Sex with Robots

People tend to underestimate the amount of time it takes to progress. In 1950 people thought we'd be driving flying cars by now.

It will be a good way for a teenager to lose his virginity, no need to feel nervous at all.

More like it'll give rise to a generation of social retards who don't know how to approach real women.
 
I'll wait a bit to make sure the early models don't have technical issues like ripping your dick off.
 
More like it'll give rise to a generation of social retards who don't know how to approach real women.

That's already happened. Social media has completely defanged male game. I go out in bars, and watch young kids in their 20's fumble around- just sad. Sure there are a few gamers out there, and those guys do better because of social media, but the vast majority are just complete choads with social skills.

It's been going on a while now. I am 46 now. I did not meet my future wife until I was 34. We just celebrated our 10 year anniversary this weekend. At 34 I was still in OK shape, but far from shredded or jacked. I have only slightly above average looks and moderately above average game for a Gen Xer. Which of course is about 8 orders of magnitude better than a millennial. In 2005 I was able to step all over men 10 years younger than me in all manner of social settings. My 36 year old lovely bride is proof of that. And it's gotten incrementally worse since then.

Fucking Urkel would be the apex predator in today's high schools.

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Depends on ones definition of robot, some people have a human body but think like robots non improving, set standards, no evolution, while robots might evolve and grow in some instances and always counter incorrect processes while we humans continue to fall for the same tricks over and over. We better get serious or we will be the robots mentally enslaved. :icon_lol:
 
By the way, we should probably make sure they invent female sex robot models before they invent male ones with 15 inch hydraulic penises that have multi directional thrust capabilities and 'selective interval ejaculation periods'. It would be most unfortunate if there were any kind of time interval between the invention of that device and the female models. If the Daniel Craig model comes out before the Jessica Alba model, I am probably fucked. Or 'not fucked' as it were.

On a side note, it will be most enjoyable to discuss the 'Robot Marriage Debate' on Sherdog. I fully expect many on here to be OK with male-female robot unions. But Ripskater will be here to remind us the a male marrying a male robot is an abomination.

By the way, what happens when robots want to marry other robots instead of humans?
 
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By the way, we should probably make sure they invent female robots before they invent males one with 15 inch hydraulic penises that have multi directional thrust capabilities and 'selective interval ejaculation periods'. It would be most unfortunate if there were any kind of time interval between the invention of that device and the female models.

On a side note, it will be most enjoyable to discuss the 'Robot Marriage Debate' on Sherdog. I fully expect many on here to be OK with male-female robot unions. But Ripskater will be here to remind us the a male marrying a male robot is an abomination.

By the way, what happens when robots want to marry other robots instead of humans?

Well, since I am a bigot, I believe that robots should remain celibate;)
 
Well, since I am a bigot, I believe that robots should remain celibate;)

Out of curiosity, where would you draw the line with robot assisted sex play within the sanctity of a marriage.

If a married man and a woman wanted to use sex robots to spice up their own antics, would you you consider that permissible. I mean that's only a couple steps removed from an electric dildo. And if so, would it matter if the robot they used to liven up their sex life was a male model. Because it's OK if it's in a 3 way.

 
More like it'll give rise to a generation of social retards who don't know how to approach real women.

Approach them for what?


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By the way, we should probably make sure they invent female sex robot models before they invent male ones with 15 inch hydraulic penises that have multi directional thrust capabilities and 'selective interval ejaculation periods'. It would be most unfortunate if there were any kind of time interval between the invention of that device and the female models. If the Daniel Craig model comes out before the Jessica Alba model, I am probably fucked. Or 'not fucked' as it were.

This post sort of flies in the face of your "I got game" post. Personally I'd be more concerned with robots designed to lavish women with gifts than the hydraulic penis models. But I've never seen who you date. :)
 
Out of curiosity, where would you draw the line with robot assisted sex play within the sanctity of a marriage.

If a married man and a woman wanted to use sex robots to spice up their own antics, would you you consider that permissible. I mean that's only a couple steps removed from an electric dildo. And if so, would it matter if the robot they used to liven up their sex life was a male model. Because it's OK if it's in a 3 way.



No, I am against that.
 
This post sort of flies in the face of your "I got game" post. Personally I'd be more concerned with robots designed to lavish women with gifts than the hydraulic penis models. But I've never seen who you date. :)

I can lavish my wife with gifts. But sadly I do not have a 15 inch penis, nor can I refrain from ejaculating for more than 20 minutes or so once I get a thrusting. And that's if I'm in a giving mood.

I said I had moderately above average game for a Gen Xer. But I'm 46 now and getting a little out of shape. I am not sure I would be able to compete with a Daniel Craig model with a 15 inch penis that can fuck for 2 hours and be willing to talk and cuddle afterwards.
 
No, I am against that.

Which part? The male robot part? The female robot part, or just the whole robot thing in general?

What about a fella just using a battery operated dildo to enhance her pleasure? Or hell, even some well chosen fruits, vegetables, or non-electric kitchen appliances?
 
I can lavish my wife with gifts. But sadly I do not have a 15 inch penis, nor can I refrain from ejaculating for more than 20 minutes or so once I get a thrusting. And that's if I'm in a giving mood.

I said I had moderately above average game for a Gen Xer. But I'm 46 now and getting a little out of shape. I am not sure I would be able to compete with a Daniel Craig model with a 15 inch penis that can fuck for 2 hours and be willing to talk and cuddle afterwards.

Awww man, way too serious of a reply on your part. :icon_twis


But if you want to talk about what women want I'm down. I don't believe women will want to substitute out real vs. fake as much as men and when they do I don't believe they have a "go big or go home" attitude towards penis substitutes. Reliable numbers on sex toy sales by size would be beneficial. :icon_lol:
 
Awww man, way too serious of a reply on your part. :icon_twis


But if you want to talk about what women want I'm down. I don't believe women will want to substitute out real vs. fake as much as men and when they do I don't believe they have a "go big or go home" attitude towards penis substitutes. Reliable numbers on sex toy sales by size would be beneficial. :icon_lol:

You thought that was serious?????????????????? I am using the '15 inch penis' as a metaphor for larger. I'm sure there is probably a point of diminishing returns for women as far as size goes, but I would not want to speculate what that is.

Mainly I just find it hilarious that men so frequently look at things from their own perspective. Here everyone is eagerly awaiting the arrival of female sex robots without giving a second thought to the fact that male ones will be around also.

I think you might be a little off though about the potential popularity of male sex robots. For hundreds of years, men used to regularly send their wives to have their 'hysteria' treated by a doctor, And many single women went of their own volition to have their 'hysteria' treated. The way the doctor treated the womans hysteria was to manually stimulate her clitoris until she climaxed.:icon_chee

Of course by the mid 19th century, pretty much everyone understood that this was an orgasm. And once they realized that, it changed............absolutely nothing!!! Women still went in droves and men still sent their wives. It was not until the 1920's, when the worlds first male sex robots (vibrators) which had been around a few decades by this point and were being sold in Sears, started appearing in early pornos, that doctors stopped routinely performing the procedure. Though some kept handling their most preferred clients for many years.
 
You thought that was serious?????????????????? I am using the '15 inch penis' as a metaphor for larger. I'm sure there is probably a point of diminishing returns for women as far as size goes, but I would not want to speculate what that is.

Mainly I just find it hilarious that men so frequently look at things from their own perspective.


Yeah. Penis size. Thinking that will dominate the female market sounds to me like a male perspective.

Here everyone is eagerly awaiting the arrival of female sex robots without giving a second thought to the fact that male ones will be around also.

I'm here Huckleberry.

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I think you might be a little off though about the potential popularity of male sex robots. For hundreds of years, men used to regularly send their wives to have their 'hysteria' treated by a doctor, And many single women went of their own volition to have their 'hysteria' treated. The way the doctor treated the womans hysteria was to manually stimulate her clitoris until she climaxed.:icon_chee

I don't disagree there would be changes in behavior with the advancement of technology and shifting mores. I do doubt this practice was widespread :)icon_twis). Sounds like an upper class problem at most. And the knowledge base for men as a gender has increased since then. Substantially. I doubt shame levels have remained constant.


Of course by the mid 19th century, pretty much everyone understood that this was an orgasm. And once they realized that, it changed............absolutely nothing!!! Women still went in droves and men still sent their wives. It was not until the 1920's, when the worlds first male sex robots (vibrators) which had been around a few decades by this point and were being sold in Sears, started appearing in early pornos, that doctors stopped routinely performing the procedure. Though some kept handling their most preferred clients for many years.

I just read an article about how women search for porn involving rough sex more than men. Is that relevant to your post? I hope so.
 
If there are female sex robots i'd be fine with there being male sex robots and humans just fucking robots for pleasure until we're all dead. Honestly the robots could avoid judgment day style wars this way. Just seduce us and keep us from breeding, then take over.

I would happily help put the human race out of its misery in exchange for the robot from Ex Machina. I love that robot.
 
If the Daniel Craig model comes out first Toyota will slow play there Jessica Alba release for decades.

Jessica Alba 1.0.

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And you'd have to be a very sick man to want to fuck that.

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More like it'll give rise to a generation of social retards who don't know how to approach real women.
The road goes both ways. You think any woman will want a paunchy twerp stuttering at her when she is banging the latest model roboStud?

In fact, I think these will be a bigger hit with ladies than men. When you consider vibrator sales are probably exponentially higher than fleshlight/sexdoll sales, a male sexbot will be in every woman's closet when theyre available.
 
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