Sherdog cliches

Obsession with Joe Rogan being 5 feet 2
Grapplers are boring, but never watching KB or MT
Close fights being labelled as robberies
Close fights being labelled as dominations
Thinking that not watching the fights but spending time on a UFC forum is something to brag about
The weight bully concept
Shitting on UFC commentators when they are better than those on Fight Pass Leagues, Road to UFC, DWCS
Obsessions over Brandon Schaub, Strickland, Nina Girl, Helwani (not Schmo anymore)

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Rickson by armbar
UberTS is GOAT
Joe Rogan is short
How many fights does *fighter who just won* have to win to be the GOAT
*Great fighter who just lost* was never that good
 
" #PowerSlap is soooo dangerous 3 clean strikes to the face like omg like at least in MMA they can try to dodge the 50+ head strikes that land each fight #ItsAnOpportunity 🤮 anyway bestie lets go get some Starbies I'm parched 🥰🍵🏳️‍🌈"

lmk if yuh need more good thread overall king 🫵🏿👑
 
Rankings don't matter
 
I guess constant need to side with "winners" would be one.

Sheep be sheeping.
 
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