Just to make sure that
Rimbaud isn't always the only one reviewing movies that he's been watching in here, I've stolen some time these first couple of weeks of the new teaching term to catch-up on some new movies (mainly to avoid having to always say no to students who ask if I've seen this or that new movie). My mandate was all first-time viewings. No rewatches. And the scope was Best Picture nominees (plus a few movies that my students always bring up or write papers on as well as shit that has caught my eye and seemed interesting) since 2015. So, to date, I've watched:
Room: This one sucked. I always get annoyed when movies like this come out that are basically just
Law & Order episodes done poorly by people who haven't been mastering this formula for 22 episodes a year for 20 years straight, and this just felt like a worse version of an SVU episode minus Christopher Meloni and Mariska Hargitay. And while I haven't seen any of the other Best Actress nominee performances from 2015, I'd be shocked if Brie Larson's performance in
Room was really the best one. Again, I've seen countless random TV players do it better. Maybe it's because movies are so special to me, but if in film-form you're not even doing it as well as (forget about doing it better than) TV then what the fuck are you even doing? That was basically my response to
Room.
Moonlight: This one didn't suck, but it was very disappointing. The main problem was the script. It was disjointed and all over the place and in a way that cannibalized the emotional impact of what the main character was experiencing. It almost felt gimmicky; it certainly wasn't organic and it certainly didn't help the story. Mahershala Ali was the best part but it felt like he was only there for like 15 minutes plus nothing in his interactions with the main character seemed to be particularly important or profound to where he leaves such a lasting impact. It just wasn't a very good script. I "got" it, but I wish it would've been done better.
Call Me by Your Name: This one sucked. Funny enough, I just watched
Homeland for the first time - fucking outstanding series, by the way - so I'd just watched a handful of episodes with Timothée Chalamet. But I didn't care for him as the lead here. Armie Hammer was the clear standout and he gave a pretty strong performance, but the film itself didn't really have much going for it beyond the "progressive" plot that gets applause but absent quality IMO. But I did also get a kick out of seeing Michael Stuhlbarg (who I love in
Steve Jobs) and Amira Casar (who I love in
Anatomy of Hell) as the parents. Sort of a worlds colliding thing.
Lady Bird: Speaking of Timothée Chalamet, I also saw him in
Lady Bird, which I liked but didn't love. The resolution was weak and that really hurt the film, but it was strong in short bursts and it was always at its best when it was mother versus daughter. I didn't care as much for the school drama. The home drama was far more compelling, especially when the father was integrated. (And the father was played by Tracy Letts, the hilarious OTB guy who works at the place Elaine uses for her "standard fake" phone number in
Seinfeld who I'm loving see show up in such high-profile stuff as this,
Homeland, and
The Post and fucking crush it.) But the standout here is obviously Laurie Metcalf. She ignites all the dramatic fire and she really brings in all of the emotion. Pretty uneven but a solid effort.
The Post: Spielberg should just hang it up. This movie was garbage and Meryl Streep is so overrated that Tom Hanks - who's also quite overrated - blew her off the fucking screen to the point where it was honestly distracting how bad she was. Just 10 seconds of Bradley Whitford crushing it outshined her entire role. And then fuck me did Spielberg take a giant shit on what should've been a winning formula. From
All the President's Men to
The Pelican Brief to
State of Play, the journalists-chasing-a-controversial-story thing is practically a sure thing, yet Spielberg made this one so lame and dry and boring that I'd rather watch
The Mean Season a thousand times in a row (not trying to shit on it, it just shouldn't even be in the conversation if we're talking about Spielberg taking a crack at the formula) than ever watch this a second time.
Baby Driver: I've had so many students who love this movie and have read several papers about it. I didn't love it, but it was good enough. The main thing that pissed me off was that for a movie that's so music-oriented the soundtrack was fucking awful. It felt like the director didn't want to have to spend too much money on good shit so they just played random shit that they could afford. I also thought that Jamie Foxx was bad casting, Kevin Spacey was phoning it in, and I wasn't crazy about Ansel Elgort. But Jon Hamm did a great job and Lily James was cute as hell. And a few of the car chase scenes were decent. Overall, it didn't seem like anything special to me but it was good enough for what it was.
Green Book: Of the "critically acclaimed" shit that I've been watching, this is hands down the best of the bunch. Not a masterpiece by any stretch of the imagination, but I thoroughly enjoyed myself from beginning to end (minus whenever the supremely untalented Sebastian Maniscalco took up screen time). Viggo crushed it and Ali most certainly deserved his Best Supporting Actor Oscar for IMO the best performance in the film. I
don't think that it should've won Best Picture, though. For as much as I love seeing Spike Lee upset, since he can be such an insufferable tool so often, I do think that while
Green Book has the obviously more optimistic and positive, glass half full take on race (i.e. at our core we're all people and we can all get along),
BlacKkKlansman was the superior film and was the best of all the nominees. I can throw Spike that bone
Vice: Of the "critically acclaimed" shit that I've been watching, this is hands down the worst of the bunch. I couldn't even watch the whole thing. Peter Farrelly doing
Green Book was a stretch, and in terms of the direction it was clear that he didn't have much to offer, but he still provided a solid, meat-and-potatoes film. Adam McKay, by contrast, should really stay in his lane.
The Big Short sucked (I don't remember but I wouldn't be surprised if I failed to make it through that one, too) and
Vice was even worse. Aside from Christian Bale going all Christian Bale, this movie had nothing to offer.
Marriage Story: This was a big and bloated meh. Not crazy about the script, not crazy about the performances, not crazy about the direction. It wasn't
bad, it just wasn't anything special.
1917: Talk about a gimmick. Aside from the one take thing, this movie was entirely unremarkable. None of the actors were compelling, the story was basically
Saving Private Ryan just worse, and the gimmick actually hurt the film. Watching them walk out of the trenches for 10 minutes nearly had me tapping out before the film proper even began. Something like
Paths of Glory shows you how long takes can be great when used sparingly, and someone like Béla Tarr shows you how long takes can be used to tell whole stories, but more often than not - and literally always in an action-oriented genre like war - slowing things down and dragging things out makes things duller and less intense.
1917 is a case in point.
Knives Out: I wanted this one to be better than it was. It felt like a worse version of
Greedy done in Agatha Christie-light style. The biggest problems were the two leads. Daniel Craig was fucking HORRIBLE casting and his performance was terrible, while the girl had zero charisma and did nothing with the role. They needed someone like Melissa Villaseñor, someone who could play sweet and vulnerable but who also had comedic talent (or hell,
any talent). But Jamie Lee Curtis was great, Don Johnson was great, and Michael Shannon was great. It was fun seeing all of them mixing it up together. And the plot was pretty clever, though I also didn't like the Chris Evans casting and the heel turn was super lame. Again, I don't really get the love, but it was enjoyable enough.
Promising Young Woman: This movie could've/should've been better than it was. The last 20-30 minutes are excellent, great writing and very clever. But everything before that feels like just killing time until the end. The tone is all over the place and there's never a clear sense of WTF the movie is: Is it a romcom, is it a drama, is it a crime movie, is it a dark thriller, is it a black comedy...? But Bo Burnham is charming enough to carry the movie along while it's killing time, the ending is very strong, and the funniest person in the movie is my boy Schmidt from
New Girl who shows up at the end. Not the best, but a solid movie.
Nomadland: Pure fucking garbage. No clue why anyone gave a shit about this movie, much less why the Academy dumped so many awards on it.
Gunpowder Milkshake: What a piece of shit. I want us to progress beyond just clapping because a movie is about homosexuality or has all women and all the other PC shit that is supposed to distract from the fact that the movies themselves suck nuts. I absolutely adore BOTH Lena Headey and Michelle Yeoh and lost my shit when I heard that they were going to be in an action movie together. But wow, what a disappointing vehicle for them. Headey did a lot with her character, she was very compelling, but the plot was so bad and the action was some of the worst that I've ever seen, to the point where the bowling alley fight scene is if not the worst fight scene ever filmed then certainly one of them and certainly the worst fight scene that I've seen in recent memory. Added to which, they did it all stylized and goofy like
Smokin' Aces,
Wanted,
Polar, etc., except it fell completely flat to where nothing that was supposed to be funny actually was funny, nothing that was supposed to be cool actually was cool...it was just bad.
Boss Level: To save the best for last,
Boss Level is a movie that you should all stop what you're doing to watch immediately. I mean right fucking now. How I wish all action movies were this original, innovative, exciting, funny, and insightful. An action movie that's as funny as it is exciting and with something to say. Such a clever premise and executed stupendously by Joe Carnahan. And what a coming out party for Frank Grillo. I want to see this dude in everything now. Forget about the absurd physique for a 56-year-old man, he's the first action star to come along with legit Bruce Willis energy since Bruce Willis debuted in
Die Hard. He's funny as shit and he's a fantastic bad ass. I'm literally watching everything that comes out from now on with him in the lead. I can't say enough good things about this movie, so I'm going to stop and just tell you to watch it ASAP.
Damn that impressive huh. Still haven't seen either of them.
I genuinely do consider them that impressive. Plot and acting aside, they're legit technical achievements in terms of cinematography, editing, and sound. Krasinski is a beast of a filmmaker. Who knew?
This is one that I've tried to fall in love with but never have. It's always been a bit flat, kind of like
Blow Out but on fumes, lacking any real energy or emotionality. If you've seen
Blow Out, how do you compare the two? Because personally, I'd take
Blow Out every day of the week.