Sherdog POTWR Round 1

[Lead]

I member you
Added

 

[aitkenmike]

@Lead

Just because I am a JvS multi doesn't mean I shouldn't be entitled to vote. Please add me. I promise to lurk less and post more.

 

[Lead]

@Lead

Just because I am a JvS multi doesn't mean I shouldn't be entitled to vote. Please add me. I promise to lurk less and post more.

I thought you were already on the list. You are the biggest lurker I know on here.

 

[Tol]

@Lead I would also like to register to vote. Sign me up.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Guys, guys, guys, all these different promises are great and all but who has brought you the most important policy of all? Who gave you the most fundamental reason to cast your vote? I bring you the guarantee of the pussy grabď You will need twice as many hands for grabbing the amount of pussy there will be available for grabbing. The stank of the pussy will be unwashable from all fingers and hands for days maybe even weeks. I guarantee it!

People are clamoring for my jarred farts not your grubby pussy grabbing meat hooks.
I'm squatting over a four quart right now

 

[Denter]

When do we vote?

 

[in the]

@sodapopinski @Jack V Savage
Who was the guy who was similar in posting style, albeit not nearly as eccentric as N13, and was banned more recently (maybe 3 years ago)?
He had a very conspiracy vibe oriented style and was very verbose once he got going?

Gotti?

 

[in the]

It was probably lost in the purge. It was some intense stuff. N13 is a very unique poster, I actually liked him a lot.
I had no idea what they were talking about but they all did. It was kind of like reading a JVS vs. @Greoric debate on economics only about the Book of Enoch and prophecy.

Ah shit. I know who you're talking about and thought about him after the Spirit Cooking stuff, but can't remember his name now.

Edit - read through the thread and it was Gotti. There was another guy knee deep in Illuminati conspiracies back in the day, thought you were talking about him.

 

[M3t4tr0n]

Glad to be tagged on this!

I could NEVER be President of the WR. I'm nowhere near drunk enough, EVER.

Don't worry I'm usually drunk enough for both of us.

 

[in the]

Appreciate the mentions but if the position involves any work, I must bow out. I've spent way too much time on this website recently and I'm burned out. I'm not leaving completely but I won't be posting anywhere near as much (God help me...).

I don't even feel like checking my notifications, much less dealing with retarded posters.

 

[Lead]

@Lead I would also like to register to vote. Sign me up.

Borderline here but it looks like with the few posts you've made over the years, you made a percentage here

When do we vote?

Round 3 and 4. Likely in December

 

[Lead]

Appreciate the mentions but if the position involves any work, I must bow out. I've spent way too much time on this website recently and I'm burned out. I'm not leaving completely but I won't be posting anywhere near as much (God help me...).

I don't even feel like checking my notifications, much less dealing with retarded posters.

Darn. This is like Biden and Romney bowing out. I was expecting your hat thrown in with promises of bringing twitter to the front of the War Room. I guess you already do that though.

 

[Anung Un Rama]

Appreciate the mentions but if the position involves any work, I must bow out. I've spent way too much time on this website recently and I'm burned out. I'm not leaving completely but I won't be posting anywhere near as much (God help me...).

I don't even feel like checking my notifications, much less dealing with retarded posters.

Very Ceasar-esque of you to refuse a crown thrice offered thee.

 

[ehtheist]

My fellow Sherdoggians,

Friedrich Nietzsche once wrote “He who fights with monsters should be careful to not become a monster. When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes back into you.” After well over a year here and many undocumented past lives, I feel I have stared long into this abyss and I have found my place here to become one of the great monsters among you. It is with a heavy heart that I dive headlong into the cesspool and now demand that it is time to accept me as your leader.

In my usual calm and reserved manner, I have observed the great virtual polis that is the War Room with a keen eye for the movements of social currents and I have come to the conclusion – there is a crisis in the War Room, and there is a need for a champion that will cull this pox from our midst. Ladies, gentlemen, and @Zer , the sickness that we must cure is the rampant divisiveness between us, and I am the woman to effect the final solution. Any keen student of history knows that there is only one way to solve divisiveness within a state – and that is to utterly obliterate the opposing sides.

I will not build a wall - I will dig a pit. The divided factions of Sherdog will be thrown into this pit and engage in virtual mortal combat until one side has completely obliterated all others. Once this self-perpetuating genocide has been completed, the War Room shall finally know peace, turning it into a boring circle jerk Peace Room like the Mayberry.

I am not asking – I am grabbing the War Room by the pussy (You know him as @Fawlty ) and taking what I want. Bow before me peons, and know the Manifest Destiny of Ehtheist’s vision for the War Room. Under my iron fist, we shall all finally know one vision, standing on the piled bodies of those we know to be the enemies among us. Voting is irrelevant – I am your leader. I leave you with the following thought on what is to come:

Carcasse, tu trembles? Tu tremblerais bien davantage, si tu savais, où je te mène.
Turenne


@Lead

PS - I nominate @dontsnitch and @IDL as alternative supreme overlords.

 

[in the]

Darn. This is like Biden and Romney bowing out. I was expecting your hat thrown in with promises of bringing twitter to the front of the War Room. I guess you already do that though.

I might throw my hat back in just for the lulz if even three of the dozen+ posters who followed me around threads shit talking (one even in this thread taking pot shots) owns up to the fact that they've been living in bubble worlds for months.

Given that they have had every opportunity to do so and have yet to do it, I don't see it happening.

I have just one message for you guys.

 

[TSO]

I would run but as my brother and i expand our empire into yet another new company I have very little time to call people stupid.

I will vote for someone ridiculous though like @ripskater or @jgarner.

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

@ripskater for president . ..

Only he can deal with the nephilim .

Rip2016.


Fuck everyone else...and if you're down with them fuck you too

 

[Lead]

My fellow Sherdoggians,

Friedrich Nietzsche once wrote “He who fights with monsters should be careful to not become a monster. When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes back into you.” After well over a year here and many undocumented past lives, I feel I have stared long into this abyss and I have found my place here to become one of the great monsters among you. It is with a heavy heart that I dive headlong into the cesspool and now demand that it is time to accept me as your leader.

In my usual calm and reserved manner, I have observed the great virtual polis that is the War Room with a keen eye for the movements of social currents and I have come to the conclusion – there is a crisis in the War Room, and there is a need for a champion that will cull this pox from our midst. Ladies, gentlemen, and @Zer , the sickness that we must cure is the rampant divisiveness between us, and I am the woman to effect the final solution. Any keen student of history knows that there is only one way to solve divisiveness within a state – and that is to utterly obliterate the opposing sides.

I will not build a wall - I will dig a pit. The divided factions of Sherdog will be thrown into this pit and engage in virtual mortal combat until one side has completely obliterated all others. Once this self-perpetuating genocide has been completed, the War Room shall finally know peace, turning it into a boring circle jerk Peace Room like the Mayberry.

I am not asking – I am grabbing the War Room by the pussy (You know him as @Fawlty ) and taking what I want. Bow before me peons, and know the Manifest Destiny of Ehtheist’s vision for the War Room. Under my iron fist, we shall all finally know one vision, standing on the piled bodies of those we know to be the enemies among us. Voting is irrelevant – I am your leader. I leave you with the following thought on what is to come:

Carcasse, tu trembles? Tu tremblerais bien davantage, si tu savais, où je te mène.
Turenne


@Lead


PS - I nominate @dontsnitch and @IDL as alternative supreme overlords.

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[Lead]

I would run but as my brother and i expand our empire into yet another new company I have very little time to call people stupid.

I will vote for someone ridiculous though like @ripskater or @jgarner.

What industry are you in?

 

[Lead]

@ripskater for president . ..

Only he can deal with the nephilim .

Rip2016.


Fuck everyone else...and if you're down with them fuck you too

Rip could court that evangelical vote quite well.