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Seriously, as a huge martial arts movie fan and a huge Bas Rutten fan, The Eliminator is one of the most disappointing movies I've ever seen. I get that we're dealing with a B-movie (if not a C- or D-movie), but no matter how shitty the rest of a martial arts movie is, if the fight scenes suck, you've got a disaster on your hands. And the craziest thing about The Eliminator when you consider you've got Bas as the star and you've got him fighting fellow legend and longtime friend and training partner Marco Ruas is just how bad the fight scenes are. Even Mirko's movie Ultimate Force - not exactly busting down the Academy doors - at least has some cool fight scenes, and that's because Mirko was smart enough to know that anybody who's going to be watching that movie is going to want to see Mirko do his Mirko shit, throwing LHK's and fucking people up. Bas is one of the ultimate MMA legends but it was like he was trying to do a straight, run-of-the-mill martial arts movie without any creativity or originality. If I didn't know him beforehand, I would've never guessed he was a legit martial artist or as innovative and dynamic a fighter as he was.

Now, don't get me wrong, The Eliminator is NOWHERE NEAR as bad as Randy's piece of shit Hijacked, but it was disappointing nonetheless. And certainly not superior to Champions :mad:



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The Eliminator is a 'so bad its good' classic. The fight scenes only added to that for me.
 
Going to go ahead and just say this

Man I wish I had Bulltt's gif-collection right about now so I could give an appropriate response!:D

your enthusiasm to see everything

Thank you. Yeah I'm kind of going through a renaissance where my fascination of film is broadening considerably. I think I've basically evolved from just being intrested in the specific content of films to being intrested in film itself, that is to say, filmmaking as a craft. Even films that I "dislike" I enjoy seeing -- just to see how they've done it. For example, I used to be thoroughly disintrested in Prohibition-Era movies, but now I'll watch them just like any other genre.

I started out being very intrested in B-movies. Specifically cash-ins. I think I've seen almost every Conan The Barbarian rip-off and cash-in that's ever been made, excluding a few foregin ones that I cannot find a dub/subtext for.:rolleyes:

That said, in my write-ups I only really write about the famous or otherwise noteworthy films I've seen. For example, currently I'm sniffing about the B-movie, poverty-row products of the 30's and early 40's. And honestly, of all the genres out there, this has to be the hardest one to get into.:p The only real hidden gem I've found -- and to use the phrase "hidden gem" here is being extremely generous -- is Invisible Ghost with Bela Lugosi.

and the playfulness with which you handle your own (rare) cynicism

I have a (rare) sense of cynicism? I've been called a cynic before but not a cynic with a rare sense of cynicism. That's rather cool (I think?). Neither have I been singled out as having a sense of playfulness about my cynicism. So... umm... Thanks, bro.;)

is the way I wish I was about movies. You're just that way by default.

Don't sweat it, I wished I had your analytical clout and introspectiveness (and your hair as well:p)

There are worse things that the universe could've conspired to make you watch.

Oh the universe has conspired to make me watch that movie more than a few times.;) It's apparently became the "I haven't seen this! Let's put it on!" film among the realm of my acquaintances for about a year now.

I've never loved that one. It's decent, but literally every other big Brando movie from that period (Julius Caesar, The Wild One, On the Waterfront) is better IMO.

Never seen The Wild One. Caesar I would rank just a notch below Streetcar. Brando's performance in that movie is really interesting since much of his dialogue got cut -- yet he still dominates every scene that he's in just by force of presence. It's rather similar to Streetcar in a way, in that his body-language is so domineering that it does half the acting for him.

Actually. there is a slew of eye-catching performances in that movie. Louis Calhern whom played Ceasar gave an oddly humanistic rendition for such a larger-than-life figure. And James Mason is all "Gimme a Gawdamn Oscar bitches!" in his very James Masony kind of way (dat voice and accent). I night have to rewatch that one, actually. Feels like one of those films that could catapulte itself with a second viewing.

On the Waterfront was recently released on Netflix Nordic. So I've been meaning to rewatch it. But yeah I'd rank it above Streetcar.

Such an amazing movie, and Tracy rules. I actually did a compare-and-contrast a couple of weeks ago in my film class where I showed the students the opening scene from Up and then Tracy's ending speech ("And if it's half of what we felt...that's everything") and I was pleasantly surprised that most people thought the latter was the more moving and emotional.

Just out of curiosity -- do you ever get the suspicion that those pesky students pick the Classics in questions like these just becuse they are Classics, since as film students they are "supposed" to pick classics?

(never seen Up btw).


It hasn't for me, either. I'll take Fear and Desire and Killer's Kiss every time.

Honestly never seen either of them. Despite Kubrick being undisputed GOAT. :oops:


See, this is why I've never really loved that film: Because that spring and that vitality is precisely what I feel it lacks. The narrative structure is brilliant, the cinematography and editing are on point, the script is tight as hell, but it just feels so clinical and lifeless, like Kubrick has created a blueprint rather than a real building you can walk into and live in the way you can his other films, even his other early work.

Hmm... thinking back to it, I think that with "spring and vitality" I was actually refeering to how briskly paced and well-put-togheter the narrative was. Not some wholesome, emotional reaction to the material.

That said, I wouldn't go so far as to call it clinical and lifeless (though I definitively wouldn't go in the opposite direction). The sexual power-dynamics for instance feels like something that is the fetish of a director rather than a skilfully crafted plotpoint. Like most of Kubrick's work the craftsmanship is a bit coldly handled, but there is definitively an identity lurking somewhere in that film.


The Killers is amazing, one of the very best films noir. The Asphalt Jungle is in the same boat for me as The Killing, though lacking Kubrick's craftsmanship, it's a step down. And This Gun for Hire isn't exactly off the beaten path, but it's a bit underrated and very good.

I was struggling with ranking these three, but inevitably it ended up as a "A beats B but B beats C while C beats A" type of situation. They're all just balanced so perfectly. I'll conciede that my love for This Gun For Hire is probably boiled down to personal taste though.

No idea how you can label The Asphalt Jungle as clinical and lifeless though. That final scene where they cut from the Police Comissioner talking about the inhumanity of criminals to a dying yet bull-headed Sterling Hayden driving home to his family farm is both a great climax and a great encapsulation of what the movie is all about.





You've got to watch The Rainmaker. And not just because it's Hepburn. Lancaster fucking kills it in that movie. It also sort of set the stage for his big turn in Elmer Gantry, which I also recommend but only after you watch The Rainmaker.

You should also check out his many pairings with Kirk Douglas. They were great friends and worked extremely well together. Whether they're on the same side or mortal enemies, they're a great onscreen duo.

Cool. I think I've only seen Tough Guys with the two of them -- which was... allright.


Softcore porn director makes a B-martial arts movie that not only has some softcore porn in it (because why not?)

Ah yes, softcore porn, the unheralded benefactor behind the Direct-To-Video boom of the 90's. :D


fucking dudes up in a UFC knockoff called Terminal Combat run by sort-of-young-but-still-grizzled-and-nasty-as-fuck Danny Trejo? How can you not love it :D

Pretty sure Trejo was born grizzled and nasty as fuck.:cool: Not in the least supprised that he was in it btw. Pick a straight-to-VHS title from the 90's and its a 33% chance that he'll be in it.

Fun trivia, Trejo also did a movie with Kathy Long, one of the commentators from UFC 1, called The Stranger. Which is a rather avarage High Plains Drifter remake.

Not only that, it's so ambitious that they set-up the cliche revenge angle and then say fuck that, let's make them buddies and have them take down Trejo. That movie was so ambitious and so ahead-of-its-time, and sadly, MMA movies still haven't made good on all it has to offer.

Hmm... I'm not sure it was so much deliberate ambition as it was showing off more of Ken Shamrock. Inversion of the cliche occurring out of opportunism, and all that.


You want to talk about some Martian shit, you're on a silent movie kick, you come up on one of the absolute top-of-the-line GOAT silent movies, and you "couldn't get into" it? That's seriously the coolest fucking silent movie ever made. The Heat-esque opening sequence, the crazy Hannibal-esque puppetmastery of Mabuse, Lang's incredible pacing. That fucker is like 5 hours long and it flew by. I watched it three times in a week and then wrote an essay on it for one of my Master's classes a few years ago. I totally fell under the spell of that movie. Metropolis is the big one in Lang's silent career, but Destiny and Dr. Mabuse: The Gambler are the ones I endlessly return to.


If its any consolation, I was as suprised as you are. :eek:

But yeah, I found it rather languid rather than expertly paced. I guess one of the things could be that I don't like it when Silent Movies are overly wordy, with very verbose title cards. I don't know... overall the
procedural of it all just didn't push my buttons for some reason.

Is this the wrong time to admit that I don't consider Heat to be at the masterpiece level as well?o_O (it's more on the great-scale).

Out of curiosity, how much Lang have you seen in general?

Not that much actually. Pretty much loved everything expect Harakiri and Mabuse though.

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I didn't love that one, but given how meh I've found a lot of Murnau (other than Nosferatu, which rules), I was surprised it was as cool as it was. Have you seen Phantom? It's not as good, but it's a lot more compelling than Sunrise IMO and it's got some comparable imagery.

Never seen either Phantom nor Sunrise.


When it comes to silent ghost stories, though, The Phantom Carriage is where it's at :cool:

I really like Phantom Carriage. It has this very naturalistic, restrained approach that is unusual among Silent Era films. I would definitively put Nosferatu and Faust above it though.



Haven't seen Genuine, but a few years ago (during the same kick where I first discovered Dr. Mabuse: The Gambler, in fact) I did see the 1920 version of The Golem. That was a bad ass movie. The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari gets the press, but there's a lot of cool German Expressionist shit out there.

Oh yes, The Golem, that is another very cool, classical one. Rather reminiscent of Frankenstein -- though it never took off in popularity. Got to laugh about how Rabbis are basically Wizards though.:D


That's definitely one hell of a crazy movie.

That response should be mandatory whenever anyone mentions that film in any situation. :D


I don't think it's much of a revelation for me to say that I love Arnold movies, but this one has always been near the bottom for me. Not because it isn't awesome (because, come on, it's Arnold) but because nearly all of Arnold's other movies are so much more awesome.

Actually, for Arnold standards, I'd say its more on the above-avarage scale. It's definitively better than his comedies -- and stuff like Raw Deal, Red Heat, Eraser, True Lies, Collateral Damage. Commando is more akin to its level -- though even then I'd probaby place Running Man above it.


Ok, this is honestly creepy. Just a couple of months ago I finished this big essay on the origins of the action movie, and in the final section, I talk about early crime movies and Westerns and my two examples for the latter are Straight Shooting and Hell's Hinges.

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(I also mention Shane, which I know you'll appreciate):

You certainly know how to advertize.

"for it not only subjects the myth of the Western to sustained interrogation over the course of its narrative, but also enriches the myth by virtue of its originality on the level of characterization, its “psychological flavor” providing a taste of “individuality”

Really love that summerization of Shane btw. One of the reasons why Shane is one of my favorite movies is becuse of how seemlessly it manages to make Shane out to be some mythical figure but simultaniously makes him so human through its psychological flavor.

Since I know you're one of the few people in here as nerdy as me, this is the relevant portion if you're interested (I also mention Shane, which I know you'll appreciate):

Yeah thanks for posting that write-up!

The conflict between the loner individual and the attractiveness of communal life is something that has always fascinated me in Westerns and Action movies. To go back to Shane (Becuse I *ALWAYS* go back to Shane when the oppertunity knocks:D) another reason why I love that movie so much is becuse I think it presented this conflict in the most emotional manner yet achieved. Shane is the character whom wants more earnestly than any other character to be re-integrated into a community, so it's even more tragic when he fails becuse of circumstances and his own sense of self-identity (this being a theme that the novel Shane is based on never really achieved).

Another movie that I think has a very intresting take on this conflict is The Road Warrior. Mad Max is so emotionally traumatized that his reintegration is utterly hopeless. He fails completely in bonding with other people and reacts violently whenever anyone else tries forcing him to confront this fact. Instead, its the buffon side-kick that manages to reintegrate himself, find a mate which to love, and become leader of the tribe that he has integrated into -- all the stuff normally reserved for the hero.

Another thing I was thinking about while watching The Man With No Name trilogy is how Leone almost completely ignores this arc. Eastwood is the ultimate Loner yet he never feels the need to integrate himself into a community. He is the superman myth -- completely devoid of such human yearnings. A rather intresting, drastic decision to make.
 
who was the person who didnt think Roaring Twenties isnt one of the best films ever? They need to get their eyes checked
 
Oh, I forgott to mention. That old chemical-plant owner in This Gun For Hire eerily reminded me of Montgomery Burns. :D

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who was the person who didnt think Roaring Twenties isnt one of the best films ever? They need to get their eyes checked

Sabels at dawn, sir!

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So this week was the last week of the film class I'm doing the TA shit for, and for the last screening, we watched Calvary. Anyone who hasn't seen that movie needs to watch it pronto. It's a combination of Diary of a Country Priest, In Bruges, and an SVU episode. The script is phenomenal, Brendan Gleeson gives a tremendous performance that's as hilarious as it is moving, the cinematography and editing are way more sophisticated than I expected, it's just excellent on every level. The tone shifts quite a bit, but since it has an episodic structure, the tonal shifts match the shifts to and from different people with different temperaments and who are dealing with different problems.

The opening scene should go down as one of the GOAT, very ambitious way to kick things off and the long take worked brilliantly. And then the scene about midway through when Gleeson visits the serial killer in prison, that's the type of scene you can show literally anybody in the world, and when it's over, tell them, "That's how you direct a scene." And honestly, moving forward, I'll very likely actually do that myself. It's an absolute masterclass in every last fucking respect. I honestly can't think of a better individual scene from a movie that's been released in the last few years.

Highly recommended.

Man I wish I had Bulltt's gif-collection

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I started out being very intrested in B-movies ... currently I'm sniffing about the B-movie, poverty-row products of the 30's and early 40's. And honestly, of all the genres out there, this has to be the hardest one to get into.:p The only real hidden gem I've found -- and to use the phrase "hidden gem" here is being extremely generous -- is Invisible Ghost with Bela Lugosi.

Aw, dude, those movies are some of the easiest for me to watch. Especially crime movies. Horror is a bit more hit-or-miss, and I just can't watch B-Westerns, but those old-school gangster or detective movies they'd crank out, even if they're all scratched up and fuzzy, they're just so slick, I can't help but enjoy them.

What are some of the other titles you can recall besides Invisible Ghost (which, while not as good as some of Lugosi's other hidden gem material like Murders in the Rue Morgue, The Black Cat, The Raven, The Invisible Ray, The Dark Eyes of London, Black Friday, or even stuff like Night of Terror or Scared to Death, I still dug)?

Never seen The Wild One.

Well, you mentioned Rebel Without a Cause in your last post. If you want to see where James Dean got...well...everything, then check out Brando in The Wild One. And if you need extra incentive, Brando alphas the fuck out of Lee Marvin :cool:

Just out of curiosity -- do you ever get the suspicion that those pesky students pick the Classics in questions like these just becuse they are Classics, since as film students they are "supposed" to pick classics?

I have one girl who will never watch a black-and-white movie. Never. No exceptions. Only a few of them have ever seen a black-and-white movie that wasn't It's a Wonderful Life. None of them have ever seen a silent movie. In this day and age, "classics" are The Godfather, Jaws, Full Metal Jacket, Goodfellas, shit like that. Not saying those aren't great movies, but the term "classics" doesn't go back as far as it used to. So no, I don't think they're picking "classics" because they think they're supposed to, because to them, stuff like Guess Who's Coming to Dinner is, strangely enough, too old to be considered a classic :eek:

Anything before 1970 is just an old movie, and for most students, old means they'll probably hate it. It was priceless to hear the shock in their voices when they were talking about Tracy's speech. Everything they said could basically be translated to "I'm surprised that didn't suck."

(never seen Up btw).

You're not missing anything.

Honestly never seen either of them. Despite Kubrick being undisputed GOAT. :oops:

Kubrick was so embarassed by Fear and Desire that he tried to buy up all the prints and destroy them. Thankfully he failed. It's EXTREMELY heavy-handed and pretentious, it has the unmistakable feel of a noob trying shit out with a reach that extends his grasp by light-years. Still, it's insane how good it is, especially in terms of the visuals (obviously) but even the esoteric storytelling works in a way that, while clearly not operating on the same level as later shit like 2001 or Eyes Wide Shut, nevertheless showed a giant talent taking his first steps towards greatness.

Killer's Kiss, meanwhile, is a far more confident effort. The script is bare bones noir, but the style, man. Kubrick's vision is in full effect in this film, some of the shots are just astonishing, and the dark and menacing world he captures with his camera contributes wonderfully to the story. It's also a plus that The Killing is so overrated, because on the recent Criterion Blu-ray, they included (as merely a special feature!) a Blu-ray quality restoration of Killer's Kiss that looks spectacular (it's literally the reason I bought The Killing :D)

Like most of Kubrick's work the craftsmanship is a bit coldly handled, but there is definitively an identity lurking somewhere in that film.

I actually don't subscribe to that popular notion of Kubrick-the-cold-craftsman, so my disliking the coldness and lifelessness of The Killing isn't symptomatic of something that always dogs Kubrick. It's an anomaly for me and the reason it's at the bottom of my Kubrick list. Paths of Glory, Lolita, Barry Lyndon, Full Metal Jacket, those are movies with heavy shit going on but they're so intensely alive, every frame and everything in every frame is bursting with life. The Killing is different, and worse for it.

Cool. I think I've only seen Tough Guys with the two of them -- which was... allright

I haven't seen that one (it sounds awesome though), but the first one you should check out is Gunfight at the OK Corral. That and Hour of the Gun (both about Wyatt Earp and Doc Holliday and both directed by John Sturges) are two of the best and most underrated Westerns ever, but Gunfight at the OK Corral is seriously something special. Also check out Seven Days in May. One of the best political thrillers out there, and the two of them are super fucking intense.

Hmm... I'm not sure it was so much deliberate ambition as it was showing off more of Ken Shamrock. Inversion of the cliche occurring out of opportunism, and all that.

No way, that end voice-over is way too explicit. That's the theme the whole movie's working towards right from the jump, and by the end, they turn the tables on Trejo and return the martial arts to their roots in honor and respect ("There's no problem between us" / "Nothing between us but friendship"). And the bookends with him teaching the kids? Come on, Mr. Softcore knew what was up :cool:

Is this the wrong time to admit that I don't consider Heat to be at the masterpiece level as well?

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Not that much actually. Pretty much loved everything expect Harakiri and Mabuse though.

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Metropolis
Die Nibelungen Part 1 and 2
Mabuse - The Gambler
The Big Heat
The Tiger of Eschnapur
The Indian Tomb

You said you didn't like Harakiri but ranked it #1? Anyway, from this "seen" list, it's clear you've yet to check out Hollywood Lang. And you should, because he's awesome. Fury is the shit and Spencer Tracy being in it makes it that much better. The Woman in the Window is one of the GOAT films noir. Scarlett Street isn't quite as good but still damn good. House by the River is literally a 10/10 until the very end but still fucking awesome. And While the City Sleeps is a very underrated film noir, plus it's got Vincent Price.

Actually, for Arnold standards, I'd say its more on the above-avarage scale. It's definitively better than his comedies -- and stuff like Raw Deal, Red Heat, Eraser, True Lies, Collateral Damage. Commando is more akin to its level -- though even then I'd probaby place Running Man above it.

If I were to rank that list, it'd go Commando, True Lies, Eraser, Collateral Damage, The Running Man, Red Heat, Raw Deal. And out of the big '80s titles - Conan the Barbarian, Conan the Destroyer, The Terminator, Commando, Predator, Twins - the only one it beats is Conan the Barbarian, which I've always thought was overrated as fuck.

Again, not to say they aren't all awesome, because they're Arnold movies, so they're by definition awesome. The Running Man just isn't the cream of the crop IMO. And for me that's mainly due to how FUCKING HORRENDOUS the comedy is, it's almost unbearable. The actual action is great, the premise is great, Dawson is great, the stalkers are great. I just think the dialogue is terrible. A rare slip for Steven E. de Souza, arguably the GOAT action movie screenwriter (is it weird that I want to call him Jacare?).

Shane is the character whom wants more earnestly than any other character to be re-integrated into a community, so it's even more tragic when he fails becuse of circumstances and his own sense of self-identity

QFT.

You can forget it, cause it's never going to happen.

Just bury your head in the sand and wait for your fucking prom.

Did you fall in love? Come on. Did you fall in love last night? And you went off somewhere? Just tell me that. I'll settle for it, you know what I mean? I'll buy that.

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who was the person who didnt think Roaring Twenties isnt one of the best films ever? They need to get their eyes checked

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I told you how creepy it was that you mentioned Straight Shooting and Hell's Hinges. Once would've been creepy enough, but now with this, I have to ask: Did you know ahead of time that The Duellists is Sigh's jam? If not, I'm going to start wondering about you even more than I already do.

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Did you fall in love? Come on. Did you fall in love last night? And you went off somewhere? Just tell me that. I'll settle for it, you know what I mean? I'll buy that.

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Who? Who? What are you a fucking owl?
 
I actually don't subscribe to that popular notion of Kubrick-the-cold-craftsman

To expand on what I said. I think Kubrick's craftsmanship is clinical and cold (that is to say, the perfectionism and composition of his scenes). But I think many of the stories he told are immensely humanistic and emotional in their quality. Take Joker killing the sniper in FMJ. It's clear from Joker's expression that he is thoroughly traumatized by what he has done, and therefore it hits us right in the heart, but at the same time all of this is communicated to us in a very restrained, dejected, languid manner.

Maybe it's just that we use the word "craftsmanship" with different definitions. To me, Kubrick is both clinical and cold yet emotional and humanistic at the same time.

Brando alphas the fuck out of Lee Marvin

Not... Freaking...Possible.:mad:

Listen, I still haven't accepted the fact that Spencer Tracy beat his ass in Bad Day at Black Rock. Do you think I would be able to handle freaking Brando owning him after that?;)

Aw, dude, those movies are some of the easiest for me to watch. Especially crime movies. Horror is a bit more hit-or-miss, and I just can't watch B-Westerns

Oh blast, I forgot to mention I was mostly refeering to horror and mystery flicks when I said that.:rolleyes:

For me it's practically the reverse when talking about the 30's-50's. I love B-Westerns. B-Horror is a bit hit-or-miss, and I have trouble watching B-crime movies.

... Okay, maybe I don't love the Roy Rogers singing-cowboy style style of B-westerns. But everyting else I think is immensly watchable. I'm talking about stuff like: Ride Vaquerio, Fort Bravo, Only the Valiant, Reprisal!, The Outriders, Ambush at Tomahawk Gap and moving on to the 60's I think the Senior Citizens put out some gold material in their twilight days just as the Spaghetti Boom was launching, like Gleen Fords Day of the Evil Gun or Robert Taylors Return of the Gunfighter.

What are some of the other titles you can recall besides Invisible Ghost (which, while not as good as some of Lugosi's other hidden gem material like Murders in the Rue Morgue, The Black Cat, The Raven, The Invisible Ray, The Dark Eyes of London, Black Friday, or even stuff like Night of Terror or Scared to Death, I still dug)?

Hmm... well The Black Cat and The Raven I don't really consider poverty-row pictures, since those where both made by Universal and are fairly substantial in their production. I love both of those btw, especially Black Cat, which was the ultimate Lugosi-Karloff showdown and has some really striking things going on in it like the Satanism or the post-Great War feel to it.

Just sticking with Lugosi's carrer, I was thinking more about stuff like The Corpse Vanishes, Black Dragons, and, Murder By Television (though the novelty of TV is rather fun I suppose) all of which are rather dull affairs. And let's not go into the stuff he made with Ed Wood shall we?:D

I have one girl who will never watch a black-and-white movie. Never. No exceptions. Only a few of them have ever seen a black-and-white movie that wasn't It's a Wonderful Life. None of them have ever seen a silent movie. In this day and age, "classics" are The Godfather, Jaws, Full Metal Jacket, Goodfellas, shit like that. Not saying those aren't great movies, but the term "classics" doesn't go back as far as it used to. So no, I don't think they're picking "classics" because they think they're supposed to, because to them, stuff like Guess Who's Coming to Dinner is, strangely enough, too old to be considered a classic :eek:

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I'm in my mid-twenties but stuff like that makes me feel like a cantankerous old bastard hating on everyone that is younger than me.:D


the only one it beats is Conan the Barbarian, which I've always thought was overrated as fuck

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As I said -- I love that movie so much that I have LITERALLY hunted down every rip-off or cash-in made in its wake that I can find, and I pretty much love most of them too. Stuff like Conquests, Amazons, Ator, Beastmaster, Warrior and the Sorceress (another Yojimbo template-movie) Yor, The Barbarians. One of my absolute favorite B-movies of all time, She, is a Conan/Mad Max hybrid cash-in and even features Sandahl Bergman in the lead role.


But Conan is just superb. Some of the best world-building in any film. It perfectly nails the mythical tone they where going for. James Earl Jones is a magnificent villian. And John Milius infusing his own libertarian world-view into the script just adds to the rewatch value.


By the way... just from the way you talk about film I get the feeling that you simply arn't an outdoors person, correct?:D

I haven't seen that one (it sounds awesome though), but the first one you should check out is Gunfight at the OK Corral. That and Hour of the Gun (both about Wyatt Earp and Doc Holliday and both directed by John Sturges) are two of the best and most underrated Westerns ever, but Gunfight at the OK Corral is seriously something special. Also check out Seven Days in May. One of the best political thrillers out there, and the two of them are super fucking intense.

EDIT: Oh, I thought Burt and Kurt where supposed to be in Hour of The Gun. That could be why I had such difficulty in placing it.:rolleyes:

Oh I've seen Hour of the Gun. Forgot about that one. Can't remember much about it though. I remember liking it... but, I also remember thinking that it felt a bit to conventional and standard for its own good. No way I'd call it one of the best and underrated Westerns though.

EDIT: It did contain this brillian scene though.



You said you didn't like Harakiri but ranked it #1?

Haha. Nah it's the worst. Metropolis would top my list, which may be the most awe-inspiring film of all time alongside stuff like 2001. I don't have the guts to rank Die Nibelungen, M or Big Heat. The Indian Films are behind them but I love those too (just recently listened to the audio commentary for them, as a matter of fact, which does a superb job at elabirating on Lang's relationship towards them).

Anyway, from this "seen" list, it's clear you've yet to check out Hollywood Lang

What's my name again?:p

Been meaning to check in on Lang's adventures in Hollywood.

FUCKING HORRENDOUS the comedy is



Makes me guffaw every time.:D

I rather like the comedy in Running Man. But the humor is more meta. It's not so much about one-liners and clever set-ups as it is about making a mockery out of game-shows. They introduce Dynamo with a freaking hyper-pretensious opera intro and the brain-dead audience is loving it. :D

I told you how creepy it was that you mentioned Straight Shooting and Hell's Hinges. Once would've been creepy enough, but now with this, I have to ask: Did you know ahead of time that The Duellists is Sigh's jam? If not, I'm going to start wondering about you even more than I already do.

No!:confused:

Actually, now that you say this, I remember you saying that Sigh loves The Duellists, but it wasn't on my mind when I posted that.

Still... it's freaking The Duellists. Any instance of dueling should be accompanied with a picture of that movie.


I haven't seen that one (it sounds awesome though

It's very much a "we got old" picture. Burt and Kirt just arn't used to all the Gay Bars and Hypersexualized Women of the 80's.

You're not missing anything.

My interest in animation is really sparse. The only ones I've been truly fascinated by where some of the ones by Rene Laloux and Yoshiaki Kawajiri, along with some landmarks like Akira, and not to mention Bakshi's Conan cash-in Fire and Ice. :p
 
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So this week was the last week of the film class I'm doing the TA shit for, and for the last screening, we watched Calvary. Anyone who hasn't seen that movie needs to watch it pronto. It's a combination of Diary of a Country Priest, In Bruges, and an SVU episode. The script is phenomenal, Brendan Gleeson gives a tremendous performance that's as hilarious as it is moving, the cinematography and editing are way more sophisticated than I expected, it's just excellent on every level. The tone shifts quite a bit, but since it has an episodic structure, the tonal shifts match the shifts to and from different people with different temperaments and who are dealing with different problems.

The opening scene should go down as one of the GOAT, very ambitious way to kick things off and the long take worked brilliantly. And then the scene about midway through when Gleeson visits the serial killer in prison, that's the type of scene you can show literally anybody in the world, and when it's over, tell them, "That's how you direct a scene." And honestly, moving forward, I'll very likely actually do that myself. It's an absolute masterclass in every last fucking respect. I honestly can't think of a better individual scene from a movie that's been released in the last few years.

Highly recommended.

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Calvary is a fantastic film, that's a very apt description (ie. Diary of a Country priest mixed with In Bruges). I've seen in twice now, you've prompted me to watch it again very soon. The same director has another hilarious film called The Guard (Guard as an a policeman, member of An Garda Síochána). Same sort of humour and also has very good camerawork, it's very Irish.

 
If you guys are into this and never watched i recommend it .

 
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My cousin recommended that to me, but i didn't like it. A lot of horror movies get me into it for a while in the build-up/mystery stage, but once they start revealing shit I'm always let down. Same thing with this movie.
 
Watched Embrace of the Serpent earlier, it was absolutely outstanding. Highly recommended, one of the best films I've seen recently and it's an instant favourite.

 
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April 11
IVAN'S CHILDHOOD - Blu-ray & DVD

April 12
ANDREI RUBLEV - Blu-ray & DVD

May 9
MIRROR - Blu-ray & DVD

May 23
SOLARIS - Blu-ray & DVD

June 13
STALKER - Blu-ray & DVD

June 27
NOSTALGIA - Blu-ray & DVD

June
THE SACRIFICE - Blu-ray & DVD

Note: A Tarkovsky box set will be available later in the year.
 
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