and to my fellow Americans, baby Jebus bless.
@faustian @MikeEhrmantraut @HunterSdVa29 @Contra-dictator @RR @Revolver @Corona @MarkyMcFly @Sauce Castillo @therealdope @PolishHeadlock @RichardSwingslo @Graverobber @The One True
@kuromusha
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Hahahaha yesssss
 
dontsnitch said:
I tried to nominate him, but I couldn't remember his exact name. @Arkain2K. He makes a tremendous (yuge) effort to make thorough threads.
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According to him he has tons of Haters because their threads gets merge and they hate his Mega threads...


So I want to see him get modded too.



The Merge is comming!!!
 
M3t4tr0n said:
Don't worry I'm usually drunk enough for both of us.
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You trying to buy my vote!?! :)

Marijuana infused edibles are the keys to influencing my choice here

<{vega}>
 
This is actually pretty neat.
I'd say @Arkain2K like many people already have had they not already bowed out. They have demonstrated time and again the ability to create and maintain interesting, meaningful political threads. The complete antithesis of a shit poster.

@Lead
I am a regular lurker here. I don't post alot because I dislike posting without reading the sources and then the entire thread, and I can't keep up with the pace you maniacs set. Mostly I just throw likes around. @sodapopinski @dontsnitch @ehtheist might be able to vouch for me.

I look forward to seeing how this this plays out regardless.
 
Lead said:
By all, do you mean Hollywood Nicky? He is the only falsified vote allowed in the race out of respect.
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Hell with letting him vote I'm voting for him .













if he wins could he pardon / unban himself ?
 
Rex Kwon Do said:
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I will exterminate--I mean ban--the SJWs of Sherdog if you elect me. I have yuge hands. Leftists are cucks. Vote for me because if you don't you're a pussy.

@7437
@2DUM2TAP
@Adamant
@AgedFlatus
@Amerikuracana
@AnGrYcRoW
@Anung Un Rama
@Arkain2K
@Awesomesauce
@bad seed
@Bald1
@Banchan
@BAM
@Bat Dad
@BOWHUNTER
@Blackened
@BruceLeeOnTRT
@Bukowski82
@CableandThanos
@carlos cadona
@CEROVFC
@Charles Manson
@Cmart
@colby25
@Cubo de Sangre
@Concurrent GOAT
@Darkballs
@Denter
@DevilsLettuce
@Devout Pessimist
@Diamond Jim
@dittohead84
@dontsnitch
@DynamicLoosener
@ehtheist
@EL CORINTHIAN
@Falsedawn
@Farmer Br0wn
@Fawlty
@FinalFight
@Gandhi
@GearSolidMetal
@glennrod
@Goonerview
@Greoric
@Gutter Chris
@Hans Gruber
@Hans Gercmiov
@HereticBD
@Higus
@Hogey
@Hollywood Nicky
@HomerThompson
@IDL
@In The Name Of
@InvestigatorIL
@irish_thug
@ironwolf
@Jack V Savage
@JadeOwl
@J. Bernie Cunningham
@JDragon
@jgarner
@Joseph Budden
@JosephDredd
@JudoThrowFiasco
@Juventud
@K1levelgrappler
@Kafir-kun
@KBE6EKCTAH_CCP
@KILL KILL
@KONG-D'SNT-TAP
@KnightTemplar
@kpt018
@Lead
@Leroy Jenkins
@lfd0311
@LionExMachina
@Limbo Pete
@lecter
@LogicalInsanity
@LucasWithLidOff
@M3t4tr0n
@m52nickerson
@Madmick
@MASShole
@mcveteran81
@MicroBrew
@MusterX
@ncordless
@NelmarksGhost
@Nietzsche13
@nostradumbass
@ObsoleteSoul
@Octavian
@oldshadow
@Orgasmo
@Overpressure
@panamaican
@Peteyandjia
@PrinceOfPain
@Quipling
@reflector
@RespectableDenizen
@Rex Kwon Do
@RhinoRush
@RighteousWar
@ripskater
@Rod1
@Ruprecht
@sabretruth
@second sight
@shadow_priest_x
@ShinkanPo
@SidJustice
@silus_2000
@sloppypie
@SMEAC
@sodapopinski
@SouthoftheAndes
@Space
@spin_
@Strychnine
@Teen Wolf
@TeTe
@Thames
@The ScorpioN
@theBLADE1
@TheComebackKid
@The Diplomat
@The Higher Power
@TheStruggle
@Throttlehead
@Thunderflash500
@Thurisaz
@Tropodan
@TSO
@ucunc156
@Undying Poster
@UpaLoompa
@VivaRevolution
@Voodoo_Child906
@voxom
@waiguoren
@WorldofWarcraft
@Zankou
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Are you running ? If you are I might be voting for you.
 
JDragon said:
I will likely support a qualified candidate like @Quipling or @Arkain2K in the primaries. I will laugh at the insanely high amount of crazy or incompetent candidates of the right like @TheStruggle or oddball craziness from black neurosurgeons like @SouthoftheAndes. I will be shocked at the selection process and see my preferred candidates get kicked out in favor of the competent and experienced but boring @Jack V Savage, who will lead the polls but lose in a shocking upset to @ripskater.


It just all seems so familiar.
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I nominate you @JDragon

Why aren't you running ?
 
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