Sex with Robots

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  1. squeezewax

    squeezewax Black Belt

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    I'm 56 and i can't wait 50yrs!

    I think most men would at least try shagging a sex robot, don't you think?
    Like the article says, i think there will be many guys who'll fall in love with their robots too. It will be a good way for a teenager to lose his virginity, no need to feel nervous at all.
    Maybe some women will turn a blind eye to their husband having an 'affair' with their robot, preferring it to a real flesh and blood mistress?

    If they end up looking like these 'hubots' in 'real humans' then i'm in!
    http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/33/4b/8b/334b8b76d425824ec69339641fb5c2ce.jpg

    http://www.lepoint.fr/images/2014/05/08/josephine-alhanko-2623728-jpg_2261283.JPG

    http://www.missosology.info/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=224809

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/sex-robots-the-norm-50-6190575
     
  2. ripskater

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    No thanks. I like my wife.
     
  3. IDL

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    I think it's inevitable. No telling what kind of sociological impact it will have on human relations though.
     
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    Sycho Sid Master of the world and the universe

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    I don't want folks thinking I am some kind of robosexual.
     
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  6. Medusas Weave

    Medusas Weave Blue Belt

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    So do you consider sexing a fleshlight as losing your virginity too? You are over 50 years old and this is how much you have grown and learned in this time.


    You have my sympathies.
     
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    It's good to have options. Makes me wonder if robot sheep are good for something besides buggery.
     
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    Jack V Savage Secretary of Keepin' It Real/Nicest Guy on Sherdog

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    It will likely happen within 20 to 25 years they are a lot closer then people realize. The problem is they will also achieve conciseness right around the same time. Major breakthroughs in energy storage, hive computing and new types of memristors "non erasable intelligent memory" , as well as laser computing pose to create systems that process data at the multiexaflop range.

    These electronic brains as well as removing motors and replacing it with Graphene tissue that is a 1,000 times lighter and up to million times stronger then human muscle tissue. Specially wound graphene when electric charge is applied can lift hundreds of times its weight with ease. They can already see a time where you can have 100's of these graphene muscle to control facial muscles never-mind just being used for locomotion.

    These robots will be far lighter and 10 to a hundred times stronger "conservative numbers" then the strongest largest humans. Top this off with human tissue that can grow on carbon/graphene substrate on top of fatty human tissue. The chances also rise for robotic/human hybrid that has a human neurological system the possibilities are frightening. The UN is already tackling the topic of combat robots being used on the battlefields.
     
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    Jack Handy jr Silver Belt

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    That should be good news for them maintaining neck and jaw stamina.
     
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    And I don't even own a dishwasher so she would be safe.

    also, plot hole: he has a robot woman. why does he have an automatic dishwasher???
     
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    Good, about time we replace the crappy human race with something superior.
     
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    I expected your location to be Japan
     
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    I dont think I would be down if it was just trying to imitate a human but not doing a good job. But if it was a sex bot with glowing neon eyes or some other roboty gimmick like that I would bang a robot for sure. They could never replace a wife though because they cant produce offspring no matter what technology you put in them.
     
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    Maybe she has a short battery life and it's expensive to replace it.
     
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    ShinkanPo Coronalicious!

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    Is this is in Japan???
     
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    cooks1 No matter where you go-there you are

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    Sex with them in 50 years, and in 51 years they will have sex Robots that constantly bust your balls and emasculate you, and somehow those will end up being the best sellers. Men are such idiots.:rolleyes:
     
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    I will not be complaining even as an old man if they looked like this! :)

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    On topic before that time we could see humans live pass 200 years and this research could happen in 5 to 10 years. Major breakthroughs in genetics research could lead to making programmable DNA that could give someone the ability to reverse the aging process. Crazy times we are living in and things will pick up over the next 10 years.
     

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